Looking for an alliance

  • Hello lovely u1 alliances,



    Some of you might have noticed me since I am around in u1 from September 2023’ish.

    I have only played alongside Muppets in here and in previous universe. Unfortunately every beautiful thing comes to an end one way or another…

    Currently I am allianceless and looking for a warm home as this game is beautiful when played with friends.


    My playstyle is fleeter and I occasionally abuse metal packages. Due to these reasons I may not be liked by some -the one’s I showed aggressive nature towards and humiliated by crashing-. Also I am widely disliked by hypocrite’s who also abuse metal packages and even on greater extent but claim to be purely growing into trillions by inactive farming. So you must be aware that I come with a baggage. :sleep:


    As of last weeks work and real life got intense so I am inactive but soon to return and get back on active play/fleeting.


    Until then I’ll be checking board/ingame messages occasionally. Looking forward for any invitation and I am excited to meet/work together with new people.


    I also may have a couple humans/rodents joining me if you’d like but they are not a must. I can easily dodge and ghost them for good if you would like to recruit only me!


    p.s -> alliance class preference is warrior but trader would do just fine as well.

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    "Fenrir, the giant wolf, could not be constrained by any means known to man, so the dwarves forged a chain, but not from metal. Nothing made by man could constrain Fenrir, so they forged it from the things we cannot see and the things we cannot hear. Like the breath of a fish… the sound a moving cat makes. The roots… of a mountain."

  • Give me the nutles.cane account and I will make sure to provide the entertainment you yearn.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • One could ask why you need to look for a new alliance, before accepting you in.


    cimbi31 I would rather delete my account, create a new one, pack it to 3t points and delete it again.


    BUT open to offers

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • Bro you sound like those weirdos who have vegan dogs and non binary kids.


    cimbi31 I would rather delete my account, create a new one, pack it to 3t points and delete it again.


    BUT open to offers

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • And yet somehow you look worse.

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • I like the honesty though its tough to tell if its sincere or a troll through a forum, either way Im curious as to why you left muppets?


    Hope this shakes things up a bit in uni 1, its been a little dull lately though I get it with the holidays around the corner

  • One could ask why you need to look for a new alliance, before accepting you in.


    cimbi31 I would rather delete my account, create a new one, pack it to 3t points and delete it again.


    BUT open to offers



    I think some stones are better left unturned, won’t do any good to neither you nor me. :squint:


    I must still agree with you about the player who tries to turn the thread into a ‘looking for an account’ one. Maybe if one did not sell his account he would still have one to play and show whatever claimed that he can show… Ofcourse begging for one from literally every alliance/group in universe 1 is also a way to go but certainly not effective for last 1 year 3 months. :unsure:

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    "Fenrir, the giant wolf, could not be constrained by any means known to man, so the dwarves forged a chain, but not from metal. Nothing made by man could constrain Fenrir, so they forged it from the things we cannot see and the things we cannot hear. Like the breath of a fish… the sound a moving cat makes. The roots… of a mountain."


  • I think some stones are better left unturned, won’t do any good to neither you nor me. :squint:


    I must still agree with you about the player who tries to turn the thread into a ‘looking for an account’ one. Maybe if one did not sell his account he would still have one to play and show whatever claimed that he can show… Ofcourse begging for one from literally every alliance/group in universe 1 is also a way to go but certainly not effective for last 1 year 3 months. :unsure:


    The player who tries to turn the thread / some pathetic troll / some unstable mind blah blah.


    Man up lil rya and take the embarrassment like a champ since souch indirect addressing won't help you save face.


    Secondly, your thread is a shit show from the get go, you are a sad scared little kid who is trying to squeeze whatever attention you may get out of the game.


    Finally, I gave my account away because there is more to life than outspending random people on a shit game which we somehow got addicted to. Especially when, I unfortunately happened to pick allies like Geek Patrick who paid $900 for 750b metal when i could get him around 10T.


    I am proud net $0 as far as Ofinances is concerned and will never spend another dime out of my wallet.


    P.S. Whilst building character with metal packs, lil rya was in an alliance called PiD or something, and he was kicked out of the alliance for some stupid stuff that I cannot recall atm.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().

  • You played this game with some of my friends, few years back, in the same alliance and they pretty much liked You :)

    You , also, played against one of my best friends :)

    Hope You will find some nice alliance :flowers:

    MISSY

  • I would offer to have you join RoLUE even though you're so new to the universe, we'd figure out some way to deal with the burden of you more than doubling the points of the alliance, but all of this very genuine and real drama is incredibly concerning. It's like you're some sort of loose cannon that could do anything at any moment. One minute you're friendly, the next you're crashing King Rabbit's whole fleet. Then who will we hide the Trix from? This is very concerning for everyone.

  • The solution to this quandary seems simple to me Rya. You should apply to join Cimbi's alliance. You are both men of action. It seems like a smart match to me.

  • Uncle John, its not about action but the preferred course of action. I satisfied my lust for glory a decade back, whereas their appetite for it is like a sub Saharan kid at mcDonald's.


    They are instant glorifiers who prefer a marshmallow instead of 3 an hour later, I'm the kid who saves the best bite to the last.


    They took the easiest path to glory, whereas I was up for a challenge.


    They are not cool even when they win, I can walk away with a perfect record only having let down by people I surrounded myself with, including you.


