[TD: 50.706.567.000] VALKYRIE [MUPPETS] vs. Thunder Child [ASSASSIN] (A: 6.661.097.000, D: 44.045.470.000) TD: 50.706.567.000 TP 35bn TC 30 Euros

  • REVENGE :tongue3:+ BLIND LANX + TIME BACK + HARVEST FS + COLONIZE FS :youcrazy:+ RECALLED DEPLOYMENT + NINJA :ninja: + MD + SPY AND FLY :tongue3:+ 352.538 ESP KILL + 3476 COLO S. KILL + 237563 RIP KILL + :hi:MOON SHOT + NO SKILL+ JUST MUPPET FUN



    I was heading out on vacation and was a bit short on gas for my road trip. So I called up my best bud TC and he was happy to let me have some of his. What a swell guy he is, thanks TC!


    Long story short, he snuck in a crawler bash on me, it was too much for me to bare so I v moded as I was devasted at the loss. Exited v mode from a long 10 day therapy session of losing my crawlers and checked in on my bud TC, probed, launched on tight window, simmed after and realized i only needed 10m Crs, meh didn't care, gas well spent. Flew through his weird activity and well the rest is below.


    His Excuse:


    I proceeded to stay 4 full days out and only 1 mini sniff at reset, utterly disappointed. What's your excuse now?


    TC not much lost there, what is that like 30 Metal Packs? I am sure its all re-packed once again.



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    On 12-07-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker VALKYRIE [MUPPETS]

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    Cruiser 20.406.781

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    Defender Thunder Child [ASSASSIN]

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    Small Cargo 20.000

    Large Cargo 600.000

    Colony Ship 2

    Recycler 5.000

    Espionage Probe 10.000

    Deathstar 3.503

    Battlecruiser 10.000

    Pathfinder 20.000

    Rocket Launcher 11.375

    Light Laser 48.120

    Heavy Laser 910

    Plasma Turret 300

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


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    Attacker VALKYRIE [MUPPETS]

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    Cruiser 20.177.088 ( -229.693 )

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    Defender Thunder Child [ASSASSIN]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    2.692.930.534 metal, 129.213.867 crystal and 25.349.325.292 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 6.661.097.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 44.045.470.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 7.877.664.000 metal and 5.999.967.300 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 28.171.469.693 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 5.976.734.534

    Crystal: 4.521.330.167

    Deuterium: 24.889.939.292

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 35.388.003.993 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -24.473.400.534

    Crystal: -18.562.193.867

    Deuterium: -29.181.345.292

    The defender(s) lost a total of 72.216.939.693 units.



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    Edited once, last by .KaZe. ().

  • There are 3 absolutes that are understood in this game.


    1) If there's a way to mess something up, Muppets ALWAYS find a way

    2) Where there's a hammer there's a HOF (Sup Ike)

    3) Don't leave your wife alone with Al

    4) If there's a conspiracy theory, chances are deneb is behind it.

    5) Thunderchild has been and always will be a glorified farm.

    6) I can't count


    So happy to see how humble he was to point out how much hes done through the years to me afterwards. Just own it like I do, Abionic Viper... I mean Thunderchild.


    Also, Bro, it was only like 1k Lira worth of metal packs. Relax.


    Beautiful as always Kitty. Glad it worked out the way you said it would.

    sig.webp



  • You are confusing me with your maga extremist buddies u barbecue with in the Ozark universe bud.


    the one certainty regarding this situation is that my reputation is way bigger than the ineptitude of assassin newbs could tarnish. I walked away from this partnership unscathed.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • I did not know there were still people doing colonize fleetsaves. I learned the hard way not to make DF fleetsaves anymore.


    Good hit nevertheless.


    GLOTR Thunder Child.


    Good luck addicts.

    Uni 3 and 1. Retired.

  • It wasn’t a colo FS.


    She’s just special.


    (Needs)

    "Ice is a cool guy"

  • Muppets accusing someone else about buying packs.. still good hit but those accusations are ridiculous knowing back story.


    TC fr

    They have collective amnesia before coming to u1 or packing up. Thy Siddhartz and Turkey. Good farming arrogant Kitty , till we meet again.

  • You're confusing Kitty for -Arcane- Common mistake. She is King Muppet after all.

    Its a mountain, not a universe.... and if they could read; they would be very offended right now.


    Funny to see how quickly you turned on assassins. Remember those conversations we had where you told me that you have no friends, you really felt like part of the team and you're really trying not to mess that up? You almost had me fooled there xD. Turns out I was exactly right about everything I said and how this would play out. I hope this is all some messed up ruse for some reason as if anyone else cares. To do exactly what everything thought was gonna happen between this little bromance is hillarious. Lord was right not to trust you with an account and was only willing to pull you ;). (called that too) Who would have thought history repeated itself for the 294843 time? First SOT, then Pinky (with a conviently placed figment of your imagination requim) and who knows who else.... But hey, at least you got a little excitement sending IPMs to make yourself feel better. Yay you!

    sig.webp


  • You're confusing Kitty for -Arcane- Common mistake. She is King Muppet after all.

    Its a mountain, not a universe.... and if they could read; they would be very offended right now.


    Funny to see how quickly you turned on assassins. Remember those conversations we had where you told me that you have no friends, you really felt like part of the team and you're really trying not to mess that up? You almost had me fooled there xD. Turns out I was exactly right about everything I said and how this would play out. I hope this is all some messed up ruse for some reason as if anyone else cares. To do exactly what everything thought was gonna happen between this little bromance is hillarious. Lord was right not to trust you with an account and was only willing to pull you ;). (called that too) Who would have thought history repeated itself for the 294843 time? First SOT, then Pinky (with a conviently placed figment of your imagination requim) and who knows who else.... But hey, at least you got a little excitement sending IPMs to make yourself feel better. Yay you!

    Get a grip comrade. Realizing a partnership is not bearing fruit is hardly turning on. I did try to bring people from various alliances together but they weren't on the same level with me. It's not my fault that they made me feel ashamed to have links to them. In honesty some of them are overdue for retirement simply because they don't cut it but it's their call.


    If god gives u lemon you make lemonade, if god gives you pat, ice et al. to work with u just flee in horror. That's the simple reality.


    I get why u jump to the defense of the biggest donors of muppet accounts though.


    Lastly, Ozark is a universe of its own just like looney tunes or mickey mouse is.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • I did not know there were still people doing colonize fleetsaves. I learned the hard way not to make DF fleetsaves anymore.

    What is wrong with DF fleetsaves?

    Visible on 'lanx if someone blows up your moon. Only safe method i knew was deploy and recall between two moons. Even if both moons were blown up the recalled deploy wasn't visible on phalanx. There was still the possibility to 'lanx the deploy all the time before the recall but you had to do that continuously for a very long time, spend lots of deuterium and click like crazy to have an accurate enough timing to do a well enough timed attack. Very hard to do.

    Uni 3 and 1. Retired.

  • cimbi31


    We never worked together, you delusional fool.


    There’s something to be said about having such a lengthy back and forth with Kevlard that speaks of severe mental imbalance and pure desperation, but I’m here for it.


    Keep going, he’s probably the only one left willing to entertain you for more than half a minute, anyway.

    "Ice is a cool guy"

  • cimbi31


    We never worked together, you delusional fool.


    There’s something to be said about having such a lengthy back and forth with Kevlard that speaks of severe mental imbalance and pure desperation, but I’m here for it.


    Keep going, he’s probably the only one left willing to entertain you for more than half a minute, anyway.


    Has it ever occurred to you that u do not have what it takes to stand up against souch a dominant force to begin with, ice baby? I gave it a shot anyways, despite knowing first and foremost u lacked the character.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.