[TOT: 48.764.140.000] Diesel & Ned vs. Charles de Beaumont (A:, D: 47.584.049.000)

  • I only post this because it was super fun and tiring and since the merge is around the corner it's probably one of the last hits made in Perseus as we all know. Oh and btw, merge when !?! chaosk  Prongs  yohdh

    So the story goes like this:

    We noticed that the owner changed on the defender account so as it goes we paid extra attention to him. He relocated some planets and made four (4) deployed systems without closing them, but the fleet was always on the same moons, which was like ... really !?!

    Fast forward to Thursday:

    Diesel: I'm popping his moons. Idc.

    Ned: We should cover all his deploy systems in case he moves it somewhere. I saw the fleet, David (vicious miner) saw the fleet, and Hapster saw the fleet so he will probably move it.
    Diesel: Maybe. Do you want to do it tonight?

    Ned: How about tomorrow night? So I can sleep on Saturday.

    Diesel: How about Saturday evening? I have to work over the day.

    Ned: :beer:

    Diesel: :beer:

    Saturday Evening:

    Diesel: Are you watching the guy?

    Ned: Of course not.

    Diesel: You suck.

    Ned: Don't worry, we are going to send MD around midnight ST, he is off any way I doubt he will come back.

    Diesel: Okay.

    Ned: He is online...

    Diesel: Fuck. He probably logged in to recall his deployment.

    Ned: Yeah..

    Ned: You know what, I don't feel like MD him anymore xD. Why don't you pop the 1 391 moons and I will get up later anyway if you find anything I will mobile into the rest of his system and pop him. - What a p*ssy, bailing on friends.

    Diesel: :beer:

    Ned: :beer:

    Ned: :sleep:

    Ned: What's up?

    Diesel: I'm hitting in 5.

    Diesel: Stop sleeping you bitch I got him on returning colo... He got online in the meantime but couldn't do anything

    Ned: I can't fcking believe it... I'm giving respect to utter noobs.

    On 24-03-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:

    Attacker Diesel [TYC]


    Colony Ship 1

    Deathstar 80.000


    Attacker Ned [DoD]


    Small Cargo 1

    Large Cargo 1

    Light Fighter 1

    Heavy Fighter 1

    Cruiser 1

    Battleship 1

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 1

    Espionage Probe 1

    Bomber 1

    Destroyer 1

    Battlecruiser 1

    Reaper 1

    Pathfinder 1


    Defender Charles de Beaumont [12 Mnks]


    Small Cargo 16.844

    Large Cargo 18.420

    Light Fighter 2.673

    Heavy Fighter 528

    Battleship 94

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 6.741

    Espionage Probe 20.543

    Bomber 21

    Solar Satellite 1.000

    Destroyer 23

    Deathstar 4.524

    Battlecruiser 10

    Crawler 1.200

    Reaper 23

    Pathfinder 135

    Rocket Launcher 250.000

    Light Laser 75.000

    Heavy Laser 25.000

    Gauss Cannon 10.000

    Plasma Turret 5.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1


    After the battle ...

    Attacker Diesel [TYC]


    Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )

    Deathstar 79.882 ( -118 )


    Attacker Ned [DoD]


    Small Cargo 0 ( -1 )

    Large Cargo 0 ( -1 )

    Light Fighter 0 ( -1 )

    Heavy Fighter 0 ( -1 )

    Cruiser 1 ( -0 )

    Battleship 0 ( -1 )

    Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )

    Recycler 1 ( -0 )

    Espionage Probe 0 ( -1 )

    Bomber 1 ( -0 )

    Destroyer 1 ( -0 )

    Battlecruiser 1 ( -0 )

    Reaper 1 ( -0 )

    Pathfinder 1 ( -0 )


    Defender Charles de Beaumont [12 Mnks]




    The attacker has won the battle!

    The attacker captured:

    887.277.497 metal, 88.691.837 crystal and 205.301.847 deuterium

    The attacker lost a total of units.

    The defender lost a total of 47.584.049.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float metal and 11.273.514.703 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of units.

    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.

    Summary of profit/losses:

    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 14.364.367.595

    Crystal: 10.890.177.540

    Deuterium: 87.301.847

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 25.341.846.982 units.

    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -24.955.047.497

    Crystal: -18.893.428.837

    Deuterium: -4.916.843.847

    The defender(s) lost a total of 48.765.320.181 units.

    I need to level up my Battleship life-form research.

    Wife: Don't tell me you are going to stay awake for the stupid game :mob:

    Ned: :rolleyes2:

    Of course I stayed up and mobile in on his two closed systems, send the MD, and of course, went back to :sleep:

    I woke up and Diesel locked the other two (2) returning fleets ( thank you :rolleyes2:) so I added my fleet timed the recs, and sent some follow-ups just in case he is full.

    So while our 3 fleets were flying we talked about the 4th closed system and what should we do, and since it was Diesel's turn to :sleep: I was left alone :( Of course, I sent my ships just in case... so I had the three returning times it was no no-brainer when he was coming back I only needed a bit of luck. Picked a time, slowed once for 1 second, slowed the second time for 1 more second, and the third time the luck slowed 2 seconds and let it fly. The defender was there the whole time and insta v mode after the hits, I thank him for that. Because of it, I secured the last-hit debris field.

    Diesel dedicates these hits to Slipi.

    I dedicate these to my wife(I just got married) even tho she doesn't care, just because she doesn't know what she got into. Merge us already Prongs while I'm still newly married so I can play, otherwise my wife is going to leave me.

    Sorry For The Long Post Here Is A Potato

    Edited 2 times, last by Neotinea ().

  • since the merge is around the corner it's probably one of the last hits made in Perseus

    I thought Perseus and Quadrantids were made with the purpose of being "merge universes", along with Uni 1. Such that in future merges, other servers would get Uni 1, Perseus, Quadrantids (and Volans..) as target destinations to choose from.

    Nice hit.