You know you play to much Ogame when...

  • you know you play too much ogame when:
    you hof'd someone and look up in the night sky and wonder why there isnt a fire or a DF in space
    wonder how many ships it took to create the earths moon
    you wonder why the mars' rover wont come back from its espionage mission
    you wonder if voyager got blown up by the other defences
    wonder how long it took to colonize earth
    you wonder why we arent raiding mars
    you wonder the moonchance percentage was for the earths moon

    Edited once, last by Tlantis ().

  • The Moon is the only natural satellite of Earth:


    orbit: 384,400 km from Earth
    diameter: 3476 km
    mass: 7.35e22 kg


    hmm looks like a 1 %

  • Quote

    Originally posted by Leto7235
    The Moon is the only natural satellite of Earth:


    orbit: 384,400 km from Earth
    diameter: 3476 km
    mass: 7.35e22 kg


    hmm looks like a 1 %


    LOL,, is a moonshoot !! :D

  • -you know you play ogame too much when u go to the church and ask the prayers to pray for u to have a moon cause u r doing moonshot
    -you know play ogame too much when ur friend tells you he has no money and you tell him "build ur mines up mate"
    -you know you play ogame too much when you go to buy a car and u ask
    "does it use hyperspace drive to work??"LOL
    -you know you play ogame too much when your girlfriend calls to come over her place and you tell her"send me the deut i need to come...my fleets cant move easily"
    -you know you play ogame too much when you get out of the test ...not so bad ,people ask how did u do ,and u say"battle ended in draw"
    -you know you play to much ogame when somebody dies and u go write on his dome "sad to see you leaving,you were great player,good luck on AL(after life)LOL.


    The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.
    [A]del


    -The ends never ever justify the means. Means are ends.
    -Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

  • Quote

    Originally posted by sandman09
    -you get crashed for the first time because you play so much ogame you fall asleep at 7 pm after 2 weeks of "all nighters" like this...


    sadly that has happened to me as well.

  • lol you all talk about playing too much ogame atm...but hey i'm gonna say something about what you do when you had played ogame long time ago:


    -You know you still wake up in the morning having that feeling that somethimgs wrong(guilty conscience telling you you must FS)
    -You know you somethimes open ogame boards to see what's new..and feel like s*it for not playing the game anymore
    -You know when you feel like s*it for not playing it you still hate the game and like the reality :P
    -You know you still have that old ogame wallpaper on your desktop
    -You know you still keep those hofs somewhere on your pc(just in case you start playing again)
    -You know you see kids in internet caffes ranked #500+ and they show off with that...and you keep quiet about that becouse they wouldn't belive you you was TOP 3 long time ago:P
    -you know you had played ogame too much when you remember how your dad would wake you up while you were sleeping on you keyboard in the middle of the night
    -you know you had played ogame too much when you remember going too hospital for 10 days cus of health problems caused by lack of sleep and eating...and being forced to quit ogame


    -and you know you still wonder what happened to your alliance...what happened to your account......and why the f**k am i on these boards again!?


    sadly true...

    Edited once, last by zajc ().

  • when u start to care what people ingame say about you, even though you have never,and prolly will never meet them.

  • You know you play to much Ogame when...


    Your mum starts playing the game and posts on here your a mamas boy :p

  • You know you play OGame too much when:


    You never close the browser, just in case you need to check for incoming attack fleets at a moment's notice...


    You try everything you can to get 50 extra points, just to move up one rank...


    You've built way more probes than anyone needs in RL...


    You've had to hit Overview at least twice while replying to this thread...


    You have enough AMB's in your missile silo to put the national missile shield in operation...


    All you say to you girlfriend, after she's asked you to come to bed for the eleventh time, is "Mmhmm, just need to check my fleet once more, promise."


    Just thought of another!
    You panic anytime you see you have over ten new messages when you hit overview after a short while, then go through all your planets checking the defense just to make sure you didn't get hit.

    Edited once, last by cryo alchemist ().

  • you glance at your energy while you are w8ing for your overview to load... because if its in red you know sum1 blew up your sats...(and your fleet..)

  • You know you play to much Ogame when:


    Even in V mode you still check to make sure you weren't hit.


    You ask your auto mechanic how to make your rec's faster.

  • You practice the motions needed to escape a badly timed phalanx hit.

  • Quote

    Originally posted by greatdane247
    You know you play to much Ogame when...


    Your mum starts playing the game and posts on here your a mamas boy :p


    Why does this sound suspect . . .


    Lol, just kidding :P


    Well, you know you play too much Ogame when your entire family can play it . . . and is actually GOOD at it :P

  • At the bar, talking to an incredibly hot woman, you think about ogame and worry about your fleets...even though you're in vacation mode. :(


    Oh, and then still ruin it


    :headwall:


    :censored:

  • LMAO. "getting recs to clean my room". In my case its appartment.
    "you have sex then say GLOTR". I say that to my boyfriend all the time.


    This thread is not, gonna teach me trick, to play better, but its funny anyway. :D

    Edited once, last by Kallaya Wichai ().

  • You purchase an xbox 360 with halo 3, gears of war, and call of duty 4 and before you even think about going on them u just check ur overview to see if any1 has attacked u in the last 10 seconds lol.

  • You're planning to drive somewhere, but reckon you need upgrade your combustion drive tech because otherwise it will take too long.


    You get to said place and become scared that you may be phlanxed on the return trip.

  • I am guilty of a lot of these also a member of my alliance added these:


    You know you play too much ogame if you plan your weekends around your fleet saves!!


    If you've ever considered sleeping an extra 10 min's because you think you can use your JumpGate to get to work.......you play too much ogame!!!


    edit: this is one of the funniest and best posts i have read :D

    Edited once, last by 270hunter ().

  • Thought of a few, all of which I just committed...:
    You know you play too much OGame when you test your defenses against your attack fleet in SpeedSim to see which would win...


    And when you find out most of your defenses remain intact, you decide to up the ante and see what a fleet ten times the size of your's would do, only to see it come to a draw!


    Then, just to see the carnage, you decide to see what a fleet 100 times your own would do...

  • Quote

    Originally posted by Kaius
    You purchase an xbox 360 with halo 3, gears of war, and call of duty 4 and before you even think about going on them u just check ur overview to see if any1 has attacked u in the last 10 seconds lol.


    im guilty of that,lol