An ancient civilization had a war with the pirates time ago, but it had been able to survive. And admiral is never that happy when someone survives to a pirate......
It was a dark morning at Pirates bay. Probes sent everywhere in the known universe to search for that civilization were coming back with pirate explorers onboard.
This damn universe is sooooo slow, neither the communication is fast. Microwaves are slower than pirates......
One of the guys was quite drunk, he went to the HQ taking his faltering steps. "Admiral, HIC, I found those damn sausages in an astroparking on a remote planet, HIC!" said while drinking some more rum.
"OOOOOOOH Yes. To the ships, NOW". And the war siren yelled at 20kk decibels, getting up also the most drunk.
Everyone run, but this time was not the usual captain. It was a real Highlander, survived to tenth of wars, with his huge fleet. Well, not exactly huge, at least not so wrecked as captain's one.
The braves jumped in their ships and yes, incredibly everyone arrived at destination quite sober. And maybe is why they won quite easily.
Those damn sausages once again were crashed, all the civilization was blown away in seconds. The great and brave commander had great and brave pilots with him.
Only blood. Only ruins. 
And an huge amount of treasures is now coming back to the pirates bay, everyone finally drinking again 
, (the commander's rum is surely the best in the universe!), dancing 
, and having fun.
The pirate HONOUR must go the the pilot of the little fighter 
who gave is life for the crew. He'll be remembered for ever, while drinking rum and massacring people and astroships. 
Fista greets all the No Emotions team. Also if we started this Uni with a big delay we are as usual crashing stuff around 
We have NO EMOTIONS. FEAR the EMOTIONLESS.
Kei obviously send a big big hug to Fista 
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And a big one too for Linea, who's full of Yukimoons 
On 08-10-2023 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Fista [NO_EMO]
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Light Fighter 1
Battleship 1.413
Bomber 353
Destroyer 195
Battlecruiser 1.157
Reaper 202
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Defender amshagar [MPG]
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Small Cargo 57
Large Cargo 609
Light Fighter 967
Heavy Fighter 730
Cruiser 600
Battleship 215
Recycler 914
Espionage Probe 2.032
Bomber 65
Solar Satellite 50
Destroyer 65
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 78
Reaper 5
Pathfinder 61
Rocket Launcher 669
Light Laser 1.800
Heavy Laser 29
Gauss Cannon 7
Ion Cannon 159
Plasma Turret 3
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Fista [NO_EMO]
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Light Fighter 0 ( -1 )
Battleship 1.358 ( -55 )
Bomber 349 ( -4 )
Destroyer 194 ( -1 )
Battlecruiser 1.136 ( -21 )
Reaper 201 ( -1 )
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Defender amshagar [MPG]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
72.537 metal, 1.560.611 crystal and 437.491 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 5.734.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 108.100.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 40.787.331 metal, 25.359.080 crystal and 5.488.691 deuterium.
The attacker captured a total of 2.070.639 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 37.406.868
Crystal: 25.048.691
Deuterium: 5.516.182
The attacker(s) made a profit of 67.971.741 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -62.686.537
Crystal: -39.181.611
Deuterium: -8.302.491
The defender(s) lost a total of 110.170.639 units.
, that's why I play 
