Heeeeeelllo again! Weirdo Al here, king of the corner, wearer of helmets, and owner of Big Al’s Two Dolla Emporium where two bucks can buy you anything.
Similarly to my recent hit on Gebrunn, have also had my eye on Darkest Lord for quite awhile, as have some of the other lads. Got to top 10 him with the FGR crew awhile back, but he’s since been building rips.
After a fun evening out, had a look around when I got home and found this sitting with zero activity. Only problem? I was massively short on recs and lacked on follow ups. And all my peeps were either asleep, FS’d, or too far away. Decided to say F it and launched what I had anyway cause I’m a sucker for big boomz, big buttz, and big ballz. Luckily, Nick, Jex, Radio, and torgar stepped in to help (thanks again!!!).
Main wave and my largest follow up landed! Next problem? There was a race to the remaining 70b res sat. In the first lane representing Weirdo Al we had Radio, bit scrawny but scrappy with a fire in her eye. Second lane we had Lord42, kind of a dork but bought himself a nice pair of running shoes. L42 was made aware of the situation and was only one system over. Sadly for team Weirdo, L42 got himself a nice 40b ish loot and around 5-6b of the remaining df for free and Team Weirdo cleaned up the rest. You’re welcome. Ah well, guess it pays to have nice shoes.
Wanna dedicate this hit to my homies in FGR. Have lost some core members over the year or so to this terrible thing called RL, but we’re still here kicking ass and taking names. Also wanna give a huge shoutout to all my friends and trade peeps. You keep these rusty ol ships in the air.
Wanna wish whomever is on the Darkest Lord account a speedy rebuild.
DL also had about 160k empty cargos on a separate moon that I smacked. Little summary of that one below:
Also, apparently I broke Ogotcha with this hit. Wouldn’t accept my recycler API’s so Slevs helped out with getting the converter sorted while Ocelot took over the motherly role of looking after baby Al. He also included my Wreck Field in the profit summary below which was an additional 91b. Thanks for the help brothers.
Now, on to the show..
Presenting the New Number #2 Solo!
Regards,
Al
On 01-07-2023 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Weird Al [F G R]
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Destroyer 700.000
Battleship 5.000.000
Battlecruiser 10.000.000
Light Fighter 30.000.000
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Defender darkest_lord [DRH]
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Small Cargo 257.507
Large Cargo 6.934.708
Light Fighter 674.039
Heavy Fighter 125.093
Cruiser 132.283
Battleship 48.702
Colony Ship 16
Recycler 36.696
Espionage Probe 1.298.045
Bomber 14
Destroyer 24.869
Deathstar 52.558
Battlecruiser 18.646
Reaper 352
Pathfinder 53.545
Rocket Launcher 29.764
Light Laser 2.200
Gauss Cannon 40
Plasma Turret 200
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Weird Al [F G R]
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Destroyer 573.485 ( -126.515 )
Battleship 4.091.780 ( -908.220 )
Battlecruiser 8.184.783 ( -1.815.217 )
Light Fighter 24.320.255 ( -5.679.745 )
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Defender darkest_lord [DRH]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
9.759.493.333 Metal, 9.759.493.333 Crystal and 9.759.493.334 Deuterium
14.497.822.989 Metal, 14.497.822.991 Crystal and 5.019.478.020 Deuterium
789.603.066 Metal, 789.603.067 Crystal and 789.603.067 Deuterium
2.539.349.832 Metal, 2.539.349.832 Crystal and 647.136 Deuterium
5.491.912.912 Metal, 5.491.912.913 Crystal and 10.354.175 Deuterium
1.096.187.508 Metal, 9.245.473.095 Crystal and 161.784 Deuterium
274.046.877 Metal, 2.311.368.273 Crystal and 40.446 Deuterium
68.511.720 Metal, 577.842.069 Crystal and 10.111 Deuterium
17.127.930 Metal, 144.460.517 Crystal and 2.528 Deuterium
4.281.982 Metal, 36.115.129 Crystal and 632 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 247.320.000.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 247.326.806.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 628.993.688.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 629.133.117.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 130.607.205.600 metal and 107.326.312.500 crystal.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 740.400 metal and 907.800 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 95.511.570.601 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
88.022.000.000 Metal and 88.022.000.000 Crystal
10.999.890.000 Metal and 10.999.890.000 Crystal
25.314.761.901 Metal and 8.305.158.099 Crystal
1.850.000.000 Metal and 0 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
126.186.651.901 Metal and 107.327.048.099 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 85.269.807.050
Crystal: 90.926.058.318
Deuterium: -2.741.770.767
The attacker(s) made a profit of 173.454.094.601 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -350.126.796.649
Crystal: -304.939.124.719
Deuterium: -69.578.766.233
The defender(s) lost a total of 724.644.687.601 units.
Enjoy the profits Al and super nice hit! Missing the 173bn if you puttered around and fussed over the 40bn would have been a shame so props to you for going at it even if it got a little messy 
GLOTR/GLIRL
