[TOT: 675.283.000] Razamattaz [SF5] vs. Theknomameluk [TCE] (A: 16.870.000, D: 658.413.000)

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    • [TOT: 675.283.000] Razamattaz [SF5] vs. Theknomameluk [TCE] (A: 16.870.000, D: 658.413.000)

      Dedications to @Dutch

      THIS is how you spam the boards... enough of the petty little duet fleet smacks... Enough of the hiding in v-mode... let's finish this before the merge.. THIS is activity, THIS is how you gain ranks, THIS is how you Ogame..


      AND THE LEGENDS OF SF5..


      On 20-10-2018 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



      Attacker Razamattaz [SF5]
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      Battleship 20.000
      Destroyer 28.282

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      Defender Theknomameluk [TCE]
      ________________________________________________


      Small Cargo 2
      Large Cargo 700
      Light Fighter 22
      Cruiser 3
      Espionage Probe 10
      Rocket Launcher 50.000
      Light Laser 50.000
      Heavy Laser 46.100
      Gauss Cannon 700
      Ion Cannon 2.000
      Plasma Turret 300
      Small Shield Dome 1
      Large Shield Dome 1

      _________________________________________



      After the battle ...


      You sound like a Nelson...
      Shut the f%#&$ up
      When your fans become your haters
      You done?
      %&&&# , your beard's weird
      Alright
      You yellin' at the mic, you weird beard
      We doin' this once
      Your beard's weird, why you yellin' at the mic?
      @AngelicAngel just hit me on the text
      Last night I left hickeys on her neck
      Wait, you just dissed me, I'm perplexed
      Insult me in a hit, compliment me on the next, damn
      I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
      Was watchin' 8 Mile on my Nordic Track
      Realized I forgot to call you back
      Here's that autograph for @Polaris, I wrote it on a Starter cap
      Dutch, Dutch, son, listen, man, dad isn't mad
      But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
      The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
      Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
      Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
      I say one call to SF5 and you're Swayze
      Your reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo"
      So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
      With your corny lines (RAZ you're old)
      Ow, Dutchy, ooh, but I'm 29 and I'm still outhitting you
      By 13 I had three top tens that had blew
      Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
      Go in someone's alliance mouth stealin' food
      But you're a f%&%&#&' mole hill, now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
      Ho, chill, actin' like you put the dessies barrel to my bone marrow
      Gun, I bet you ain't a bow and arrow
      Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead
      Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still
      Are you eating cereal, or oatmeal?
      What the heck's on the moon, milk? Wheaties or Cheerios?
      'Cause I'm takin' a hit at 'em, Dutchy, I need raiding material...
      Dictionary
      Yo RAZ your last four hits sucked
      Go back to Kallisto, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
      What do you know? Oops, know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
      Luxury, oh, you broke, b&#&#&?
      Yeah, I had enough money in '02
      To burn it in front of you, ho
      Younger me? No, you're the whack me
      It's funny, but so true
      I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
      'Til I'm hitting old-aged still can fill a whole page with a 10 year old's rage
      Got more fans than you in your own galaxy, lil' kiddy
      Go play, feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
      Got the wifeys okay so you spent your whole day
      Waking up to check the MD's just to dig your own grave
      Got you at your own wake @TheWeeknds the billy goat
      You ain't never made a list next to no @War_Machine, no @nastynate
      Next to Taylor Swift, and that @Nelson ho, you about to really blow
      Dutchy, they'll be putting your name
      Next to @jacethegray42, next to @turc0, crash, mothercracker
      Like the last mothercracker hitting' @vitamin_x in vain
      Alien brain, you Satanist (yeah)
      My biggest flops are your greatest hits
      The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
      So before I hit this fleet,i'ma mwah, give @Cassandra Vandales a kiss
      Gotta wake up Labor Day to this (the f&%&%&?)
      Bein' duet fleet hit, aimed by some prick usin' my name for clickbait
      In a state of bliss 'cause I hit his moons
      Now I gotta cock back, aim, yeah, b&#&&#, pop champagne to this
      It's your moment, this is it
      As big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
      Had to give you an account to destroy it
      Lethal injection, go to sleep six feet deep
      I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three
      Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record
      Give your life to be this solidified
      This mothacracker' s&#& is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
      So what good is a machine gun when it's out of ammo?
      Had enough of this little wannabe fleeter,
      How the f&#&#&k can him and I battle?
      He'll have to hit @peshe31 with my cargos
      I'll give him my sandals
      'Cause he knows long as I'm Razamattaz, he's gon' have to live in my shadow
      Exhausting, letting off on my offspring
      Like a gun barrel, dutch, get off me
      You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see
      You're &#&#' salty 'cause young @Evil_Eyes balls deep inside of @Downfall
      Your red sweater, I'm black leather
      You dress better, I hit better
      That a death threat or a love letter?
      Little white toothpick
      Thinks it's over a pic, I just don't like you,
      Thanks for hitting me
      Now I had an excuse on the boards to hit, Monkey
      But really, I don't care who's in the right
      But you're losin' the fight you picked
      Who else want it, Dutch?
      Attempt fails, Budden, L's
      F&#&#&' nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
      Killshot, I will not fail, I'm with @vitamin_x still
      But this idiot's boss pops pills and tells him he's got skills
      But Dutch, the day you put out a hit's the day @Disney admits
      That he put the hit out that got himself killed, ah
      I'm sick of you bein' whack
      And still posting those little duet hits, so let's talk about it (let's talk about it)
      I'm sick of your mumble rap mouth
      Need to get the duet up out it before we can even talk about it (talk about it)
      I'm sick of your waking up at all hours for deploy recalls
      Just 'cause you look in the mirror and think you're Razamattaz
      Don't mean you are, and you're not about it
      So just leave my duet in your scope, and keep my fleet up out it.

