Hello Grus!
It's my twisted pleasure to announce our uni's new number 1 ACS. See the end of this post for an even more important announcement. But first:
BUYING DEUT, PM ME
Now that we have the formalities out of the way, the story:
Our dear defender, who apparently thinks his ships are invisible while he's offline, doesn't like to FS. I guess he was hoping his fleet size would save him, which it has many times, as alas, I and many others couldn't solo him. But today his luck, and mine, changed, and the stars narrowly aligned.
I've launched on this guy a few times, and each time, he magically logs in right after launch. I was half-convinced he had a bot, because the coincidences were just too damn weird. Today, I decided to play detective - no FS again, so I sent a test fleet to attack and... nothing, no activity like he usually gets right after launch. So there goes that theory I guess.
While my test fleet was making its way, I was spamming our ally Discord like a desperate ex, but no one was around. So I moved on, found another target who, surprise-surprise, logged in 10 minutes before impact. Disheartened, I decided to check back in on Ezel who seemed to be still sleeping like a baby. So, an hour has now passed and I find myself again begging my ally mates like a kid asking for candy, but still, crickets. Nobody available.
Then, two hours later, my luck changes - Yakini DM's me, he's ready! We launch faster than you can say "boom" - and BOOM, there it is. The biggest DF this uni has ever seen.
Defender came on shortly after and scooped about 2b of metal then vmoded. VFR/GLIRL to you sir and if you decide to grace us with your presence again—FSing ain't rocket science once you get the hang of it.
I dedicate this nn1 ACS to Yakini who is always there when you need him and also to the rest of my alliance, you guys are the best, even if you're occasionally MIA when there are fleets to smash.
Finally, and most importantly, I would like to use this platform for a very important announcement!
Today we had an unwelcome guest in our 3:400 ally system. After being asked politely they have refused to leave, so here’s what happens next. My alliance Fleeters officially declares war on the Turk alliance, and specifically MrAnderson. I hope you don’t need to sleep anytime in the next couple weeks. We are going to send you back to the stone age.
Enough with the pleasantries, here’s the hit you’re all waiting for:
On 14-01-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker President Yakini [FTS]
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Light Fighter 396.821
Heavy Fighter 11.112
Cruiser 91.124
Battleship 5.277
Battlecruiser 90.087
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Attacker Khaos [FTS]
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Light Fighter 81.524
Heavy Fighter 25.620
Cruiser 30.907
Battleship 7.120
Destroyer 1.630
Battlecruiser 47.542
Reaper 951
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Defender EZEL DARK [OLD GUYS]
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Small Cargo 67.224
Large Cargo 36.545
Light Fighter 217.892
Heavy Fighter 25.971
Cruiser 28.271
Battleship 15.803
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 44.750
Espionage Probe 148.425
Bomber 3.485
Destroyer 2.301
Deathstar 2
Battlecruiser 49.997
Reaper 2.186
Pathfinder 16.780
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After the battle ...
Attacker President Yakini [FTS]
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Light Fighter 160.563 ( -236.258 )
Heavy Fighter 5.982 ( -5.130 )
Cruiser 74.914 ( -16.210 )
Battleship 5.116 ( -161 )
Battlecruiser 88.723 ( -1.364 )
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Attacker Khaos [FTS]
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Light Fighter 33.002 ( -48.522 )
Heavy Fighter 13.642 ( -11.978 )
Cruiser 25.341 ( -5.566 )
Battleship 6.885 ( -235 )
Destroyer 1.630 ( -0 )
Battlecruiser 46.870 ( -672 )
Reaper 950 ( -1 )
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Defender EZEL DARK [OLD GUYS]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
172.040.493 metal, 11.732.912 crystal and 24.995.835 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 2.138.684.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 10.301.678.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 3.242.829.053 metal, 2.345.656.465 crystal and 616.970.484 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 1.129.195.000 metal, 889.272.000 crystal and 261.126.000.
The attacker captured a total of 208.769.240 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 1.943.376.546
Crystal: 1.764.310.377
Deuterium: 567.854.319
The attacker(s) made a profit of 4.275.541.242 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -4.064.705.546
Crystal: -3.226.260.877
Deuterium: -925.162.819
The defender(s) lost a total of 8.216.129.242 units.
