The story behind this hit is quite typical
Guy takes over acc > brags how good he is & how its a waste of time to chase him > gets taken out in a heartbeat.
I was scanning around looking for some minor hits, when i noticed i could make 10ish mill profit on one of his colonies, but the flight was long so i wasn't really interested.
For good measures i checked his dual moon system and to my surprise - found 140m ress sitting on his colony.
The only down side being that this flight would be even longer but for that profit, i wasn't going to complain.
About 15 mins before impact, i saw one of his other moons light up.
I quickly sent a few probes and to my total amazement - i saw his whole fleet had landed 1 ss from one of my moons.
I figured he would login at any moment, so i just sent my BC's and prayed for the best.
From there everything went smoothly & i landed 4x hits on his g1 colony & 4x on his g2 moon.
When he finally came online, he congratulated me on the hit but stubbornly insisted that i broke the bash rule "but he wasn't going to report me" 
Next time, please do report me as im sure our GO could use a good laugh.
Enjoy 
On 12-04-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Lieutenant Parsec [Apex]
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Battlecruiser 40.245
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Defender WarPath [PocoLoco]
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Small Cargo 4.542
Large Cargo 5.419
Battleship 2
Recycler 1.100
Espionage Probe 591
Deathstar 70
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After the battle ...
Attacker Lieutenant Parsec [Apex]
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Battlecruiser 38.025 ( -2.220 )
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Defender WarPath [PocoLoco]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
2.091.912 Metal, 1.296.254 Crystal and 24.055.091 Deuterium
1.045.956 Metal, 648.127 Crystal and 12.027.546 Deuterium
522.978 Metal, 324.064 Crystal and 6.013.773 Deuterium
261.489 Metal, 162.032 Crystal and 3.006.886 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 188.700.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 803.707.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 328.501.600 metal and 292.333.300 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 51.456.108 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 265.823.935
Crystal: 205.963.777
Deuterium: 11.803.296
The attacker(s) made a profit of 483.591.008 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -406.610.335
Crystal: -331.249.477
Deuterium: -117.303.296
The defender(s) lost a total of 855.163.108 units.
Profit summary of the colony hit
hahahahha
nice smack, be grateful, you destroyed him, and like a merciful god he let you go unbanned 