      And I'm just playin', @KeVLaR, you know I love you



      Attacker Razamattaz [SF5]
      ________________________________________________


      Battleship 19.723 ( -277 )
      Destroyer 28.280 ( -2 )

      _________________________________________


      Defender Theknomameluk [TCE]
      ________________________________________________


      Destroyed!
      _________________________________________



      The attacker has won the battle!
      The attacker captured:
      31.540.681 Metal, 22.002.574 Crystal and 30.903.507 Deuterium


      The attacker lost a total of 16.870.000 units.
      The defender lost a total of 658.413.000 units.
      At these space coordinates now float 8.457.500 metal and 4.256.000 crystal.
      The attacker captured a total of 84.446.762 units.


      The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
      The attacker(s) captured the debris.



      Summary of profit/losses:


      Summary attackers(s)

      Metal: 27.413.181
      Crystal: 22.003.574
      Deuterium: 30.873.507
      The attacker(s) made a profit of 80.290.262 units.


      Summary defender(s)

      Metal: -520.530.681
      Crystal: -181.019.574
      Deuterium: -41.309.507
      The defender(s) lost a total of 742.859.762 units.



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      The post was edited 1 time, last by Razamattaz ().

    • Everytime I decide to give Raz the benefit of the doubt, he surprises me again and makes his reputation sink ^^

      Don't talk to me of hiding in Vmode and "how you gain ranks" when you yourself are hiding safely amongst the top fleeters in the uni. But I forgive you for that, you built a friendship with many of those players, so thats a counterbalance. I've never "hidden" in Vmode before, and I'm at a family weekend now, I reaaaaaally don't wanna spend energy on Ogame 24/7 during this time. Will be back on Monday, trust me ;)

      I started playing this game out of curiosity, joined a random uni just because I liked the name "Polaris", which was already quite old and thus had far superior players, putting me at a great disadvantage from the very start. I was an utter noob for the most part, got completely trashed 3x over, and despite ALL THAT I am now number 10 overall*, with the best fleet after the top SF5 players. I've done very well, you're "THIS is how you gain ranks" bs... nah, not having it ;) I do not look up to you at all.

      And let's finish what before the merge? This "fight"? Am I gonna take out SF5? Wtf do you expect a player like me to do. All I can do is bother you as much as I can; it's the only excitement and competition I can find in Polaris.

      But the merger will change things ;)

      *number 10 thanks to Downfall disappearing from the ranks once again, otherwise its 11 :P
    • I wish that dope poem was put to a beat and used on a good hit. I guess it'll do for now, enjoy your fleet while you can. I decided that I might as well be done before the merge @Dutch, Don't get use to it you're about to drop below the 100s in the merge. Good luck all :D
      Buying Deut in Vega
    • But Dutch, the day you put out a hit's the day @Disney admits
      That he put the hit out that got himself killed


      Dont think I was ever hit in Polaris! You making crap up again?

      What the hell is all that blab about too, i thought you had left this uni years ago.
      In every job that must be done, There is an element of fun
      You find the fun and snap! The job's a game



      And every task you undertake, Becomes a piece of cake
      A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that!



      A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!