You know you play to much Ogame when...

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    -you think these pics are funny....


    Lol, those pics were well funny.
    Are they real?

  • you know you play to much ogame when:


    - your parents call you at least 3 times to come down for dinner, and you still dont come
    - you run home drunk sooner than expected at weekends
    - you miss to catch the train at least once a week

    ... a shadow of the past...
    the prophet: 'the warning has been given, their fate is now their own'


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  • Lol, my computer is in my dining room and I still sometimes don't go for dinner!

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    Originally posted by Kaius


    Lol, those pics were well funny.
    Are they real?



    i think so... the 1 at the airport looks fakish... but the others are... i have had the 1 with the news girl confirmed by a guy who saw it live... and the newspaper was seen by a guy in my old alliance

  • I came up with one:
    You can't sleep because your parents booted you off the computer and you can't fleetsave.

  • when you decide to call in sick at work to organise a phalanx attack
    while watching star wars calling vader a noob for loosing his rip

    Edited once, last by drew ().

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    Originally posted by sandman09


    when you are hoping that you could get the return times of a fleet in your uni from this.

  • -when you know the different ogame sites... .org .de .ba ect.





    -when your parents block ogame from your computer...

  • when you give up fleet saving and just take the laptop to the bath room with you ... i've actually seen this

  • dont know if anyone wrote this...


    -when you play some other game, and you call resources metal, crystal and deut
    -or the units with the names of ships from ogame
    lol

  • If u play c&c red alert 2: yuri's revenge and u make a map with loads of ships and subs in the middle and mod it so that they shoot lasers lol
    I've done that u know.

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    Originally posted by v0rtex


    when you read v1k1ngs GF as GameForge first, and after wondering why hes having sex with GameForge.. you remember that before ogame, GF meant Girlfriend



    LOL, love it

  • some ones....


    - when you losse in 1 year all your girlfriends becasue you play to much ogame and all girls tell you the same thing:


    José.....f**** man you have 33 years old and you still playing little games in the computer , i hate you and i hate that f***** game >_<


    - other case special....


    My ex girlfriend [the last] call me some day and tell me his fathers go a travel for all the weekend and she tell me go to she's house to enjoy the pool and jaccuzi......so with my mates in Sagitta that friday i plan a big IPM party to some target[3800 ipms readys] and i tell she ok, my love prepare all the things, champagñe, and the KW gel and i go to your home in one hour.....four hours later we finish the IPm party and the attacks with the fleets and when i see my clock i say f**** i call she at his cell phone and she tell me......


    Ok, this relation is end and i hope you can f*** with your ships and enjoy the jaccuzi with your f**** computer, dont call me again !!!!!


    Now i dont have GF but i have a good ammount of ships and mines :D



  • Ouch man, ouch...


    Time to find a new girlfriend, and this time don't tell her about your dirty little secret (ogame)...

  • When you write your name on a [insert important document] you actually write your [username]


    i nearly did that on a exam yesterday!

  • That's why my username is also my name ^_^ Well, part of it >_>


    -you wished there was an OGame t-shirt (now I want one ;()


    -you're glad you have art class and are making stamps, but now are thinking "f**k Halo 3, I want OGame!!! ;("


    -when Alku and Kahandran are in your dictionary (my alliance mates)

    Edited once, last by bluejay27 ().

  • you ask you boss to get on the computer cause you forgot to fleetsave and he says no ;(

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    Originally posted by elmer fudd
    you ask you boss to get on the computer cause you forgot to fleetsave and he says no ;( because he doesn't want to get banned for account sitting >_>