[TOT: 26.202.268.000] PAGAN [CHIMERA] vs. Captain Phasma [F O] (A: 1.319.819.000, D: 24.882.449.000) TP: {64.582.899.384}


  • Still PAGAN. Still standing. Still making money. And still not banned* M'FRs.TM


    To all the haters and trolls out there:

    I am always buying fuel at competitive rates...all you have to do is reach out to me in-game or via our Discord on Donato 'Nam.


    Thankfully, no misfires on this run...


    "The night is gathering gloomily, the day is closing fast

    The tempest flaps his raven wings in loud and angry blast;

    The thunder clouds are driving athwart the lurid sky—

    But, “put your trust in God, my boys, and keep your powder dry.”

    - Col. Blacker


    GLORD


    On 30-08-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker PAGAN [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 20.000.000

    Espionage Probe 1

    _________________________________________


    Defender Captain Phasma [F O]

    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 289.534

    Large Cargo 1.341.126

    Colony Ship 23

    Espionage Probe 21.122

    Deathstar 626

    Reaper 6.754

    Pathfinder 8.649

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker PAGAN [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 19.954.489 ( -45.511 )

    Espionage Probe 1 ( -0 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Captain Phasma [F O]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    45.283.234.303 metal, 5.047.262.736 crystal and 7.987.990.945 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 1.319.819.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 24.882.449.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 3.992.866.800 metal and 3.591.356.400 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 58.318.487.984 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    ________________________________________________


    combatreport.harvest.attacker.captured

    3.992.866.800 metal and 3.591.363.600 crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 48.365.881.103

    Crystal: 8.320.049.336

    Deuterium: 7.896.968.945

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 64.582.899.384 units.




    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -57.682.570.303

    Crystal: -16.699.873.736

    Deuterium: -8.818.492.945

    The defender(s) lost a total of 83.200.936.984 units.


    *We miss you ORCA! #freewilly


    Powered by OGotcha CR Converter 5.0.0-beta

  • i think you need to send a bigger fleet to get a misfire, and considering your down a man atm, its unlikely that'll ever be something you experience until Papa Rya, cousin Rabbit and adopted unwanted step son Kevlar come knocking on Pagan's doors.


    Regardless, great hit. Always fun beating up guys who are +/- 6800% less than you in points!

    sig.webp


  • nice hit, love the song. glotr phasma mistakes were made but it happens to everyone from time to time. and @KeVLaRd dont be such a simp, we know 20 dollars is 20 dollars but some jocks aight worth the ride man.

  • Yay!


    :devil:


    FRD


    i think you need to send a bigger fleet to get a misfire, and considering your down a man atm, its unlikely that'll ever be something you experience until Papa Rya, cousin Rabbit and adopted unwanted step son Kevlar come knocking on Pagan's doors.


    Regardless, great hit. Always fun beating up guys who are +/- 6800% less than you in points!

    :Vomit:

  • Sucks to have your thread ruined by a classles clown's blabbering who is indeed not well in the head. This particular fool bragged too much about putting on a sexy show, then drew in additional 500m cruiser - bcs mix due to Deneb X fact0r and all 5 ended up in a wormhole.


    Congrats on the profit & glotr

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • Pagan! I thought better of you! Attacking someone with a top 125 ranked fleet and an overall rank in the top 160. All for a miserly 25kkk profit. Shame on you! Now you just pack up those ships and go kill someone's entire fleet who is ranked in the top 100 for a change. Upstanding players these days. Humph! They do not make them like they used to. Maybe you should be banned. I'll need to put in a ticket right away! Can anyone direct me to the COMA? This needs to be punished by the highest authority!


    Captain, sounds like it's not a big deal. FR and it will not take that long in the grand scheme of the account. Pagan, nice hit man. Keep them coming and maybe take out someone big in the top 100 just because you can.


    KeVLaR I am sure you would never launch on 25kkk profit because you had a moral issue with someone's rank. You might pass the hit along to KR or Raya, but I can understand your moral dilemma. Your hits posted throughout the past year are proof. Your top profit was only about 3.5kkk so nowhere near anything this impressive albeit having the #8 ranked fleet in the uni. Good for you for having a huge heart and strong morals. Cathedral maybe you could learn a thing or two from his August 2023-2024 fleeting history.

  • Good for you for having a huge heart and strong morals. Cathedral maybe you could learn a thing or two from his August 2023-2024 fleeting history.


    How about '04-'24? Any chance we could learn the extra 3rd?

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • Also, this is why I went disco after coming out of v-mode... I knew I would forget otherwise 😅

    Just asking out of curiosity since i don't undersatnd. What does discoverer have to do with not forggeting fleet? Is there some option i don't know for or what? xD

  • the game has moved so far beyond it's own ability to calculate that if Raya's fleet and Pagan's fleet ever met it's more likely they would pass right through one another and fly off into deep space than produce a combat report.


    I am just sad Amotion didn't just delete the damn planet while the muppets were having their orgy on it.

  • Speaking of planet orgies, your moon must be sad now with the lack of big package visitors from assx.


    I was all lubed up and got zero action from Amo. Appendages were so blue I had to get back in to vmode to sort myself out

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • KeVLaR I am sure you would never launch on 25kkk profit because you had a moral issue with someone's rank. You might pass the hit along to KR or Raya, but I can understand your moral dilemma. Your hits posted throughout the past year are proof. Your top profit was only about 3.5kkk so nowhere near anything this impressive albeit having the #8 ranked fleet in the uni. Good for you for having a huge heart and strong morals. Cathedral maybe you could learn a thing or two from his August 2023-2024 fleeting hishistory.

    I was referring to Pagan's impotence while lacking the testicular gall to launch on anyone who even closely matches his fleet size. Dont even get me started with the ones he outright refuses to even probe just because he doesnt want the smoke. Sorry that wasn't more obvious.


    Ill downvote my own post. That'll really show me


    Edit- I cant downvote my own post, but consider it downvoted now

    sig.webp