[TOT: 85.540.000] GKP [ASSASSIN] vs. Salia [NoName] (A: 85.000.000, D: 540.000)

    So bad news...


    he is my friend, so i alerted him what im online but he do not listen... so the tragedy happened.


    this battle is critical damage to him(Rank 5 vs 647 lol), FR attacker ''


    greeting

    Salia



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    On 11-11-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Battlecruiser 1.000

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    Defender Salia [NoName]

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    Bomber 3.400

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Destroyed!

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    Defender Salia [NoName]

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    Bomber 3.394 ( -6 )

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    The defender has won the battle!


    The attacker lost a total of 85.000.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 540.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 9.090.000 metal and 12.045.000 crystal.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The defender(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: -30.000.000

    Crystal: -40.000.000

    Deuterium: -15.000.000

    The attacker(s) lost a total of 85.000.000 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: 8.790.000

    Crystal: 11.895.000

    Deuterium: -90.000

    The defender(s) made a profit of 20.595.000 units.



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    :bomber: Salia, THE COMMANDER OF BOMBERS & HEAVY FIGHTERS:heavyfighter:

    buy BB all day in uni1 if res enough

    Uni1 : Salia

    Well if you call him a friend and he does this I think you need better friends, fast rebuild defender. Knowing how the attacker acts you wil need it

    does not matter how many times you quit you always come back to ogame

    Quote from Weird Al

    Can’t really say it gets any more humiliating than getting ninja’d by a fleet solely consisting of bombers.

    Nice ninja, GLIRL girl.


    Regards,

    Al

    You know something I did not even see it was only bombers since GKP gets ninja'd all the time.

    does not matter how many times you quit you always come back to ogame

    Quote from Weird Al

    Can’t really say it gets any more humiliating than getting ninja’d by a fleet solely consisting of bombers.


    The fact that you can't doesn't mean it doesn't though, does it?


    Also, does a story need to be told to be humiliating or can an untold story be humiliating already? If its the latter, shouldn't you be feeling ashamed enough to just shut the f. up and mind your own business? Or have you lost your sense of shame?


    Do you really want me to tell how it can get way more humiliating than losing 1k bcs to a bomber fleet bro? Do you think people should know the love triangle between you, Coffy, and GKP mate? Do people even know you crashed Coffy because you didn't want Coffy to give a 20 bil gift to an Assassin account for like the 4th time in a month ?


    Speaking of which, didn't metal pack daddy Coffy rebuild you after you recently lost 15k rips ? Oh btw, an error in judgement is the reason why you have a fleet now. Someone will get it next time. But don't worry, metal pack daddy Coffy got you bro. But be nicer to him next time.


    Ciao :thumbsup:

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.


    Edited 2 times, last by cimbi31 ().

    Quote from cimbi31

    Do you really want me to tell how it can get way more humiliating than losing 1k bcs to a bomber fleet bro?

    Ohhhhhh, I know the answer to this question! Creating a multi board acc because your primary must have gotten banned, not revealing who you actually are due to fear, and throwing the res pack card out there when GKP and TC are making 500m+ point jumps every other week. Smells like hypocrisy up in here…. Yup, that would be more humiliating indeed. Thanks for bringing it up “bro” :biggrin:


    Again Salia, wonderful ninja. Nice adding another ninja to the mile long list against Pat, despite the size.

    Regards,

    Al

    Weird Al
    Former U29/U44
    Current U1

    Quote from Weird Al

    Creating a multi board acc because your primary must have gotten banned, not revealing who you actually are due to fear, and throwing the res pack card out there when GKP and TC are making 500m+ point jumps every other week. Smells like hypocrisy up in here…. Yup, that would be more humiliating indeed. Thanks for bringing it up “bro” :biggrin:


    Again Salia, wonderful ninja. Nice adding another ninja to the mile long list against Pat, despite the size.

    Regards,

    Al


    Creating a multi board acc? Not revealing who i am? Due to fear? Oh god. I would say you missed Professor Skull's history classes, but your ignorance and staggering ineptitude in having even a basic level of awareness of your surroundings or the course of recent events is just appalling.


