He fell asleep with his phone in his hands. I was first to the scene. 
Good luck in real life, Kmica!
On 22-02-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Vanquishes Boyfriend [FTS]
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Light Fighter 693.288
Battleship 98.643
Battlecruiser 386.346
Reaper 82.547
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Defender Consul Kmica [Blk]
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Large Cargo 24.618
Light Fighter 604.189
Heavy Fighter 70.729
Cruiser 30.264
Battleship 65.048
Recycler 97.547
Espionage Probe 867.463
Bomber 10.214
Destroyer 5.469
Deathstar 26
Battlecruiser 132.581
Reaper 4.731
Pathfinder 30.787
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After the battle ...
Attacker Vanquishes Boyfriend [FTS]
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Light Fighter 211.129 ( -482.159 )
Battleship 94.277 ( -4.366 )
Battlecruiser 377.490 ( -8.856 )
Reaper 82.237 ( -310 )
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Defender Consul Kmica [Blk]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
0 metal, 9.000 crystal and 5.836 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 2.992.956.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 25.666.934.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 6.486.910.336 metal, 5.061.036.031 crystal and 1.342.851.134 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 3.180.961.000 metal, 2.411.138.000 crystal and 725.192.000.
The attacker captured a total of 14.836 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 4.551.933.336
Crystal: 4.142.106.031
Deuterium: 1.203.816.970
The attacker(s) made a profit of 9.897.856.337 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -8.582.090.836
Crystal: -7.357.025.531
Deuterium: -1.971.393.970
The defender(s) lost a total of 17.910.510.337 units.