    If I had to muppet my way to glory, as in tke the easy route, I wouldn't even need a fleet. I can destroy them alright with a forum account. lol.


    lol @ Sacnho panza's donkey's frenzied calls to get the situation under control. He knows he wouldn't know where the launch button was without someone elses guidance.


    Later on I will elaborate on why this unrest ensued within Muppet alliance. Apparently lil rya got carried away with his recent good run and turned into some sort of tyrant within the alliance despite his 5 foot 4 stature and exhausted some of the easiest going dudes around.


    I assume certain posts don't help his cause either which makes him lose touch with reality as soon as he signs into his game account.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

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  • The solution to this quandary seems simple to me Rya. You should apply to join Cimbi's alliance. You are both men of action. It seems like a smart match to me.



    Thank you for stopping and by and leaving your valuable opinion but no thanks, there are 2 players that a sane mine and proper player would avoid.


    - One is this kid that tries to turn every thread into something about himself? He was in bed with you for quite some time, you exchanged money/accounts, sent him a few dollahs so he could waste all his day by IPM'ing some random coordinates. Now all of a sudden after using you can not throw him in front of someone else's door, won't work.

    - Other one is a cold player who decided to change name's, tell he gave account away but figured a dupe/bug and started increasing for trillions. Thankfully got caught and permabanned the already duped account that was brought to u1, luckily he faded away and is not around anymore. Maybe no face to show? Who knows.


    What would you think about jeb? Seems like you invite and try to acquire literally every player that merged from graveyard and recently bled some players by losing them over idiotic bashing game's and they didn't want to be a part of...

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    "Fenrir, the giant wolf, could not be constrained by any means known to man, so the dwarves forged a chain, but not from metal. Nothing made by man could constrain Fenrir, so they forged it from the things we cannot see and the things we cannot hear. Like the breath of a fish… the sound a moving cat makes. The roots… of a mountain."

  • - One is this kid that tries to turn every thread into something about himself? He was in bed with you for quite some time, you exchanged money/accounts, sent him a few dollahs so he could waste all his day by IPM'ing some random coordinates. Now all of a sudden after using you can not throw him in front of someone else's door, won't work.


    My IPM endeavor was exactly what I had originally returned for. I failed to assemble a team and took an account from emre instead and the rest is history.


    I am extremely proud of my achievements during that period - I caused so much trauma with a 20 mil point account that on a pound for pound basis I delivered the hardest punch in the history of the game. And on top of that, an admin banned me because the rate I fired the nukes at was at such an inhuman level that it had to be a script, and over and above that they altered the nuke firing mechanism to make the process more cumbersome. I literally forced GF to make a change in the game mechanic with a 20 mil account. It was a perfect display of what can be achieved throughsweat, tears and pain.


    5 foot 4 rya, I don't expect anyone else to be on my intelligence level, but I do not have any sympathy for people who live in a coma either.


    If you really think I did it for a couple dollars, I think you need more than a brain MRI because we had a conversation on this exact topic 2 and a half years ago. My endeavour was a revolution against the metal pack era of the game and the result I got was beyond my expectations despite having to go solo.



    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().

  • The solution to this quandary seems simple to me Rya. You should apply to join Cimbi's alliance. You are both men of action. It seems like a smart match to me.



    - Other one is a cold player who decided to change name's, tell he gave account away but figured a dupe/bug and started increasing for trillions. Thankfully got caught and permabanned the already duped account that was brought to u1, luckily he faded away and is not around anymore. Maybe no face to show? Who knows.

    The #freewilly thing was funny for a while...but seriously, you're a moron if you think Orca was Ice.

    For the record, Ice did quit. He gifted the account back to me and it was in my lobby until our team opted to let Calmness from Thuban play the account. I gifted Calmness the account. Calmness had plenty of people vouching for his credibility but unfortunately, you can't control what another player does on the other side of the screen.

    Stop being a dick and defaming Ice.

  • In all seriousness, we knew or I should say were 98% sure it was calmness, because he was doing the same thing in Thuban. Its just funny to rile you guys up. I already had a little buddy over there tell me long before ice even left that he was gone and you had a hard time getting ahold of him. Funny you say quit being a dick when thats kind of Ice's thing.


    Its a little shocking though that you guys were in such denial about what was going on with his account. How did you seriously not see it? Your MO seems to be I dont see shit and blaming whataboutism. I guess it was fitting as half of chimera was built off the backs of duped fleets anyway. Why not dupe the mines. You apparently didn't see the duped mines, just like you were blind to the duped fleets. Wasn't it you that argued that Andy was packing his own account? Blind is kinda your thing eh. You have no problems finding Phils DMs but cheating? Nope you never see it.


    Good luck finding an alliance that can actually tolerate your insufferable attitude Rya.

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  • but seriously, you're a moron if you think Orca was Ice.


    The bitter truth is, hitting a bunch of Assassins who failed to adapt made him so deluded and out of touch with reality that he started to think he was the new Neo who saw things through the Matrix. He fails to display even a basic understanding of stuff going on yet believes this state of delusional stupor generates the absolute truth. Quite sad to be honest.


    I would advise him to get help from a certain healthcare professional who diagnoses online, then again what do I know..

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • I feel wierd admitting this, but I actually kind of liked Ice. He was the enemy no doubt, but there was something about his stand against ALL players who paid money to play the game that I could at least appreciate. I would invite him twice to come join Jeb b4 I gave you a dismissing thought Rya. We are trying to build our alliance after all, not tare it down from the inside out.