Hello U1!
After getting slapped around by a rabbit and an escaped convict recently, I thought it was about time to get on the right side of a CR.
What better way than a new top 2 solo hit?
I know how... by slapping an Ass boy for a new top 2 solo 
The story; spying around as I usually do, I noticed Flibble had not fleetsaved yet and it was getting late for him.
His homeworld had activity as it very regularly does but when I checked in a short while later, it showed a timer.
It only saw activity a few hours later, and the rest is history. I got a feeling that res was some pure uncut Kool-Aid because man, I felt the buzz.
Tough luck for the Cult lately... I'm sure the leadership is taking it well.
Just a week ago this fella was in my inbox, spewing the corny, recycled lines about my skill level, etc.
MrFlibble, next time don't write checks you can't cash, and keep your keyboard unplugged when Ice comes probing.
FR to you either way though, we need players like you.
Dedicated to Pagan and the Chimera crew, as well as my Azrael boys 
On 20-01-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Ice [CHIMERA]
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Light Fighter 115.315.653
Heavy Fighter 11.592.458
Cruiser 17.835.662
Battleship 14.700.936
Battlecruiser 5.747.361
Reaper 3.007.265
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Defender MrFlibble [ASSASSIN]
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Small Cargo 2.265.960
Large Cargo 1.147.973
Light Fighter 20.223.322
Heavy Fighter 1.069.408
Cruiser 3.218.546
Battleship 1.098.299
Colony Ship 6
Recycler 1.000.368
Espionage Probe 965.183
Bomber 59.656
Destroyer 144.799
Deathstar 74.840
Battlecruiser 1.029.519
Reaper 16.762
Pathfinder 1.037.406
Rocket Launcher 20.000
Light Laser 50.000
Heavy Laser 4.000
Gauss Cannon 1.000
Ion Cannon 2.000
Plasma Turret 500
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Ice [CHIMERA]
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Light Fighter 94.612.261 ( -20.703.392 )
Heavy Fighter 10.001.356 ( -1.591.102 )
Cruiser 16.069.806 ( -1.765.856 )
Battleship 13.331.514 ( -1.369.422 )
Battlecruiser 5.212.906 ( -534.455 )
Reaper 2.727.783 ( -279.482 )
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Defender MrFlibble [ASSASSIN]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
52.142.919.576 metal, 10.976.663.753 crystal and 22.061.977.479 deuterium
22.423.645.537 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 322.245.527.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 322.277.452.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.187.144.361.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 1.187.392.811.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 219.745.479.570 metal and 142.888.524.931 crystal.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 4.701.000 metal and 4.782.900 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 107.605.206.345 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 85.913.557.683
Crystal: 57.134.196.584
Deuterium: 4.923.488.479
The attacker(s) made a profit of 147.971.242.746 units.
Wreck Field Composition
Light Fighters: 6 251 568
Heavy Fighters: 501 197
Cruisers: 556 244
Battleships: 431 367
Battlecruisers: 168 353
Reapers: 88 036
Total Wreck Field Value
Metal: 64.831.000.000
Crystal: 30.196.000.000
Deuterium: 5.398.000.000
Total 100.425.000.000 units.
Total profit attackers(s)
Metal: 150.744.557.63
Crystal: 87.330.196.584
Deuterium: 10.321.488.479
The attacker(s) made a profit of 248.396.242.746 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -703.712.900.113
Crystal: -458.770.063.753
Deuterium: -132.515.053.479
The defender(s) lost a total of 1.294.998.017.345 units.
