ACS Top 10 - [TOT: 7.364.446.000] Mostaris [Apex] & Parsecs Berry [Apex] vs. JackSparrow [OVET] (A: 1.027.044.000, D: 6.337.402.000)

  • Hear Ye! Hear Ye! For I am Parsec's sexy little Berry!


    The tale comes, as all good tales must, with a good probing over the weekend. It was exciting for us to find so many big steel beads in one place at one time however we began to worry about who's cavity they may get stuck up if their pirate owner decided to get too adventurous with them. We had already seen him attempt to violate other players by popping moons.


    A decision was quickly made that we should destroy these for the good of humanity, for there should only be one man with the power of the beads at the grand orgy that we call life in Bella. That man is our new daddy Mostaris. As such, we sat back and devised a plan to blow Jack’s moon while he slept, dreaming of wenches, rum and mead (i can relate).


    The moon blowing went exactly as planned, which of course meant that everything threatened to fall apart and we ended up lucking into it. Captain Jack came online and built a mini fleet to help defend. I was dispatched to act as sweeper however only had enough doot on colony to sweep the first 3 waves. As luck would have it the moon gave up on the 3rd hit. Turns out that the moon was a bitch ass moon, not of the like that our Wheatly builds.


    Things from here were pretty s1mple, we had the fleet exposed as being the dirtily saved little thing it was and it was still hours away from returning after a wild night out touring the solar system.


    Expertly the daddy locked his sexy ass to arrive the same second and very graciously asked if I would fly with him. The rest, as they say, is history. No glitches in the flight, good banter en route and all those naughty beads turned to dust, never to worry another orifice again. Shame there wasn’t any booty in them there ships though, would have been a nice surprise.





    On 06-05-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Mostaris [Apex]
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    Large Cargo 1
    Small Cargo 100.000
    Light Fighter 763.368
    Heavy Fighter 15.280
    Cruiser 232.060
    Battleship 34.332
    Colony Ship 1
    Destroyer 19.089
    Battlecruiser 58.385

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    Attacker Parsecs Berry [Apex]
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    Light Fighter 1.000.000
    Cruiser 35.000
    Battlecruiser 50.000

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    Defender JackSparrow [OVET]
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    Small Cargo 10.580
    Large Cargo 2.620
    Light Fighter 5.864
    Heavy Fighter 459
    Cruiser 353
    Battleship 4.728
    Colony Ship 1
    Recycler 3.492
    Espionage Probe 108
    Bomber 79
    Solar Satellite 402
    Destroyer 239
    Deathstar 520
    Battlecruiser 7.529
    Rocket Launcher 179
    Light Laser 5
    Ion Cannon 29
    Small Shield Dome 1
    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker Mostaris [Apex]
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    Large Cargo 1 ( -0 )
    Small Cargo 96.051 ( -3.949 )
    Light Fighter 733.134 ( -30.234 )
    Heavy Fighter 14.668 ( -612 )
    Cruiser 224.339 ( -7.721 )
    Battleship 33.148 ( -1.184 )
    Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )
    Destroyer 18.468 ( -621 )
    Battlecruiser 56.436 ( -1.949 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Parsecs Berry [Apex]
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    Light Fighter 959.878 ( -40.122 )
    Cruiser 33.775 ( -1.225 )
    Battlecruiser 48.236 ( -1.764 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender JackSparrow [OVET]
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    Destroyed!
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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    1.713.513 Metal, 0 Crystal and 887.359 Deuterium
    1.285.238 Metal, 0 Crystal and 665.550 Deuterium
    321.483 Metal, 0 Crystal and 166.438 Deuterium
    80.567 Metal, 0 Crystal and 41.666 Deuterium
    20.304 Metal, 0 Crystal and 10.463 Deuterium
    5.238 Metal, 0 Crystal and 2.663 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 1.027.044.000 units.
    The defender lost a total of 6.337.402.000 units.
    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 6.338.772.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 2.631.736.800 metal and 2.012.915.800 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 5.200.482 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.


    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
    2.631.736.800 Metal and 2.012.915.800 Crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 2.031.675.143
    Crystal: 1.672.261.800
    Deuterium: -81.127.861
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.622.809.082 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -3.160.880.343
    Crystal: -2.535.712.000
    Deuterium: -647.380.139
    The defender(s) lost a total of 6.343.972.482 units.



    A hearty yo ho and GLOTR if you choose to stay to my fellow space pirate! The decision to FS dirty from your lone moon was your downfall in the end. Strange decision.


    As you can tell by the name change, I dedicate my part in this to big Papa Parsec, the original daddy. Apart from that thanks for playing with me daddy Mostaris! Your wielding of that big throbbing fleet continues to be an inspiration! Love to all Apex who put the sex in the universe!

  • Nice hit!


    Side note: how worried should I be for my relationship status at this point?

    Your wielding of that big throbbing fleet continues to be an inspiration! Love to all Apex who put the sex in the universe!

    Not sure I can compete with that level of passion, Berry.



    Good luck and all that to Jack

  • This makes me very conflicted,


    1. I am very disturbed by your incredible use of sexual innuendos
    2. I am very happy by your incredible use of sexual innuendos


    On a side note, doesn't compare to how disturbed I am by your new name Blackbeerd.



    However, in relation to the hit, amazing RIP kill guys, this is surely going down as the biggest RIP kill so far (if I am not mistaken) in Bellatrix. Well done and enjoy the profit guys.



    Arguably the worst pirate in the world, WHY WOULD YOU FLEET SAVE THAT WAY WITH THAT MUCH FLEET???


    Fr if you so decide to stay or GLIRL.

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    Lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!
    :beer:

  • Aaah, can't spell Apex without "sexy"... I think...


    I'd love to say that this hit and profit are good, but that story is 12x (hint piink) better!
    You've made my orifices happy today, Blackie

    Edited once, last by FuuF ().

  • All my training seems like paid off :P
    Noob mostaris !
    GG / FR Defender ^^


    UNI 40 >>> Top 10s >> Many :D
    Uni Mizar >>> Top 10s >> 6
    Uni Nekkar >>> Top 10s >> 14
    Uni Vega >>> Top 10s >> 6
    Uni 1 >>>> Top 10s >> 2

    Advanced hits never counted
    HOFS 1000 + :D So i stopped counting
    Over All Top 10s >>> 60+



  • Maybe im the last person to make fun of someone making a dirty FS but holy crap... who chooses to make a dirty FS when they have another system with 10 moons in? :youcrazy:
    Anyways awesome catch boys.


    FR sparrow but really.... with the amount of times you tried to MD others, it seems even more stupid that you choose to fs like this :shrug:

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