ACS 3 - [TOT: 7.364.446.000] Mostaris [Apex] & Parsecs Berry [Apex] vs. JackSparrow [OVET] (A:, D: 6.337.402.000)

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    • ACS 3 - [TOT: 7.364.446.000] Mostaris [Apex] & Parsecs Berry [Apex] vs. JackSparrow [OVET] (A:, D: 6.337.402.000)

      Hear Ye! Hear Ye! For I am Parsec's sexy little Berry!

      The tale comes, as all good tales must, with a good probing over the weekend. It was exciting for us to find so many big steel beads in one place at one time however we began to worry about who's cavity they may get stuck up if their pirate owner decided to get too adventurous with them. We had already seen him attempt to violate other players by popping moons.

      A decision was quickly made that we should destroy these for the good of humanity, for there should only be one man with the power of the beads at the grand orgy that we call life in Bella. That man is our new daddy Mostaris. As such, we sat back and devised a plan to blow Jack’s moon while he slept, dreaming of wenches, rum and mead (i can relate).

      The moon blowing went exactly as planned, which of course meant that everything threatened to fall apart and we ended up lucking into it. Captain Jack came online and built a mini fleet to help defend. I was dispatched to act as sweeper however only had enough doot on colony to sweep the first 3 waves. As luck would have it the moon gave up on the 3rd hit. Turns out that the moon was a bitch ass moon, not of the like that our Wheatly builds.

      Things from here were pretty s1mple, we had the fleet exposed as being the dirtily saved little thing it was and it was still hours away from returning after a wild night out touring the solar system.

      Expertly the daddy locked his sexy ass to arrive the same second and very graciously asked if I would fly with him. The rest, as they say, is history. No glitches in the flight, good banter en route and all those naughty beads turned to dust, never to worry another orifice again. Shame there wasn’t any booty in them there ships though, would have been a nice surprise.

      On 06-05-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:

      Attacker Mostaris [Apex]

      Large Cargo 1
      Small Cargo 100.000
      Light Fighter 763.368
      Heavy Fighter 15.280
      Cruiser 232.060
      Battleship 34.332
      Colony Ship 1
      Destroyer 19.089
      Battlecruiser 58.385


      Attacker Parsecs Berry [Apex]

      Light Fighter 1.000.000
      Cruiser 35.000
      Battlecruiser 50.000


      Defender JackSparrow [OVET]

      Small Cargo 10.580
      Large Cargo 2.620
      Light Fighter 5.864
      Heavy Fighter 459
      Cruiser 353
      Battleship 4.728
      Colony Ship 1
      Recycler 3.492
      Espionage Probe 108
      Bomber 79
      Solar Satellite 402
      Destroyer 239
      Deathstar 520
      Battlecruiser 7.529
      Rocket Launcher 179
      Light Laser 5
      Ion Cannon 29
      Small Shield Dome 1
      Large Shield Dome 1


      After the battle ...

      Attacker Mostaris [Apex]

      Large Cargo 1 ( -0 )
      Small Cargo 96.051 ( -3.949 )
      Light Fighter 733.134 ( -30.234 )
      Heavy Fighter 14.668 ( -612 )
      Cruiser 224.339 ( -7.721 )
      Battleship 33.148 ( -1.184 )
      Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )
      Destroyer 18.468 ( -621 )
      Battlecruiser 56.436 ( -1.949 )


      Attacker Parsecs Berry [Apex]

      Light Fighter 959.878 ( -40.122 )
      Cruiser 33.775 ( -1.225 )
      Battlecruiser 48.236 ( -1.764 )


      Defender JackSparrow [OVET]


      The attacker has won the battle!

      The attacker captured:
      1.713.513 Metal, 0 Crystal and 887.359 Deuterium
      1.285.238 Metal, 0 Crystal and 665.550 Deuterium
      321.483 Metal, 0 Crystal and 166.438 Deuterium
      80.567 Metal, 0 Crystal and 41.666 Deuterium
      20.304 Metal, 0 Crystal and 10.463 Deuterium
      5.238 Metal, 0 Crystal and 2.663 Deuterium

      The attacker lost a total of units.
      The defender lost a total of 6.337.402.000 units.
      Total damage defender including follow-ups: 6.338.772.000 units.

      At these space coordinates now float 2.631.736.800 metal and 2.012.915.800 crystal.
      The attacker captured a total of 5.200.482 units.

      The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
      The attacker(s) captured the debris.

      Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
      2.631.736.800 Metal and 2.012.915.800 Crystal

      Summary of profit/losses:

      Summary attackers(s)

      Metal: 2.031.675.143
      Crystal: 1.672.261.800
      Deuterium: -81.127.861
      The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.622.809.082 units.

      Summary defender(s)

      Metal: -3.160.880.343
      Crystal: -2.535.712.000
      Deuterium: -647.380.139
      The defender(s) lost a total of 6.343.972.482 units.

      A hearty yo ho and GLOTR if you choose to stay to my fellow space pirate! The decision to FS dirty from your lone moon was your downfall in the end. Strange decision.

      As you can tell by the name change, I dedicate my part in this to big Papa Parsec, the original daddy. Apart from that thanks for playing with me daddy Mostaris! Your wielding of that big throbbing fleet continues to be an inspiration! Love to all Apex who put the sex in the universe!
    • This makes me very conflicted,

      1. I am very disturbed by your incredible use of sexual innuendos
      2. I am very happy by your incredible use of sexual innuendos

      On a side note, doesn't compare to how disturbed I am by your new name Blackbeerd.

      However, in relation to the hit, amazing RIP kill guys, this is surely going down as the biggest RIP kill so far (if I am not mistaken) in Bellatrix. Well done and enjoy the profit guys.

      Arguably the worst pirate in the world, WHY WOULD YOU FLEET SAVE THAT WAY WITH THAT MUCH FLEET???

      Fr if you so decide to stay or GLIRL.
      Lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!
    • Aaah, can't spell Apex without "sexy"... I think...

      I'd love to say that this hit and profit are good, but that story is 12x (hint piink) better!
      You've made my orifices happy today, Blackie

      The post was edited 1 time, last by FuuF ().

    • All my training seems like paid off :P
      Noob mostaris !
      GG / FR Defender ^^

      UNI 40 >>> Top 10s >> Many :D
      Uni Mizar >>> Top 10s >> 6
      Uni Nekkar >>> Top 10s >> 14
      Uni Vega >>> Top 10s >> 6
      Uni 1 >>>> Top 10s >> 2

      Advanced hits never counted
      HOFS 1000 + :D So i stopped counting
      Over All Top 10s >>> 60+

    • Maybe im the last person to make fun of someone making a dirty FS but holy crap... who chooses to make a dirty FS when they have another system with 10 moons in? :youcrazy:
      Anyways awesome catch boys.

      FR sparrow but really.... with the amount of times you tried to MD others, it seems even more stupid that you choose to fs like this :shrug: