Predator is a bad neighbor

    Greetings, earthling!!!


    Lord evilsnake is back with a new post. He wants to warn all citizens of Vela about Predator. Predator is a big bully who picks on the little people. Predator is over 5x stronger than most people, but bullies them. Predator uses a credit card to make himself look good.


    Predator became Lord evilsnake's neighbor. But he is not friendly. Lord evilsnake was nice to Predator, but Predator is a bad person who has nothing better to do with his time.


    Please be aware of Predator. He is friends with the #1 player - Lifetaker. Lifetaker helped Predator get a moon in Lord evilsnake's System of Solar. Lifetaker and Lord evilsnake do not fight - they are neutral. But Lifetaker is helping Predator bully Lord evilsnake.


    Lord evilsnake even sent him a nice Greetings letter - something that he hasn't written in a LONG, LONG time. The letter:


    Lord evilsnake20.04.2024 16:38:06Greetings again, earthling!!!


    Lord evilsnake, the King of MILFs, an OGame Legend, a Future OGame Hall of Famer, the OGame Player of the Year in 2020, is very upset that you did not reply.


    Lord evilsnake is a friendly person. Lord evilsnake doesn't like to get into trouble with other people. Lord evilsnake is an old man now, he isn't as strong as he once was.


    Lord evilsnake wants to share a story. It is story time with Lord evilsnake.


    Once upon a time, in the early 1990s, Young evilsnake (not yet a Lord) went to Blockbuster with his father.


    You understand, Young evilsnake was a big fan of the actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Young evilsnake wanted to rent the movie Predator. His father said no, because it was too violent. Young evilsnake did not care. Young evilsnake had a temper tantrum. His father was embarrassed and said, "okay, okay, fine!"


    So they rented Predator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Young evilsnake was pleased to see that one of his other favorite actors, Carl Weathers, was in it. Carl Weathers played Apollo Creed in the Rocky movies. Young evilsnake loved Apollo Creed.


    The movie was very good, but Young evilsnake realized that he should listen to his father. The movie was definitely scary and violent. Young evilsnake had trouble sleeping that night.


    Young evilsnake's father hates paying late fees. He also hates paying rewind fees. Young evilsnake's job is to rewind the movies after he finishes watching them. His father was very upset to find out that he had to pay $1.50 because Young evilsnake forgot to rewind the movie.


    Lord evilsnake hopes that you enjoyed Story Time with Lord evilsnake.


    Kneel for Lord evilsnake, and pledge to follow his mission to #MakeOGameGreatAgain.


    Thank you for reading,

    -Lord evilsnake

    Greetings!


    Just wanted to say that I enjoyed the story:thumbsup:


    I'm not worried for Lord, he has Retaliator on his side .


    Oh and... *Kneels and mumbles ( how many times will I have to do this now)*

    You and your alliance got 48 hours to distance yourself from Retaliator. None of you did. You even did the opposite.
    Everything that happened after that is on you and your alliance.

    Now all of you are in vacationmode and I expect as long as Predator and Lifetaker are active, they will stay there.
    All you had to do was distance yourself from Retaliator. I would have been easier, and simpler for everyone.


    (seriousness aside - Im glad there's people around to make OGame a bit more flavourfull with stories like yours, but I've never had much flavour in my writing so sorry for not keeping in tone with your original post :p )


    EDIT: oh and we would have made a public post on the forum declaring war on PTUGA and in particular Retaliator. The criteria being that you kicked him from your alliance, that you didn't give him any new moons - and that you didnt help him in any way shape or form.
    Sadly there's no official war declarations anymore so I just sent a few messages ingame, hoping they would spread to all of you so you had a fair chance at doing what you felt neccesary.
    Our goal is not to force people in to Vmode or to quit the game - our goal is simple - to make Retaliator regret ever attacking us.

    This is a war game. We've made it a war.

    Old school gamer

    Hello

    you can break my defense, my moons, even my fleet, But you won't achieve one thing: make me regret attacking you. Thanks to you I made astro for 13 planet, all my crystal mines for 35 and half of the synthesizers for 37. and I am convinced that you will give me more resources to make more mines



    you krumme are the 3rd greatest joke in the universe. so I invite you to attack with me, in the first chance you have you attack me and you are waiting for me to look at you. I take this opportunity to tell you that you were the one who started this when you attacked me. and believe one thing, regardless of whether you destroy my fleet or not, I will rebuild it and I will farm you again. because you live with overconfidence, that pleases me As for the lifetaker, he thinks he's untouchable, now he's already spent DM doing defending :) lucky for him, because if he didn't he would be farmed again and I would once again thank him. the Predator, is your associate :) of course, I would never see him playing against you, derived from the style of play that involves farming 20m of resources with 11,500 death stars. This is just for laughs :D but don't worry, I don't regret it and I won't regret it. wait for the new episodes They should just put themselves in a bag and be ashamed :D you are the diference to play ogame, and spend money in ogame. :D you need to spend a lot of money for anyone can touch you lol great players you are :D


    like you are a rich guys, is normal that you don't know what is play in a team. Team that PTUGA is! a great teammates. you will never knows what is that :)



    See you soon


    Greetings, earthling!!!


    Lord evilsnake does not betray his mates. Lord evilsnake first met Retaliator back in 2020, when the world was locked down. When everyone was stuck in their homes, Lord evilsnake made his triumphant return to OGame after 7 long years of retirement. Lord evilsnake arrived in Octans, possibly the greatest server that he's had the privilege of playing in.


    It was in Octans that Lord evilsnake met some great players from OGame. There was Khaleesi, our Alliance's queen, a true Viking from Portugal named Metaphysic, a man who could not get above 98.7 degrees in Fever, and so many others. It was in this Alliance that Lord evilsnake met a very aggressive player named Retaliator, who loves to drink wine, dine MILFs, and create babies.


    After 2021, maybe 2022, Lord evilsnake stepped away from OGame.


    One day in 2023, Lord evilsnake woke up with a woody in the middle of the night, looked outside his bedroom window, and saw the Lord evilsnake symbol covering the Moon. He knew right then - OGame needed Lord evilsnake to return. Lord evilsnake logged on and saw that there was a new and fast server called Vela. Lord evilsnake signed up. To his pleasant surprise, and with an increasing tent in his shorts, he saw that some of his old Alliance mates were in the server. So Lord evilsnake once again joined forces with the Great Retaliator and Viking Metaphysic.


    The Big 3 were back together!


    So Krumme, you asked us to distance ourselves from Retaliator. Well, Lord evilsnake can't do that. Lord evilsnake is a very loyal person to his friends. Many of them are across the ocean, in a great country called Portugal. In fact, Metaphysic claims that Lord evilsnake is a honorary member of Portugal, due to his many connections with people from Portugal.


    Lord evilsnake is a man who believes in honesty, loyalty, and maintaining friendships. If Lord evilsnake stepped away from Retaliator, Lord evilsnake would be breaking his values. He can't do that. If Retaliator goes down, then so will Lord evilsnake. Lord evilsnake values his friendship, his brotherhood, his values, with Retaliator and everyone he's formed friendships with over the years in OGame. This is why Lord evilsnake was the OGame Player of the Year in 2020, this is why Lord evilsnake is the King of Kings, this is why Lord evilsnake is the King of All MILFs, this is why Lord evilsnake is a future OGame Hall of Famer.


    Lord evilsnake is everything you want in an OGame player - someone who is honest, loyal, plays the game fair and square, with integrity and intelligence. Lord evilsnake makes things fun and interesting. Sometimes Lord evilsnake can stir the pot now and then with his infamous "Greetings, earthling!!!" letters (check the link for the archives).


    So Krumme, Lord evilsnake hopes that you can understand that he can't break his values. He simply doesn't do that at all. So you have a choice - you can either keep chasing Lord evilsnake and his Alliance mates. That is fine. Lord evilsnake doesn't care. He values his friendship with Retaliator too much to step away.


    Lord evilsnake looked up the word/name Krumme in Google. Google says that krumme means feminine and bend/curl. This is the perfect description for you. See screenshot. It also says weak. This makes sense.


    With all that being said, Lord evilsnake will close out by saying...


    Kneel for Lord evilsnake, pledge to #MakeOGameGreatAgain!!!


    Thank you...


    Stop being such a nerd :thumbsup:

    So, who is winning this war-notwar?

    Three great forces rule the world:
    stupidity, fear and greed


    Proud past member of
    The Pint Triling Naked Reindeer of the Apocalypse [Naked] (    Polaris) and Wahnsinn (#1 alliance uni39/44) Legends (#1 alliance Betelguise)

    No one is. Not a lot of action if you consider hits, but both sides are taking massive losses. They are losing defence, solarsats, crawlers, moons and anything else they cant fleetsave.
    We are losing time and the occational selfdestructing RIP's.


    Before Retaliator had this idea he was invincible and could just rebuild if we actually managed to get him, we had no quarrel with PTUGA. Heck I think you can count the attacks we've done on them on one hand over the last 6 months. Retaliator just had this self importance about him where he doesnt care about what happens to his alliance.

    He'd rather watch them get smashed to pieces than giving up this foolish idea of attacking people he ought not to attack.
    We have endless of ressources and fleet at our disposal. Retaliator - your alliance only has so much motivation to keep playing. Dont make us take that away from them.

    Old school gamer

    Quote from Krumme

    He'd rather watch them get smashed to pieces than giving up this foolish idea of attacking people he ought not to attack.

    There's no such thing as "people one ought not to attack". Nobody is above others, and nobody is untouchable either, as the epic debacle of your dear friends in Wurren has clearly shown.


    For those who do not know, their 5 strongest fleet, mostly built with money, got wasted in a moon drop defense. As the guy itself, he unsurprisingly went v-mode right after.

    uni1.en - Supernoob

    Quote from Absinthium

    More portugueses... awesome


    A word for you:


    Gyokeres

    yeah awesome. he may have said something about having portuguese friends.
    but as a portutuguese myself. yeah, im not one of them involved, but.. lets have a word fight about what you mean? or are you just gonna use the power to shut someone else up?
    lets take the piss off each other as fun as it can be, but lets not enter in national/racial bulshit bro.
    and you can go and cross these words off the board, as you can. right?
    we portuguese *pirates*yohoho*mf*

    falling in reverse

    upside down

    Quote from Supernoob
    Quote from Krumme

    He'd rather watch them get smashed to pieces than giving up this foolish idea of attacking people he ought not to attack.

    There's no such thing as "people one ought not to attack". Nobody is above others, and nobody is untouchable either, as the epic debacle of your dear friends in Wurren has clearly shown.


    For those who do not know, their 5 strongest fleet, mostly built with money, got wasted in a moon drop defense. As the guy itself, he unsurprisingly went v-mode right after.

    Wait, did they lose the 50k rips?

    Quote from Krumme

    No one is. Not a lot of action if you consider hits, but both sides are taking massive losses. They are losing defence, solarsats, crawlers, moons and anything else they cant fleetsave.
    We are losing time and the occational selfdestructing RIP's.


    Before Retaliator had this idea he was invincible and could just rebuild if we actually managed to get him, we had no quarrel with PTUGA. Heck I think you can count the attacks we've done on them on one hand over the last 6 months. Retaliator just had this self importance about him where he doesnt care about what happens to his alliance.

    He'd rather watch them get smashed to pieces than giving up this foolish idea of attacking people he ought not to attack.
    We have endless of ressources and fleet at our disposal. Retaliator - your alliance only has so much motivation to keep playing. Dont make us take that away from them.

    I don't give you any more conversation.


    the only thing I have to say is Great PTUGA! Let's keep going, if we fall we get up because of our dedication, not because of our wallet or the wallet of others.


    This will be my last comment on this.


    I sincerely thank you for all the support and companionship of my alliance


    we will see ingame




    Regardless of whether you win or lose, that's where we'll meet


    best Regards

    I have Supernoobs messages hidden. Chose to show his last message... and right away I remembered why I had him hidden.
    You're comparing Wurren with Vela. In Wurren there were top 10 players on both sides of the attack. It was, when you do the math, actually a pretty even fight point wise.

    In Vela Mr. Retaliator with 145million points is attacking someone with 27billion points and expecting to 'get away with it'. Im all for profit for the sake of profit, but he has no chance to defend himself so the wise decision would be to not poke the sleeping bear.
    After we decided to make him understand that we weren't going to let him get away with it, we figured he would understand that theres no future for him if he keeps hitting people he shouldnt be hitting.

    The game is about war, ressources and profit. He took the ressources. We remove any aspect of him getting a profit, and he has ensured a war.
    We're now playing OGame

    Old school gamer


    Speaking of bears...


    Totally unrelated, but Lord evilsnake is a fan of the Chicago Bears.