Hello dear U1 inhabitants,
They said a real Muppet is the one who NN1's an Assassin fleet. They said both -Arcane- and King Rabbit done this and Coffy wouldn't count... 
This early morning I got a message that Andy was back from long time vmode. Told them to not disturb him and I'll check in a few hours and try to sneak inbetween his overview.
I was busy with errands and noticed him on 22 minute timer. Probed twin's nearby and bingo, 2T fleet sitting. Jumped and launched, meanwhile talking with our lovely ally on discord and saying if I were bold as always and launched it'd mean 5 minutes away into connecting.
Then those 5 more minutes passed and it got even more saddening meaning if I luckily launched whilst he was active, he'd be dead by now.
He didn't even have a DF created on this spot due to long vmode and had to create one.
After him timering I started to believe he had fallen asleep or something. Last minute I checked all moon's for what else is sitting so we could swarm over all but it turns out everything else was fleetsaved and main forgotten.
I think we're safe to say that G7 Muppets hive relocation for JeB/AzraelZ/Assassin's did turn out as a complete havoc? 
Also cheers to legendary fleeter who has a huge fleet which is on fleetsave for 21 hours a day and probes for 3 hours around reset daily, launches over rank 300 miners when they're completely dead. I apologize for not following your teachings my master... Next time I'll listen. 
P.S. --> I would really love if newly created board accounts with a couple posts come to this thread as well, start talking about packages and completely consider Andy's account quadrupling & fleet doubling in size is owed to 150-200b profits he got from hit's since arriving U1. 
Hit is dedicated purely to Muppets & allies. It stays until Muppets decide it's time for the new one to be claimed. 
On 06-03-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
WHEN YOU MEET THE BIGGER PIRATE SHIP IN THE OCEAN
Attacker van den budenmayer [MUPPETS]
Weapons 320% - Shields 300% - Armour 320%
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Cruiser 53.571.364
Battlecruiser 95.555.555
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Defender Pirate Andy [Azrael_R]
Weapons 290% - Shields 290% - Armour 290%
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Small Cargo 6.545.000
Large Cargo 1.100.939
Light Fighter 35.312.739
Heavy Fighter 3.535.445
Cruiser 10.803.695
Battleship 5.195.705
Colony Ship 24
Recycler 10.000.001
Espionage Probe 209.525
Bomber 263.477
Destroyer 994.278
Deathstar 1.600
Battlecruiser 6.891.451
Reaper 1.018.337
Pathfinder 3.004.357
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After the battle ...
Attacker van den budenmayer [MUPPETS]
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Cruiser 52.024.655 ( -1.546.709 )
Battlecruiser 95.457.106 ( -98.449 )
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Defender Pirate Andy [Azrael_R]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
25.212.783.401 metal, 3.167.969.592 crystal and 13.240.784.660 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 53.222.726.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 2.027.096.634.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 338.634.782.100 metal and 221.135.784.600 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 41.621.537.653 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 329.959.915.501
Crystal: 209.538.831.192
Deuterium: 8.670.631.660
The attacker(s) made a profit of 548.169.378.353 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -1.120.107.740.401
Crystal: -725.522.328.592
Deuterium: -223.088.102.660
The defender(s) lost a total of 2.068.718.171.653 units.
by Neotinea
, excellent effort and huge profit, enjoy.
