[TOT: 106.639.002.000] Weird Al [STREET] & King Rabbit [STREET] vs. GKP [ASSASSIN] (A: 187.592.000, D: 106.451.410.000)

  • Patricia.. you know it’s bad when I’m on the positive side against you..


    Big shoutout to aLcoL1qmatador on his watchful eyes, and Rabbit for his unrelenting adorableness and ability to hop surprisingly high and kill anything that moves. Thanks for letting my lazy ass tag along xD


    We had hoped we’d be hitting his main, but sumbitch dun Houdini’d it. Still, we didn’t leave empty handed. Speedy clicking, Pat!

    Dedicated to those of us still hanging around.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 06-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 29.500.000

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    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

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    Cruiser 200.000.000

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    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Large Cargo 5.000.000

    Colony Ship 5

    Recycler 10.005

    Espionage Probe 10.000

    Deathstar 1

    Battlecruiser 500.000

    Pathfinder 100.000

    Rocket Launcher 500

    Plasma Turret 5.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 29.499.778 ( -222 )

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    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

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    Cruiser 199.994.182 ( -5.818 )

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    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    26.315.230.886 metal, 3.161.205.567 crystal and 18.473.518.004 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 187.592.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 106.451.410.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 13.808.436.000 metal and 15.487.120.800 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 22.495.840.000 metal, 25.269.838.000 crystal and 4.077.686.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 47.949.954.457 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 40.000.646.886

    Crystal: 18.598.720.367

    Deuterium: 18.458.552.004

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 77.057.919.257 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -49.975.550.886

    Crystal: -29.715.557.567

    Deuterium: -22.866.892.004

    The defender(s) lost a total of 102.558.000.457 units.



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    Weird Al
    Former U29/U44
    Current U1

  • Jesus, poor GKP.
    Well, he will be after he spends his wallet on rips again :p
    love to see it, nice one fellas.
    FR GKP, ya always bounce back just to fall like an anvil, i respect it.

  • I congratulate my alliance friends. Thank you very much for trusting me. They quickly organized themselves upon my word.


    There were some unusual circumstances in this war that did not go unnoticed.


    We will forward this situation to the necessary authorities.

  • I almost feel sorry for him, almost


    It's a dire warning of hopelessness when people stop having a giggle at your expense. It's uncharted territory.


    Imagine being a one hit wonder where the intel had to be fed to you by this sad chump on the usual end of this hit. sucks to be the top jebass account holder. Actually, sucks to have even the slightest link to this horde of inept, incompetent confused somethings.


    It's hard to find the appropriate superlatives for this bunch. You would call them "something", but then that would be quite an insult to "something" people everywhere.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • just by reading the posts from Jay and Cimbi, you know Pat smashed them countless times haha


    FR Pat, tis only a scratch.

    Nice profits attackers, well played.

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  • just by reading the posts from Jay and Cimbi, you know Pat smashed them countless times haha

    :censored:

    by Neotinea

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited once, last by Neotinea ().

  • Pleasure to fly with you Al and actually hit something for the first time (I think)


    congrats on the great watching aLcoL1qmatador great intel and information.


    Pat I think I make that 6.5T of your 7.5T total losses done with me on the right side of a CR. Guess there can only be one “King” after all. GLOTR again

  • just by reading the posts from Jay and Cimbi, you know Pat smashed them countless times haha


    FR Pat, tis only a scratch.

    Nice profits attackers, well played.

    It was only that 1 largish ribbing actually. Miss you!


    When did you add your gender pronouns to your profile pick? :hi:


    This dude didnt spend 100K on this game. Really? Someone show me the math I'm slow.

  • just by reading the posts from Jay and Cimbi, you know Pat smashed them countless times haha


    :censored:

    Tell us all how this makes you any different, better or beyond the exact similar to what everyone jumped on Kevlar for recently?

    You know why you said what you did there and on its face alone you should be ashamed of yourself.


    Sorry to see you hit again Pat and wish you a speedy rebuild.

    Al and Rabbit sorry for bringing bs to your hit but somethings just can't go unsaid - well done.

    Edited once, last by Neotinea ().

  • Tell us all how this makes you any different, better or beyond the exact similar to what everyone jumped on Kevlar for recently?

    You know why you said what you did there and on its face alone you should be ashamed of yourself.


    Mealy-mouthed retconning of how you have actually conducted yourself over the past couple years is predictable but will not stand. As things stand, you are the one riding your high horse like a galactic priest at the blind alleys of discord, you are the one who made sure everybody knew your past ally mates were raving cheaters, and it was me who held the ground claiming one shouldn't talk about long time mates like that.


    Above all, I don't see what's the big deal here? It's just a hypothetical scenario where someone close enough finds out that you or anyone else has spent $100k on a browser game and still manage to become a laughing stock ? they would probably take your credit car away or lock you up in an addiction centre.


    Get off your high horse bud. You act like the miracle bishop who make people rise from wheelchairs and join the Olympics 100m sprint. But in reality, people are sick of your clap trap.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited 3 times, last by cimbi31 ().

  • Yet here you are mealy mouthing on someone elses thread too without apology. The big deal is not the 100k statement and you know that but your moral highground has receeded so low that not even with the power of Christ and my newly ordained Bishopship can I raise you off of yours. People sick of my clap trap? Out them, cite your sources in public.

  • People sick of my clap trap? Out them, cite your sources in public.


    One source is an ex Chimera player who you keep harassing for no obvious reason. In one souch conversation, you attempt to mock him for being a scrub if it were not for the metal packs or pushing. Really, is there anyone else left in the universe who you haven't accused of cheating yet?


    Of course, the irony in your futile preaching attempt in this thread given the aforementioned conversation is, Geek Patrick still managed to end up being a scrub despite the $100k investment.


    And i will never tire of calling Geek P for this massive failure or ever feel guilt for doing so. And threads like these are the perfect outlet to do that. LOL.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • Good company you keep. There's one. Well done on the presentation. Keep harassing a player that's restricted, try again. You're a clown, the entire uni knows it and even those further afield. Log into one of your multis, lira it to high hell and come at me. You won't, you're worthless. Enjoy the misery of being a nobody with the company you keep.

  • Good company you keep. There's one. Well done on the presentation. Keep harassing a player that's restricted, try again. You're a clown, the entire uni knows it and even those further afield. Log into one of your multis, lira it to high hell and come at me. You won't, you're worthless. Enjoy the misery of being a nobody with the company you keep.


    The universe can believe most anything. I just don't care. The truth lies between the lines within my posts, and you would do well to read them to gain some wisdom. And when you gain wisdom, you will realize that what's worthless, a clown show is actually the game itself and the manner it is run as a business. And the clowns are the people who impulsively throw thousands at it to max out numbers on a glorified excel sheet.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.