[TOT: 8.042.023.000] Kevlar (Muppets) vs. Pirate Andy (Assassins) (A: 125.500.000, D: 7.916.523.000)

    I was just rolling down the street in my 5.0 with the ragtop down so my hair can blow. The girlies were on standby, waving just to say hi. Did I stop? Nope I just drove by.. kept on persuin to the next stop. I busted a left and started heading to the next block. The block was banned so I continued to the next stop A1A Andy's Homeworld.


    :censored:

    by Neotinea


    Behind the Lyrics: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice | by Lyrically Games | Medium


    The story about the hit - Andy hit me for peanuts, so I stole some nuts back. That's about it. :censored:by Neotinea



    On 20-08-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Kevlar [MUPPETS]

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    Destroyer 994.900

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    Defender Pirate Andy [ASSASSIN]

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    Small Cargo 58.475

    Large Cargo 12.079

    Light Fighter 27

    Heavy Fighter 956

    Colony Ship 51

    Recycler 200

    Espionage Probe 9.693

    Bomber 1

    Deathstar 26

    Battlecruiser 33

    Crawler 1.126

    Pathfinder 2.001

    Rocket Launcher 1.399.999

    Light Laser 500.000

    Heavy Laser 100.000

    Gauss Cannon 25.000

    Ion Cannon 30.000

    Plasma Turret 10.900

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    Attacker Kevlar [MUPPETS]

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    Destroyer 993.896 ( -1.004 )

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    Defender Pirate Andy [ASSASSIN]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    236.356.431 metal, 35.567.960 crystal and 28.685.760 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 125.500.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 7.916.523.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 114.856.062 metal and 110.826.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 300.610.151 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 290.972.493

    Crystal: 96.193.960

    Deuterium: 13.625.760

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 400.792.213 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -5.928.465.431

    Crystal: -1.838.427.960

    Deuterium: -450.239.760

    The defender(s) lost a total of 8.217.133.151 units.



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    Edited once, last by Neotinea ().

    a random poem to mark the occasion:


    yo bro try for a change to be nice,

    not his fault that he looks like mice,

    wonder where he got all that warts and lice,

    since his best mate is a 5 letter device.


    baller ded and GLOTR

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().

    I've spent some time trying to understand what this thread is (which I will sadly never get back). I've decided it's best read as a cautionary and slightly desperate tale about the dangers of letting retired players live in your head rent free. May that be a lesson to all of us.


    FR Andy, I just hope for your sake that your wife's cousin's hairdresser's dog has kept his nose clean recently.

    Nice find, hope ur hero lives forever in ur heart! :) heh fr to the def tho.. sad to lose, but always can catch up back :)

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    ... “'I'll leave tomorrow's problems to tomorrow's me” ...

    Quote from A_L_E_X

    I can see that you still haven't learned how to do an FS...

    I guess some things never change...

    GG/FR

    Braindead comment... you are talking as he was hit for some serious numbers. If you actually looked at the ships you could summarize that he is probably doing expeditions with that fleet and DS are there maybe for sleep time expo or just helping def a bit. Why would he FS 24h production if there is a chance he earns something out of sent expeditions? Especially considering who knows for how long was that sitting there...im pretty sure he gained more then he lost but w/e. Some people are just hateful and don't think.


    None the less profit is profit so well spotted :biggrin:. Enjoy the profit. Would say FR Andy but you probably recovered 50x over by now :thumbsup:

    Quote from zajeb

    Braindead comment... you are talking as he was hit for some serious numbers. If you actually looked at the ships you could summarize that he is probably doing expeditions with that fleet and DS are there maybe for sleep time expo or just helping def a bit. Why would he FS 24h production if there is a chance he earns something out of sent expeditions? Especially considering who knows for how long was that sitting there...im pretty sure he gained more then he lost but w/e. Some people are just hateful and don't think.


    None the less profit is profit so well spotted :biggrin:. Enjoy the profit. Would say FR Andy but you probably recovered 50x over by now :thumbsup:

    I think this is a Virgo thing. Or maybe it's connected to that period of time.


    GG Kevlar , FR Andy

    nice hit attacker


    Glotr Andy

    Zagy: "Enjoy building your ego with likes of your ally mate.
    Like we having 14 year old girls here. I expect now everyday status with some quote and selfie from toilet."
    Heretic: "If you want to make it personal...I might ask why you are asking for selfies from ppl you suspect are 14 year old girls and ones from the toilet no less. Creeper much?"

    :censored:by Neotinea

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited 2 times, last by Neotinea ().