Greetings Universe One.
I have been dormant for far too long, a combination of a new soul sucking child gracing my life, and quite frankly distaste of ogame. What a abysmal way to spend my time.
I came out of vmode recently to hit Karl, thanks to Slevin for this, and this gave me a bit of a boost. However, whilst out GKP, Budy, Issac and TC all decided to be absolute spam daggers and nuke/farm all my planets and moons. I couldn't be bothered to res save yesterday and fleetsaved, logged in 1 hour after reset or so, and 197 messages later I am defenceless and farmed for probably 700-800m total. Below is an example of such loveliness, some were bigger, some smaller.
Wonder if it was worth it.
I have focused on TC over the last 6 months, he is sloppier than vice’s special sock. I think I have had 2 failed launches, one where he was off for 6 hours but I wasn’t near enough. I have watched TC heavily whilst I have been out, and made sure I kept plenty of duet nearby for my moment.
Today was fun though, as miraculously 15 minutes and 1 second after the server log out TC idled and went inactive. I'm not one to believe in coincidence but it was refreshing to see some time where he was able to get some sleep and not click overview.
What does any self respecting fleeter do in this situation? They tell losers like me to launch.
7.5bn deut, no log in from Thunder Child, 5 minutes lag, and a whole lot of needing a massive stress shit, a CR popped.
So happy to present the #LosingSide’s new number 1 solo hit. The biggest Universe 1 has seen in its history.
Thunderchild … You have been Kermitized
Great King Package, you are next. Muppets are coming.
On 09-02-2023 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Basil [MUPPETS]
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Reaper 5.001.183
Battleship 6.272.779
Battlecruiser 10.087.098
Cruiser 17.598.415
Light Fighter 102.688.343
Heavy Fighter 35.295.975
Pathfinder 1.917.173
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Defender Thunder Child [ASSASSIN]
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Small Cargo 5.235.017
Large Cargo 1.149.788
Light Fighter 25.006.301
Heavy Fighter 1.023.210
Cruiser 10.013.965
Battleship 2.503.050
Colony Ship 28
Recycler 5.018.506
Espionage Probe 106.003
Bomber 125.022
Destroyer 500.555
Deathstar 20.971
Battlecruiser 2.637.929
Reaper 251.392
Pathfinder 4.002.386
Rocket Launcher 2.536
Heavy Laser 500
Ion Cannon 20
Plasma Turret 20
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After the battle ...
Attacker Basil [MUPPETS]
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Reaper 4.804.559 ( -196.624 )
Battleship 5.978.252 ( -294.527 )
Battlecruiser 9.658.897 ( -428.201 )
Cruiser 16.043.212 ( -1.555.203 )
Light Fighter 66.253.639 ( -36.434.704 )
Heavy Fighter 27.122.050 ( -8.173.925 )
Pathfinder 1.718.094 ( -199.079 )
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Defender Thunder Child [ASSASSIN]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
2.737.574.917 Metal, 419.557.153 Crystal and 3.401.953.682 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 364.278.947.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.348.086.882.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 232.550.611.009 metal and 141.838.405.692 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 6.559.085.752 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
58.194.578.591 Metal and 35.494.321.908 Crystal
232.550.611.009 Metal and 141.838.439.442 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
290.745.189.600 Metal and 177.332.761.350 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 59.625.625.517
Crystal: 62.389.043.503
Deuterium: -11.656.579.318
The attacker(s) made a profit of 110.358.089.702 units.
WF: 105b. Tp: 215bn
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -738.040.239.917
Crystal: -476.167.434.153
Deuterium: -140.438.293.682
The defender(s) lost a total of 1.354.645.967.752 units.
