On 12-12-2018 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
HOLA ZIBAL
this is my introduction to this Uni......and a fitting one given my play style.....Sloppy as hell and stoned as a MoFo.....almost caught my kitchen on fire with this one and forgot to include my techs when simming cause I #1newb, top notch fail fleeter. Come at me;)
So just to make it not so boring a tale, I'll tell you a little about my fail. So all started week ago when I had to go
to VM when I didn't want to and in the middle of a trade.....lame. Sent ticket and GO clear me to finish trade so I come out of VM to make right. Cut to 10hrs later, I send what I owe and probe while waiting, and find this guys fleet sitting. I simmed(very poorly I might add), but forgot my techs on this tab as I had two other sims up and going. I was also making breakfast burritos, so had bacon, eggs, tortillas, etc going......this the start of a fail for sure.
Now, sims tell me that DF will be 100kk ish with 8-10kk damage if I land the hit...seems cool with me so I launch them rust buckets and hope they make it rain......and they do.....to a total of : Debris field (newly created): 274.229Mn. I look at that ish twice like, WTF, and jump on discord babbling about recy help or something to that effect...this whole time my food is cooking....maybe about to burn. Lucky for me I have very helpful people on chat. I do find fleet and recs....but they X-gal of course. I manage to send another 1400 recs but they 1h 29m out.... wish i had hyp15 right now lol. Blondie is on phone and asks for simms....this is where I find out I forgot my techs. I figured that must be the case when I saw the DF that appeared, but was so caught up trying to fix my fail and not burn my food that didn't see it until i ran simms for Blondie....couldnt take out 1 rip to save my life, then saw techs at 0 and was like, "damn Im a lame ass lmao". Resim and see that 10k Bc will have 4-5kk losses and would cover those losses with res captured...if it lands. Of course right when Blondie launches on phone, then Huchting comes on.....so we wait to see if he starts taking DF.....which he does. So Blondie recalls, I recall, God recalls, then everyone recalls.....that OMA is a Sloppy Stoned fleeter......weak.....but he did make profit and he does owe Blondie nice fat pig target for being on point and launching like that...super cool and I will make right my friend, put that.
Oh, so some where in this the bacon grease catches fire and I have to throw lid on it and escort it out the kitchen door......lucky only two pieces came up lame....should have taken pictures to up the comedy factor...but think maybe that weird and too lazy to find one to post....Anyways I got 100KK df and the Def got the rest....so the profits at the bottom aren't correct as I didn't know how to adjust everything as I'm rusty, a lil slow(like of the spectrum possibly), and not really capable of that kind of higher thought processing at this time of day
SO HERE IS THIS UNI's FIRST SLOPPY STONED LONER PRODUCTION>>>>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS....and I'm not very religious, but ya'll will need all the help you can get from my madness;)
[b]Attacker OMA_the_Loner [bushido]
Weapons 150% - Shields 140% - Armour 150%
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Cruiser 2.598
Battleship 2.137
Battlecruiser 1.551
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Defender Huchting [MINERS]
Weapons 130% - Shields 130% - Armour 150%
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Small Cargo 21
Large Cargo 45.687
Light Fighter 32
Heavy Fighter 15
Cruiser 21
Colony Ship 2
Recycler 376
Espionage Probe 130
Deathstar 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker OMA_the_Loner [bushido]
Weapons 150% - Shields 140% - Armour 150%
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Cruiser 2.510 ( -88 )
Battleship 2.054 ( -83 )
Battlecruiser 1.502 ( -49 )
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Defender Huchting [MINERS]
Weapons 130% - Shields 130% - Armour 150%
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Small Cargo 7 ( -14 )
Large Cargo 14.296 ( -31.391 )
Light Fighter 6 ( -26 )
Heavy Fighter 1 ( -14 )
Cruiser 16 ( -5 )
Colony Ship 1 ( -1 )
Recycler 144 ( -232 )
Espionage Probe 28 ( -102 )
Deathstar 1 ( -0 )
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The battle ends in a draw.
The attacker lost a total of 11.697.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 381.455.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 138.551.700 metal and 135.678.200 crystal.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
50.000.000 Metal and 50.000.000 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 43.035.000
Crystal: 46.179.000
Deuterium: -911.000
The attacker(s) made a profit of 88.303.000 units.
The attacker(s) won a total of 107 honour points.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -190.966.000
Crystal: -190.005.000
Deuterium: -484.000
The defender(s) lost a total of 381.455.000 units.
The defender(s) won a total of 2.297 honour points.
