Top 03 - [TOT: 106.028.328.500] TheWeeknd [SF5] & Gorlami [MUPPETS] & Arcane [MUPPETS] & Ex nihilo (XU XIN) [MUPPETS] vs. Pariah [GCVA] (A: 16.543.772.000, D: 89.484.556.500)

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    • Top 03 - [TOT: 106.028.328.500] TheWeeknd [SF5] & Gorlami [MUPPETS] & Arcane [MUPPETS] & Ex nihilo (XU XIN) [MUPPETS] vs. Pariah [GCVA] (A: 16.543.772.000, D: 89.484.556.500)


      I'm really, really getting a taste for balls.

      This tale starts with me being called out as a lazy Son of a Gun by someone who only does 10% deploy fs's in Vega. Pfft. Didn't take it to heart. Arsehole. Said person and I noticed that conversion was loaded with res, and when they logged in to res save, sent it to one lonely moon in g9. Well Vega, that looks like a dirty fs to me, i said to myself as I went to sleep on a 40% colo fs in mid g1.

      Monday
      I wake up early Monday and MD conversion in G9. Hellllllooo farmer conversion here with a week long harvest. As i set to work about remodeling the farm house from a medium sized turtle to a sleek,streamlined mound of used rocket launchers Conversion's alliance set about re-mooning him. Suspicious activity from a group of miners. suspicious indeed.

      Vice and I speculated as to what could be occurring the common theme was, aside from that Vice has more eyebrow than a common sloth, there was a plan a foot to cause mischief and mayhem to my lovely hit. We speculated it was probably going to be the Royal Prince of blue town himself, carboon, but had to plan for Pariah and Art's rips to be involved. After speaking to Vice for nearly 12 hours, i had to relearn english and avoid going near large concentration of female goats for fear of what i might do to them.

      Tuesday
      At some point overnight Vormov joined me in system and mooned up - this solidified the belief something was afoot and we adjusted our plan accordingly, alerting Alen and Jossa we had a potential to time someone back. As the hit rolled around it was very clear vormov was lanxing to check if i had added my speed fleet, which coupled with the fact that Count Von Blue Noob was still in his cocoon of safety meant we were dealing with rips and not enough to kill my fleet. As the moon popped, i recalled my main block of rips, leaving one to suicide to keep an attack on lanx, giving me chance to watch for a recall time which we nailed down to around 2 seconds, but didn't know the % it was sent at (incidentally we guessed wrong at 100% - its was 90%).

      Vice, in a moment of wisdom no-one expected from an over achieving amoeba, locked a slot in both pariahs systems until we could organise the colonies to be sent. Alen, Jossa, Vice and I trundled up to pariahs system or one over, covered a 100% MD (vice... mding someone...) and locked the fleet down. Vice didn't even lose the rips!

      It has to be said, Pariah is one of, if not the, most classy people on this game. I take my hat, trousers and shirt off to the guy.

      All in all a bloody successful day.

      As its a rare occurance, we capture a live action shot of Vice launching an MD
      Video Removed





      On 29-01-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:


      Attacker TheWeeknd [SF5]
      ________________________________________________

      Bomber 1
      Destroyer 200.000
      Light Fighter 8.222.580
      Battleship 500.000
      Battlecruiser 500.000
      Espionage Probe 1

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Gorlami [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Destroyer 300.000
      Light Fighter 8.000.000
      Battleship 500.000
      Battlecruiser 500.000

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Arcane [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Light Fighter 6.064.594
      Battleship 373.129
      Destroyer 150.000
      Battlecruiser 200.000

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Ex nihilo [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Light Fighter 7.023.773
      Battleship 500.000
      Destroyer 200.011
      Battlecruiser 400.000

      _________________________________________

      Defender Pariah [GCVA]
      ________________________________________________

      Light Fighter 500.902
      Espionage Probe 400
      Solar Satellite 1.653
      Deathstar 8.679
      Rocket Launcher 250.000
      Light Laser 3.060
      Heavy Laser 1.322
      Gauss Cannon 1.000
      Ion Cannon 325
      Plasma Turret 1.000
      Small Shield Dome 1
      Large Shield Dome 1

      _________________________________________


      After the battle ...

