First and foremost, it's always a pleasure to fly with you, Cata, Astrall, and Svampbob.
Story time...
After his lengthy winter slumber, Cata reappeared and exclaimed, "Gentlemen, we must capture Reacher before the merge."
The rest of the group said with exaggerated enthusiasm, "Yeah, sure, sounds fun!"
And so began the comically over-the-top planning phase.
--- L O A D I N G ---
When the plan was set, it was time for the grand finale: Execution.
We sent our ships. The group was on a hush-hush mode. Reacher still hadn't surfaced. The suspense was killing us. Then, there it was, just minutes before impact. Dang! Homeworld went ablaze and Reacher repositioned his fleet. Oh well... We decided to regroup and try another time.
Fast forward 5 days. Reacher was offline more than usual. Could his fleet really be there? A quick spy mission confirmed it—31 billion stronger fleet with more resources! We weren't quite ready, so we gathered our forces. The clock was ticking, and updating my old sim results was torture! When everything was in place (even those epic probes), we launched our ships and chilled out. Snacks, games, jokes—you know the drill. Then, just before impact, we focused. BANG! Combat report generating, and then we saw it. Reacher finally down.
No biggie about those last ships, Cata
and Keyser nailed it Me, Cata, and Svampbob got WF back, too.
Thanks for the support, Imba and Darth
Shoutout to DOOM and TOE!
Oh, and how could I forget? Our beloved
cheerleader v1xx (just one system away) belted out his iconic
cheerleader anthem, "P R OBING YOU, OKAY! LOVE YOUR SMACKING,
ALL RIGHT! OH YOU GO GUYS! WOHO!"
Enjoy
On 22-01-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Kiro [DOOM]
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Light Fighter 9.595.786
Heavy Fighter 762.186
Cruiser 1.836.221
Battleship 235.031
Battlecruiser 858.290
Reaper 65.860
Pathfinder 321.442
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Attacker svampbob [TOE]
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Light Fighter 788.308
Heavy Fighter 108.360
Cruiser 172.859
Battleship 339.854
Battlecruiser 791.806
Reaper 26.877
Pathfinder 119.068
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Attacker Astrall [DOOM]
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Espionage Probe 830.000
Pathfinder 122.990
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Attacker CATASTROPHE [WARDOOM]
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Light Fighter 11.714.839
Cruiser 1.276.327
Battleship 325.320
Battlecruiser 6.256.969
Reaper 283.866
Pathfinder 328.465
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Defender Just REACHER [PARAGON]
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Small Cargo 300.585
Large Cargo 1.183.932
Light Fighter 38.645.261
Heavy Fighter 551.318
Cruiser 1.625.576
Battleship 79.097
Colony Ship 9
Recycler 2.737.299
Espionage Probe 2.302.844
Bomber 39.067
Destroyer 56.339
Deathstar 4.111
Battlecruiser 488.294
Reaper 1.449.343
Pathfinder 125.186
Rocket Launcher 95.500
Light Laser 58.412
Gauss Cannon 986
Ion Cannon 3.483
Plasma Turret 6.542
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After the battle ...
Attacker Kiro [DOOM]
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Light Fighter 3.512.514 ( -6.083.272 )
Heavy Fighter 397.476 ( -364.710 )
Cruiser 1.335.548 ( -500.673 )
Battleship 192.794 ( -42.237 )
Battlecruiser 808.568 ( -49.722 )
Reaper 63.446 ( -2.414 )
Pathfinder 217.977 ( -103.465 )
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Attacker svampbob [TOE]
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Light Fighter 262.144 ( -526.164 )
Heavy Fighter 55.491 ( -52.869 )
Cruiser 117.095 ( -55.764 )
Battleship 274.743 ( -65.111 )
Battlecruiser 668.552 ( -123.254 )
Reaper 25.731 ( -1.146 )
Pathfinder 78.658 ( -40.410 )
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Attacker Astrall [DOOM]
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Espionage Probe 59.751 ( -770.249 )
Pathfinder 80.544 ( -42.446 )
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Attacker CATASTROPHE [WARDOOM]
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Light Fighter 4.331.626 ( -7.383.213 )
Cruiser 914.616 ( -361.711 )
Battleship 268.297 ( -57.023 )
Battlecruiser 5.908.474 ( -348.495 )
Reaper 273.533 ( -10.333 )
Pathfinder 224.168 ( -104.297 )
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Defender Just REACHER [PARAGON]
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Small Cargo 0 ( -300.585 )
Large Cargo 0 ( -1.183.932 )
Light Fighter 0 ( -38.645.261 )
Heavy Fighter 0 ( -551.318 )
Cruiser 0 ( -1.625.576 )
Battleship 0 ( -79.097 )
Colony Ship 0 ( -9 )
Recycler 0 ( -2.737.299 )
Espionage Probe 0 ( -2.302.844 )
Bomber 0 ( -39.067 )
Destroyer 3 ( -56.336 )
Deathstar 4.111 ( -0 )
Battlecruiser 3 ( -488.291 )
Reaper 594 ( -1.448.749 )
Pathfinder 0 ( -125.186 )
Rocket Launcher 0 ( -95.500 )
Light Laser 0 ( -58.412 )
Gauss Cannon 0 ( -986 )
Ion Cannon 0 ( -3.483 )
Plasma Turret 0 ( -6.542 )
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The battle ends in a draw.
The attacker lost a total of 152.962.260.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 567.931.859.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 208.111.847.783 metal, 115.879.159.097 crystal and 29.317.834.127 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 88.647.604.000 metal, 48.343.559.000 crystal and 12.576.264.000.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 118.718.792.783
Crystal: 64.571.119.097
Deuterium: 17.056.669.127
The attacker(s) made a profit of 200.346.581.007 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -242.670.474.783
Crystal: -134.628.975.097
Deuterium: -34.538.078.627
The defender(s) lost a total of 411.837.528.507 units.