Small story behind this one. Fun-sponge/boring forum mods made me sad by locking Lucifer's sh*tposting thread which I enjoyed very much, so I knew if I wanted to post more anti-cheater memes I had to do some hits here 
So anyway, it had to be a slightly decent hit, not some lame basic 20% lol. Then I saw this guy doing some weird non-recall inactive attack fleetsaves, but for 3x days in a row it was at an odd time, and like hell I'm doing alarm clock ogame at like 4am.
Today I see the attack fleetsave again and it's perfect for me so I do my first phalanx hit in about 15 years... 1s behind attack and 1s after recs. I was expecting him to come online and talk to me about the "interesting" situation he was in but no luck.
5Lacko5 - I truly hope you make good use of the moon and fleetsave properly / ask me for advice if you like - I'm not too scary (I PM'd ingame because I felt bad haha)
Dedicated to ally-mate and 'hater' Solution Epsilon, only because of this burn on discord:
On 04-12-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker flukey [EXO]
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Battleship 6.500
Battlecruiser 2.000
Reaper 1.200
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Defender 5Lacko5
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Small Cargo 3.000
Large Cargo 1.000
Light Fighter 400
Heavy Fighter 400
Cruiser 400
Battleship 400
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 100
Espionage Probe 100
Bomber 300
Solar Satellite 557
Destroyer 300
Battlecruiser 300
Crawler 100
Rocket Launcher 1.000
Light Laser 1.000
Heavy Laser 100
Gauss Cannon 100
Ion Cannon 100
Plasma Turret 10
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker flukey [EXO]
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Battleship 6.391 ( -109 )
Battlecruiser 1.986 ( -14 )
Reaper 1.200 ( -0 )
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Defender 5Lacko5
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
8.789.668 Metal, 1.157.668 Crystal and 4.337.102 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 7.730.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 169.752.500 units.
At these space coordinates now float 61.053.887 metal and 41.677.314 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 14.284.438 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 22%.
The enormous amounts of free metal and crystal drew together.
A moon was formed around the planet with a diameter of 8.717 km.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 64.518.555
Crystal: 40.639.982
Deuterium: 4.127.102
The attacker(s) made a profit of 109.285.639 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -100.759.668
Crystal: -63.551.668
Deuterium: -19.725.602
The defender(s) lost a total of 184.036.938 units.
(Reaper harvest)
(Recs harvest)
Ah yeah I promised cheater memes.
* continues to probe 24/7 from remaining multi accounts, no fleet to be found*