      Attacker TheWeeknd [SF5]
      ________________________________________________

      Bomber 1 ( -0 )
      Destroyer 192.979 ( -7.021 )
      Light Fighter 7.934.082 ( -288.498 )
      Battleship 482.661 ( -17.339 )
      Battlecruiser 482.443 ( -17.557 )
      Espionage Probe 1 ( -0 )

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Gorlami [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Destroyer 289.506 ( -10.494 )
      Light Fighter 7.719.056 ( -280.944 )
      Battleship 482.647 ( -17.353 )
      Battlecruiser 482.504 ( -17.496 )

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Arcane [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Light Fighter 5.851.825 ( -212.769 )
      Battleship 360.114 ( -13.015 )
      Destroyer 144.718 ( -5.282 )
      Battlecruiser 192.874 ( -7.126 )

      _________________________________________

      Attacker Ex nihilo [MUPPETS]
      ________________________________________________

      Light Fighter 6.777.441 ( -246.332 )
      Battleship 482.469 ( -17.531 )
      Destroyer 192.913 ( -7.098 )
      Battlecruiser 385.962 ( -14.038 )

      _________________________________________

      Defender Pariah [GCVA]
      ________________________________________________

      Destroyed!
      _________________________________________


      The attacker has won the battle!
      The attacker captured:
      0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 0 Deuterium

      The attacker lost a total of 16.543.772.000 units.
      The defender lost a total of 89.484.556.500 units.
      At these space coordinates now float 38.079.478.500 metal and 28.679.805.700 crystal.
      The attacker captured a total of 0 units.

      The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
      The attacker(s) captured the debris.



      Summary of profit/losses:



      Summary attackers(s)

      Metal: 28.577.929.500
      Crystal: 22.929.262.700
      Deuterium: -1.291.680.000
      The attacker(s) made a profit of 50.215.512.200 units.


      Summary defender(s)

      Metal: -45.480.938.000
      Crystal: -35.291.792.000
      Deuterium: -8.711.826.500
      The defender(s) lost a total of 89.484.556.500 units.



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      Warned- Andvari300




      Arcane
      [Muppets] & [CLOSED]
      BIGGEST x2 hit in .org



      The post was edited 1 time, last by Andvari300 ().

    • Oh man, what a smack! well done boys! Good call on reading the outcome, 50kkk profit is fantastic, great timing once again. Pariah, again, shame hit is on such a classy player, wish you a VFR. You built those rips very quickly, I am sure you will do it again.
      Hey, I know letssled attacks you a lot with his rips.......and I want to crash those rips a lot!
    • nice ACS smash. Saw the drop in military and came here to see what was what

      Glotr Def
      Zagy: "Enjoy building your ego with likes of your ally mate.
      Like we having 14 year old girls here. I expect now everyday status with some quote and selfie from toilet."
      Heretic: "If you want to make it personal...I might ask why you are asking for selfies from ppl you suspect are 14 year old girls and ones from the toilet no less. Creeper much?"
    • The story sounds fair, except that you excluded our try to save a buddy... It also sounds, from my view of bad English, that your MD and launching was some kind of trigger to trap 8000 rips. Nah... (don't be mad now)

      Except that (), I really congratulate your enormous hit. Its huge! :hail:

      Too bad for Pariah and us that you manage to include TheWeeknd. And that we "missed" to block slot 14. Without that slot you couldn't manage to MD in time.

      I wish my buddy, Pariah, a fast rebuild. You are really a true alliance mate.

      See ya! :love: :love: <3 <3
      Xalynth - 24 Hofs
      Fidis - 2 Hofs
      Vega - a couple!

      Iam the nicest guy in the uni...
    • As always, it is been a pleasure flying with you noobs :beer:

      Pariah was a good sport ingame, hope you will stick around, if not , all the best in RL.

      P.s. Adam as far as I see it , you are a hell of a good writer with lousy character who always perfectly fills up in a story X/

      More to come... see ya in space! ;)
    • Let's be clear, this fight would have been won by Pariah if it weren't for that one bomber there, you learned well Weeknd, but rest of the muppets need to learn as well, if each of you added one more bomber to your fleet comp, this would have been an easy zero losses hit with much more profit, but oh well...

      FR Pariah


      My S-mod is Rav3n - be sure to bug him if I trouble you :)

    • Jois wrote:

      It also sounds, from my view of bad English, that your MD and launching was some kind of trigger to trap 8000 rips. Nah... (don't be mad now)
      i didnt get any of that from what he said ?(

      nice moving that lazy ass adam and impressive read on what could have otherwise turned grim for mupetas :thumbup: maybe the defenders were giving too many red signs BUT it could have been seen as a fake something and you could have let your fleet hit the waiting rips just outta overconfidence :ninja:

      def FR if you choose to, if you're out nice one on breaking the oshackles :modo:
    • Well you can't fault us for trying lol. This was quite an exciting 24-hours. Pariah knew the risks when he decided to defend Conversion. We answered the call to action to defend an alliance mate. I mistimed the MD to pop conversions moon, otherwise we might have had a shot at Arcane's fleet (perhaps it wouldn't have mattered, I really dont know lol)--but I'm a noob fleeter and missed the window by almost 2 mins.

