When you celebrate to early - [TOT: 118.000.000] Lieutenant Parsec [Apex] vs. CoolHandLuke [PocoLoco] (A: 0, D: 118.000.000) Blind return CREDIT TO WHEATLY

  • Pretty funny to see someone post a hit before recs is safely home :rolleyes:
    [TOT: 254.451.000] CoolHandLuke [PocoLoco] vs. Kriak (A: 15.460.000, D: 238.991.000)



    It just seems like someone got a bit ahead of themselves when posting. :rofl:



    @wheatly was planning to hit Kriak's but sadly his fleet wasn't quite ready & CoolLuke beat him to it.
    Luckily my boy had a sharp eye and watched the DF disappear, then calculated the return time and served it to me on a silver platter.
    As i was a bit busy, i saw his messages to late and couldnt time my recs, so i had to settle with picking up the ress.


    100% credit to @wheatly here. I just provided the muscle.


    Dedy 2 my alliance



    Enjoy :thumbsup:




    On 20-05-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Lieutenant Parsec [Apex]
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    Battleship 36.340
    Battlecruiser 64.907

    _________________________________________


    Defender CoolHandLuke [PocoLoco]
    ________________________________________________


    Recycler 6.000
    Rocket Launcher 5.000

    _________________________________________




    After the battle ...


    Attacker Lieutenant Parsec [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 36.340 ( -0 )
    Battlecruiser 64.907 ( -0 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender CoolHandLuke [PocoLoco]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    73.570.700 Metal, 55.470.100 Crystal and 0 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 0 units.
    The defender lost a total of 118.000.000 units.
    At these space coordinates now float 42.000.000 metal and 25.200.000 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 129.040.800 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The defender(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 73.570.700
    Crystal: 55.470.100
    Deuterium: 0
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 129.040.800 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -101.570.700
    Crystal: -66.270.100
    Deuterium: -12.000.000
    The defender(s) lost a total of 179.840.800 units.




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  • I would celebrate, but with the messages and attitude from CoolHandLuke kinda took the fun out of it. He was all for his hit and giving the Defender advise, but when it was his turn, he was a big baby about it.


    Parsec Glad I could time it right and take some recyclers out of the uni.


    Defender hope you vmode.

  • wheatly
    as i said to you


    you are impotent noob who kiss ass to parsec


    and whos the fck give a sht bout your opinion or opinion of anyone in this viruatl world?


    put your head out of parsec ass


    See below. ~Rav3n

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  • I would like to provide some more of our chatlogs but i don't think its suitable for the board, so ill just post the most family friendly part of our conversation.




    Yup.. this is actually the most sober part of his replies :zpopcorn:

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  • So I called the cancerous person that is CoolHandLuke... even though most of APEX saw what you where like in game already XD this is atrocious how you talk to people.



    Grats btw parsec, nice profit from someone who didn't deserve it. Well done on the timing wheatley, your a lad.



    Maybe be less toxic defender and people might like you

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    Lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!
    :beer:

  • and i stand by my words


    and?


    hahaahahaha


    impotent noobs gropued around uber pusher aka parsec mostaris liaris multyaris


    and?



    where is my fleet?


    em i recycled?


    no and i will not be


    you are all impotent


    and you will stay impotent


    whos the fck cares what online no life virtual impotent noobs thinks?


    See below. ~Rav3n

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  • I think there is a little Blue Pill that will fix that. And what is this life stuff?

  • Seeing as it appears that you managed to get your acc banned Ivan i just want to say im your number 1 fan! It must have been so hard trying to inhabit a universe with people that operating in a higher plain. Maybe Minecraft is more your speed, playing with rocks and hanging out with zombies and other mindless creatures. I jest of course but i do have to say through the power of your words you gave us all a hell a lot of laughs in our discord and for that i thank you. Shame that you didnt know how to bang us as you clearly lack the appendages and skill necessary to satisfy. GLIRL, keep banging away into that good night.


    Congrats on the timeback Wheatly, you sexy beast and well done Parsec for wielding the hammer.

  • Well put the beerd'd one, just a shame his fleet didn't end up in someone else's more worthy recs XD oh well, props to the other pocco boys, he wasn't worth of the pocco title next to his name with how he was acting

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    Lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore!
    :beer:

  • Defender is a loser. Literally threatened attacker IRL i.e. "..I'll recycle you in real life.", all over a rec time back because he was a lame and made a lame mistake that someone took advantage of. Solid work attacker, this guy deserves all he gets.


    GLIRL def....if you do stupid ish in real life and get your card pulled like you did in game.....don't act like you are now unless you like getting choked out in a triangle or getting your @$$ handed to you cause you're acting like a bish.

    Zagy: "Enjoy building your ego with likes of your ally mate.
    Like we having 14 year old girls here. I expect now everyday status with some quote and selfie from toilet."
    Heretic: "If you want to make it personal...I might ask why you are asking for selfies from ppl you suspect are 14 year old girls and ones from the toilet no less. Creeper much?"
  • WOW Coolhandsluke ... you got some major issues, you should probarly quit the game and go seek mental help.


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    and whos the fck give a sht bout your opinion or opinion of anyone in this viruatl world?


    How about the guy crying and taking time to reply to him online when he clearly did not need ;)


    awesome hit Parsec, nicely timed back, what a pathetic reaction from the kid though, think his mummy and daddy should pull internet privileges until he learns to act more like an adult.

  • I must say that I am torn... I'm glad that wheatly turns out to be a mathematician genius, that Parsec could do some hulk smashing, and that wheatly's sexiest fleet didn't even have to come out (and it never pulls out :thumbup: ). On the other hand I started to like you, Ivan, after our last PM's, but you have shown now that this uni is better off without you. Even though Balkan players like you provide us with the necessary comedic relief, at the end of the day it's better that most of them are gone.


    Good on the Pocos for kicking you so swiftly, even though we stand against each other, they've always shown great sportsmanship and they've always shown that they could crack some jokes (except for Dani, he's serious and he scares me :( ). Which are (at least) 2 things that you didn't show.

  • ahahahaahha


    Who kicked me ?
    Nope sry i left alone
    Also fuuf you are impotent player who only knows to type


    Bla this bla that
    Sportsmanship ?
    Where ?


    Fcking impotent ass lickers and pushers


    See below. ~Rav3n

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  • Push? Where? How? :O


    And yes sportsmanship. It's something usually present when Apex and pocoloco interact.
    Sure we make a bit fun of each other here and there or say something mildly stupid once in a while but overall a good and sober tone have been kept... right until the moment you entered the picture :confused:

  • :censored:


    We will not tolerate real-life threats under any circumstances! You might want to take the advice of pretty much everyone else here and relax, which you now have plenty of time to do.
    Warned and banned. ~Rav3n

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  • Thanks for the laugh Lukey, this is honestly the most ridiculous exchange I've ever seen over 6k recs.


    I'm glad Parsec brought the pain and Wheatley proved to be more than adequate on the mathematic side of things. Good hit boys!


    GL recycling Wheatley IRL Ivan.