[TOT: 355.995.000] Meshtar [EX-YU] & Noumpas [Baby] & Friendly-scraper [Baby] & Calamity [Baby] vs. Unxpected [HNC] (A: 55.131.000, D: 300.864.000)

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    • [TOT: 355.995.000] Meshtar [EX-YU] & Noumpas [Baby] & Friendly-scraper [Baby] & Calamity [Baby] vs. Unxpected [HNC] (A: 55.131.000, D: 300.864.000)


      Finally, it's Christmas! Santa is coming to Cosmos and gives Coal to the naughty HNC members. The visit to Phantom had come to an end and it was time to go home. The EX-YU were driving in the snowstorm. The trip was long and the Babies were crying in the back seat. Baby Noumpas was still hungry and kept screaming in the car.
      Scy7h3: "We already fed him what does he want now..."
      Meshtar: "Relax honey, you know how babies are. We will stop and buy them something on the way"
      Noumpas saw and pointed out a juicy fleet from the window
      Scy7he: "I already did it, it's your turn now"
      Player: "No way, i am not getting out of (v) mode, Artificiu should do it"
      Artificiu: "But i did it last time! OH GOD MAKE THEM STOP!"
      Meshtar: "I guess someone has to do it, come here little babies <3 "
      Calamity: " :( "
      Noumpas: " :| "
      Friendly-scraper: " :crying: "
      So Meshtar took the the responsibility for their parental discretion, took them by the hand and crossed the road for an Unxpected midnight treat.

      Realistic Representation of the Christmas Hit

      Chuck Norris (new Baby recruit): Hello Noumpas, Look! *shares espionage report*
      Yeah, yeah, congratul... WAIT, who the f**k is that guy?... HNC? I don't even know him! Is he offline? HOLY SHIT HE IS OFFLINE!!!
      *horn of Gondor*

      *Noumpas calls Calamity*
      Calamity: What do you want i am driving? Whaa? Slow down... I told you i am driving, wait till i get home. I AM GOING WITH 90Km/h, NO!!!
      Noumpas: Man... what is more important: a) Your life b) We crash the HNC
      Calamity: Lemme join dat ACS real quick *proceeds fast&furious stunt with one hand on mobile and the other on the wheel*
      Friendly-scraper: Jesus Noumpas, get out of the toilet already you have to send me the coordinates and the acs invitation!
      Noumpas: Cant, Christmas dinner gave me diarrhea, i am on my mobile with 9% battery and out of toilet paper SIM it for me!
      Friendly-scraper: Eeem, guys, i know that you aren't done teabagging Phantom's corpse yet, but... here is an Unxpected surprise
      Player: DAMN V MODE!!
      Scy7he: *nom nom nom nom* What?
      Meshtar: *starts ACS* Hop in ya bastards!
      Noumpas: *toilet flash sounds* oooh yeah, those slow ass ships are the best for the job *delays the acs from 25m to 45m*
      Noumpas: Relax... ITS CHRISTMAS :D he is with his family no time for ogame
      Calamity: Dear Santa, i was a good baby the whole year... all i want is an hnc little hit
      Jessica Alba: You guys are acs attacking? Can i join ? :D
      Noumpas: Delay 30 more minutes, let the guy join
      Meshtar: JESUS CHRIST! He will come online any minute now!
      Noumpas: Just believe in the Christmas spirit. Brb diarrhea again...
      We got him... WE F**KING GOT HIM!
      Oh boy... do i have to make another video now? ||

      On 25-12-2018 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:

      Attacker Meshtar [EX-YU]

      Light Fighter 26.268
      Cruiser 9.071
      Battleship 2.649
      Battlecruiser 2.193
      Small Cargo 7.784

      Attacker Noumpas [Baby]

      Cruiser 323
      Small Cargo 1.978
      Light Fighter 6.500

      Attacker Friendly-scraper [Baby]

      Small Cargo 4.006
      Light Fighter 4.108
      Heavy Fighter 71
      Cruiser 638
      Battleship 24
      Battlecruiser 565

      Attacker Calamity [Baby]

      Small Cargo 791
      Light Fighter 1.534
      Heavy Fighter 1.621
      Cruiser 286
      Battleship 244
      Battlecruiser 209

      Defender Unxpected [HNC]

      Small Cargo 1.380
      Large Cargo 1.698
      Light Fighter 25.146
      Heavy Fighter 11
      Cruiser 3.910
      Battleship 566
      Recycler 1.163
      Espionage Probe 680
      Bomber 10
      Destroyer 21
      Battlecruiser 21

      After the battle ...

