Hey V-Vega, Ramms here !
I'd like to first start this by saying im lookin for an alliance cuz all my mates are 'tards and ghost me and caused me more then one meltdown yesterday night when i quit the game at least 3 times ?
TLDR: we hit, there's boobs, scroll down
For the ones that like a read it is as follows: 
So 2 days ago im studying, pulling a late nighter and decide to browse arround and throw some probes, you know, that empty hope that maybe someone made a mistake. I'm finding nothing and tell the guys im reloc'ing to near SFS closed sys and ask them to follow.... AAAAAND just as i'm saying this, i check the reports and i had probed a moon from Dragonfly and notice there were 400m profits to be made. "Sweet", thinks ramms, "bet he is overviewing though.." says ramms again, "im gonna check him out". Turns out, everything is dark, everything is sitting and i freak the duck out because i only had corz online, who was already a couple hours into fs. No matter, i was xgal anyway and so was everyone so i just keep watching.
Two hours go by and i cant believe my eyes... no activity anywhere ! 75b sitting before me with nothing i could do. So i get mad, hit a kid in the face, break some china and give an angry call to my ISP provider complaining about the wheather and launch on 2 of the deut moons for total 800m profits. Its also important to notice that all his ally was dark, except some times Vitamin X.
Meanwhile corz, who was also mental at this point, says he's not waiting and activates reloc. I do the same, leave message for the guys to follow when they wake up and proceed to explain why this was $hit plan 
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Next day i do this dukin cool layout with every little thing everyone had to do down to wich button on the mouse they should be pressing and when, and proceed to get ignored. Obviously i quit the game a couple times right there and then and decided i would just shut up and trust them to duck up something. We lock relocs at same time 9pm so we could be flying when the idling would start from previous monitors. That morning Kron spots 300k cruisers sitting on my planet, QQQ mobiles in and kills them. How the duck they were there beats me. i didnt use them on JG jumps and have no memory of moving them and since i was pumping dessies for this hit i didnt notice the deut usage when fsing. I appear to be dumb like that. 
Fast forward to yesterday, and lobster remembers he doesnt have dm for 2 JG's. One for mobiling where we where relocing and another for one of the moons EOS and Vulcan poped 50 times last week or so and we're down a fleet when even with 5, i would have to fly my dessies behind 1st wave to clear the rips and remaining change of ships that would make the tie.
This was our original plan. Best case scenario, The Weeknd woudl be offline like the night before and we could double trip recys and recycle most of it, but the odds of us being able to recycle the 3m+ recy were low. We knew it but sometimes a guy just wants a BANG 
We are now <45mins for relocs to pop. 1st meltdown occurs. Ramms.exe crashed
We decide to contact Arcane. I send him a pm asking for his whatsapp number, call him, explain most of the plan as fast as i can talk and 15mins later he is coloing insys timed with the arral of our fleets that we had moved to the relocating moon for a cost free 100% speed deployment. We're set, lessstressed.jpeg, relocs pop and cargos start flying with deut and whatnot.
1.5h in, we get spotted. $hit no way we hitting now guys. 10mins for fleets to arrive, we abort mission with arcane. Fleets arrive, we hide them to make them think we were waiting JG's and dukin noob corz gets his fleet spotted by The Weeknd who may or may not have predicted our move. If there was no chance by then, there certainly wasn't one now. All SFS are lit like a christmas tree and then the timers start to pop. Turns out arcane and jossa had been also eyeing Dragonfly and Jossa was 4 ss away. We contact him, procede to try and spot a pattern and we do so shortly after. This time though The Weeknd doesnt drop activity on moon. "100% waiting on our probe to launch ACS def guys, we ducked now."
One window passes by, another one, troll and mello ghosting causing me another meltdown and im quitting Ogame for sure once again. They now know we won't launch. Then i notice dragons moon 50min timer is from my probe ! Pull out calculator for some quick maths, give a couple mins margin, he lights up again and we launch blind on an almost 3h old report that i was then doubting hard to have matching timers.
Couple things, The weeknd was sitting insys with 900k recs so we knew we were aiming for a 2m recy DF tops, everything else they'd grab it and that was what happen. Razzamatazzaz launched his aswell and everyone got a wave in.