      I have faith that Pariah will have a fast recovery. In fact, to show what kind of a sport this guy is: We had various people willing to Defend him to the point of suicide and when Pariah saw your countermeasures to block our defend--he asks them to recall. He says don't worry about him. Such a nice person, and I'm glad Pariah's on my team.

      Typical Muppets crap though, outsourcing the heavy lifting...lol.

      Oh, Also...I tried convincing my alliance mates that you guys are untouchable and we should give up trying to compete with you guys...but they just won't listen to me. Tenacious bunch they are... :D :headbanging: :censored: :censored:

      You also forgot to mention how you guys wanted to extort Deut from our alliance in exchange for protection. I've never heard a more hilarious thing in my life...we both know ya'll would just attack us anyway and use it as leverage to go to war against us. Never mind that radio has been trying to recruit Hatu since day one lol....GL with that.
      =====
      "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself"
      --Carl Sagan
      Void Alliance

      The post was edited 1 time, last by vormov ().

    • vormov wrote:

      Well you can't fault us for trying lol. This was quite an exciting 24-hours. Pariah knew the risks when he decided to defend Conversion. We answered the call to action to defend an alliance mate. I mistimed the MD to pop conversions moon, otherwise we might have had a shot at Arcane's fleet (perhaps it wouldn't have mattered, I really dont know lol)--but I'm a noob fleeter and missed the window by almost 2 mins.

      I have faith that Pariah will have a fast recovery. In fact, to show what kind of a sport this guy is: We had various people willing to Defend him to the point of suicide and when Pariah saw your countermeasures to block our defend--he asks them to recall. He says don't worry about him. Such a nice person, and I'm glad Pariah's on my team.

      Typical Muppets crap though, outsourcing the heavy lifting...lol.

      Oh, Also...I tried convincing my alliance mates that you guys are untouchable and we should give up trying to compete with you guys...but they just won't listen to me. Tenacious bunch they are... :D :headbanging: :censored: :censored:

      You also forgot to mention how you guys wanted to extort Deut from our alliance in exchange for protection. I've never heard a more hilarious thing in my life...we both know ya'll would just attack us anyway and use it as leverage to go to war against us. Never mind that radio has been trying to recruit Hatu since day one lol....GL with that.
      Wow someone definitely needs to seek professional help or sign up for anger management classes. :search: Your statements were all false and you know that. :youcrazy: However I do understand your frustration because of the mistakes that were made and my boys being there to capitalize on it. You know if the tables were turned you would have done the same. :this: GCVA members did what they could to help a team mate and they displayed great team work. For a miner alliance, I would say you all surely surprised many of us and for that you have earned our respect. Vormov you tried and did your best, but failing at something doesn't make you a failure, "We all fall down so that we may learn to pick ourselves up again" remember that. ;)

      As for the hit, Vice, Adam, and Jossa, I am glad to have met you all and to have played along side you guys while I was here, you three I will always call my friends. :love: Theweekend, its nice to
      know that my boys have a friend they can depend on, thank you. Once again great job guys and great profits, enjoy your top ten and have fun. :beer:

      Pariah, one of the best sports I have seen, :hail: your actions and words truly shows humbleness and team spirit. GCVA is lucky to have you. We wish you a speedy recovery.


      .Org
      Top Tens 21 (12 Acs/ 9 Solo)
      Hofs <----Lost Count
      Rip Kills 6.178


      "I am a miner too.. I just prefer to mine other people's mines"


      This Feline has already been reported and banned for being too cute
    • What can I say about this one, do feel slightly guilty. I thought what the guys were planning had some inherent risks. But was feeling really tired and there were hundreds of msgs on chat to go through, so I went to bed, and forgot about it.

      However clever play by arcane, and picking up on a mistake. Got team involved pretty quickly as well. Basically the top 4 fleets all came against pariah, so that's kind of a compliment in itself.

      Pariah is one of the best guys to play with. Always helping the guys with moonshots, advice, trades etc. He is a true credit to the sportsmanship. FR mate, as I said in game if you need a hand I'm here.