    Since you are a total let down, i will not draw this out. Not sure about other peoples metal packs, but last time i checked you were the Collector (even though i would prefer mud farmer or something similar, since you are in a class of your own). More power to them if they abuse metals too, but the real shock is you are completely oblivious to the fact that your alliance mates have been the single biggest donors to their accounts.


    As an outsider, by only checking mmorpg page once every day, i could count at least 4-5 Top 10 level hits Assassins landed on your alliance mates in the last couple months, including yourself. Maybe you are so whacked you are not even aware that you lost 40k rips in two separate hits, Phoenix lost his entire fleet, Torgar got melted hard, and Coffy is just being Coffy. And it occurs to me that your ability merely comes in crashing your own allies (Coffy) instead of protecting them.


    I had assumed you were the kind of person who would come to his senses after the occasional put down, but your self perception is so distorted that it is beyond repair. And given today is Thanksgiving, Deneb is pardoning you for the rest of your life.


    Happy Thanksgiving everyone. :love:


    Edit: I don't even play this uni. Then why do i care? Its about having etiquette, or lack thereof. Its perfectly ok for Chocoprin to post a ninja on a much stronger player, and other small time players to have a laugh and a good time.


    But when a player of Al size and status, much less having been Top 10'd twice by GKP in the last few months, who didn't even care to post the hits, comes on here and joins the bandwagon of haters with petulant hyperboles, its time for a reality check. Remember the saying about throwing stones. This guy doesn't even live in a glass house, glass is what he is made of. And i am happy to have him exposed.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.


    Edited 2 times, last by cimbi31 ().

    I hope we're doing yearly awards this yr cause post of the yr goes to that one 2 up. :fatgreengrin:

    #MicDrop

    HoF Records


    GKP.gif

    Quote from johocknut

    don’t show all your cards now.


    Thanks for the wise suggestion. I won't. I am keeping the utter annihilation of Wanheda and his subsequent transition into real life for another post.


    Now let me return the favor. Don't keep bumping the threads where you are categorically exposed. Or people will find out that your lot is the gift that just keeps on giving. :cool2:

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.


    Quote from cimbi31

    Oh btw, an error in judgement is the reason why you have a fleet now. Someone will get it next time. But don't worry, metal pack daddy Coffy got you bro. But be nicer to him next time.


    Well, well.


    We have a very high quality trooper in Al there. It's been just 13 days since this post, and the prophecy seems to have already been fulfilled. I am hardly an oracle of the sorts, but i have been around for long enough to sense position of weakness and strength. And this Al guy, despite seemingly having this aura of invincibility and cool factor, stunk of blood. Ironically, the people to whom he fell victim were the very people who he woefully attempted to make a mockery of.


    According to mmorpg, Big Daddy Al lost his full fleet, and has been reduced to Baby Al. Or Diaper Al. Perhaps just Al. See Al, it's very easy to take a dig, ridicule the opponent when he is down. But you only humiliate yourself when you stoop to that level.


    This thread and the events that have taken place while it was running its course have developed into a fast-paced course of Ogame Etiquette 101:


    BE GRACIOUS IN VICTORY, AND DEFEAT.


    This thread is destined to become one of the greatest coming of age stories of the entire server if Al takes this opportunity to grow as a player, and more importantly, as a person.


    Wish him a speedy recovery (old school type of course) or best of luck in RL should he wish to call it a day.


    P.S. About time Team Assassins get the credit and respect they deserve. I am hoping to see the hit posted so i can congratulate them there.




    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.


    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().

    Nice ninja, hope you're enjoying (?) the peace and quiet of the long lasting blue.

    Btw what did happen to the old Urza/Deneb/Cimbi31 account? Back in the day when uni 6 merged into 1, that was a gamechanger, making some gruesome crashes. I have slept through a merge or two (?) after that, I'm afraid, and I lost track.

    Quote from The Floating Officer

    Btw what did happen to the old Urza/Deneb/Cimbi31 account?


    Imagine a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1787 ending up in the hands of an unsophisticated clod who puts ice in red wine.


    It is what happened to my old account.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.


    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().