      Attacker Meshtar [EX-YU]

      Light Fighter 20.209 ( -6.059 )
      Cruiser 8.946 ( -125 )
      Battleship 2.648 ( -1 )
      Battlecruiser 2.193 ( -0 )
      Small Cargo 5.949 ( -1.835 )

      Attacker Noumpas [Baby]

      Cruiser 320 ( -3 )
      Small Cargo 1.516 ( -462 )
      Light Fighter 5.009 ( -1.491 )

      Attacker Friendly-scraper [Baby]

      Small Cargo 3.082 ( -924 )
      Light Fighter 3.149 ( -959 )
      Heavy Fighter 62 ( -9 )
      Cruiser 627 ( -11 )
      Battleship 24 ( -0 )
      Battlecruiser 565 ( -0 )

      Attacker Calamity [Baby]

      Small Cargo 613 ( -178 )
      Light Fighter 1.199 ( -335 )
      Heavy Fighter 1.429 ( -192 )
      Cruiser 284 ( -2 )
      Battleship 244 ( -0 )
      Battlecruiser 209 ( -0 )

      Defender Unxpected [HNC]


      The attacker has won the battle!
      The attacker captured:
      17.233.567 Metal, 9.257.553 Crystal and 5.946.462 Deuterium

      The attacker lost a total of 55.131.000 units.
      The defender lost a total of 300.864.000 units.
      At these space coordinates now float 121.771.500 metal and 50.622.000 crystal.
      The attacker captured a total of 32.437.582 units.

      The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

      Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
      107.192.000 Metal and 50.648.000 Crystal
      14.579.500 Metal and 3.500 Crystal

      Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
      121.771.500 Metal and 50.651.500 Crystal

      Summary of profit/losses:

      Summary attackers(s)

      Metal: 101.604.067
      Crystal: 42.461.053
      Deuterium: 5.664.462
      The attacker(s) made a profit of 149.729.582 units.

      Summary defender(s)

      Metal: -223.375.567
      Crystal: -93.053.553
      Deuterium: -16.872.462
      The defender(s) lost a total of 333.301.582 units.

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      Pirate of Kallisto wrote:

      I care what i care...
      Baby Cries funny videos
    • Hahaha i Got a cold and i was with my whole family, wife was already mad at me for Being on Viber with u guys non stop but i just HAD to go out and do this haha tnx for sharing ESP report and let me be a part of this :) was worth it not because we all made good profit but because i am part of your video too haha really Nice post ;)
    • Thank you for taking me babies, despite my low rank.
      when I started looking at the alliances and their pages.
      When I watched your video, I just wanted to have fun with you :)
      Soon I'll get into action!

      Quantum Wars win/loose 2/0 RETIREE!
      Europa War win/loose 1/0

    • I love how they make a video about me makes me feel special. Great hit it will set me back a few weeks but that’s ok. I laugh though I am so much weaker then every person yet they acs to get me like wow can’t solo me.

      The story should tell the truth that a father of 2 kids miss timed his fleet save and was spending Christmas with his kids and family. Not obsessed about some game to the point of no life.

      Well I guess enjoy the profits. You got really lucky I should have vmode. I’ll come back after the holidays. I am more worried about spending time with my family and kids.
    • We didn't judge you. Of course people are with their family on Christmas, we were all with ours too. But just because we were lucky to spot you and very well organized doesn't mean we have no life. It just took us a few min browsing from mobile during family dinner with a few calls. Meshtar could easily bring you down alone and sooner without my delays. You found us in the acs because we want to send a message.
      Its just a game guys, no need to hate.
      But in this game you declared a war, and the fact that all of the HNC are under our microscope should be "Expected"
      So, FR and again, whoever wants to avoid war's consequences should not complain about it, but simply disband. This is a war, and we are here to fight it.

      Pirate of Kallisto wrote:

      I care what i care...
      Baby Cries funny videos
    • As noumpas Said, if i went alone i would even have less loses as i would send less LFs ..acording to sim i would have 40m loses and because babies joined i Sent more foders to make them lose less . I was with my family too and i was actually in vmod. I Took us few min to organize and Here we are :) no1 judges u man its all just a game ;)