All in all i'd like to thank both jossa and adam for trusting us 100%. Jossa flew everything he could afford to launch and Adam needed like 1min into our talk to be convinced.
Shoutout to diddy that due to us dellaying one day didnt have a chance to parttake on this on because he apparently has a life 
Dedi to the rest of ALCOMIS and my mates that keep helping me out !
Also like i said in game, FR Def, hope you stick arround. Amazing numbers you magaed to build and yo still have 15b to start with :thumbup:
On to the hit:
On 17-11-2018 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker CorZor [AlcoMis]
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Battleship 80.531
Destroyer 14.419
Battlecruiser 96.316
Light Fighter 1.953.936
Cruiser 300.030
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Attacker Jossa [MUPPETS]
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Light Fighter 7.000.000
Battlecruiser 400.000
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Attacker Troll [AlcoMis]
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Light Fighter 1.000.374
Cruiser 200.001
Battleship 20.020
Destroyer 3.010
Battlecruiser 100.004
Small Cargo 100.660
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Attacker M3LL0 [AlcoMis]
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Light Fighter 1.045.313
Cruiser 100.544
Battleship 34.317
Bomber 3.000
Destroyer 20.339
Battlecruiser 74.176
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Attacker RammsteinPT [AlcoMis]
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Destroyer 31.654
Battleship 110.000
Battlecruiser 83.762
Light Fighter 883.413
Cruiser 45.770
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Defender Dragonfly [SF5]
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Small Cargo 472.000
Large Cargo 59.957
Light Fighter 2.500.000
Heavy Fighter 70.001
Cruiser 400.000
Battleship 200.000
Colony Ship 78
Recycler 423.397
Espionage Probe 25.990
Bomber 6.000
Destroyer 54.001
Deathstar 390
Battlecruiser 230.000
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After the battle ...
Attacker CorZor [AlcoMis]
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Battleship 79.100 ( -1.431 )
Destroyer 14.217 ( -202 )
Battlecruiser 94.966 ( -1.350 )
Light Fighter 1.287.963 ( -665.973 )
Cruiser 282.681 ( -17.349 )
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Attacker Jossa [MUPPETS]
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Light Fighter 4.642.894 ( -2.357.106 )
Battlecruiser 394.447 ( -5.553 )
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Attacker Troll [AlcoMis]
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Light Fighter 663.026 ( -337.348 )
Cruiser 188.684 ( -11.317 )
Battleship 19.703 ( -317 )
Destroyer 2.963 ( -47 )
Battlecruiser 98.591 ( -1.413 )
Small Cargo 66.610 ( -34.050 )
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Attacker M3LL0 [AlcoMis]
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Light Fighter 688.667 ( -356.646 )
Cruiser 94.615 ( -5.929 )
Battleship 33.732 ( -585 )
Bomber 2.973 ( -27 )
Destroyer 20.055 ( -284 )
Battlecruiser 73.081 ( -1.095 )
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Attacker RammsteinPT [AlcoMis]
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Destroyer 31.271 ( -383 )
Battleship 107.799 ( -2.201 )
Battlecruiser 82.599 ( -1.163 )
Light Fighter 578.404 ( -305.009 )
Cruiser 42.990 ( -2.780 )
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Defender Dragonfly [SF5]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
100.810.225 Metal, 148.812.939 Crystal and 163.694.094 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 18.596.163.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 75.297.875.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 39.415.574.800 metal and 21.665.686.000 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 413.317.258 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
2.657.020.000 Metal and 2.657.020.000 Crystal
2.160.010.000 Metal and 2.160.010.000 Crystal
2.641.190.000 Metal and 2.641.190.000 Crystal
1.500.000.000 Metal and 1.500.000.000 Crystal
14.359.000.900 Metal and 0 Crystal
4.688.163.900 Metal and 1.297.376.100 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
28.005.384.800 Metal and 10.255.596.100 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 14.646.789.025
Crystal: 5.515.157.039
Deuterium: -83.810.906
The attacker(s) made a profit of 20.078.135.158 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -42.949.368.225
Crystal: -26.210.540.939
Deuterium: -6.551.283.094
The defender(s) lost a total of 75.711.192.258 units.
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