The Bitcoin Crash – The Fall of Fubmake
Fubmake was just a random civilian… or so it seemed. By pure luck, he stumbled upon Bitcoin very early—before the hype, before the headlines. He decided to throw a few credits into it, just in case.
Months went by.
His planets were under constant attacks from the fearsome Primaris team. Fubmake, being a bit lazy, had let tons of resources pile up and barely touched his defenses. Primaris came regularly, cleaning house like it was their daily workout.
Then one day… Fubmake remembered that little investment in virtual currency. To his surprise, it had skyrocketed—he was rich, ridiculously rich!
He quickly sold off a good chunk of his Bitcoins and maxed out his intergalactic credit cards. With the newfound wealth, he built an enormous fleet, flashy and intimidating—meant to deter his enemies.
Unfortunately… it had the opposite effect.
A massive fleet? That’s just a juicy target. For Primaris, it became a mission, a challenge, a chance for glory.
With the help of their brilliant engineers and notorious cyber-pirates, they pulled off the unthinkable:
They crashed the value of Bitcoin.
In seconds, Fubmake was utterly ruined.
(See HOF – Part 1: Universe Top 1 ACS hit for reference: [TOT: 715.587.523.000] Vhagar & R3SPAWN & Jleo & Breizh Punish3R vs. Fubmake (A: 222.640.982.000, D: 492.946.541.000))
But what he didn’t expect was the double Kisskool effect…
After the crash came the reckoning. The tax inspectors from Team Primaris—Breizh Punish3R and Wolfeen—arrived a few seconds later to confiscate what little remained of his empire.
All Fubmake had left… were his tears.
Since that day, he quit galactic trading, sold off all his crypto shares, and set off to live a very different life…
To be continued ....
Thanks to all Friends / Players who were involved in any way in that Hit 
On 15-04-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Breizh Punish3R [Primaris]
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Small Cargo 473.839
Light Fighter 4.365.010
Heavy Fighter 668.027
Battleship 351.704
Bomber 72.075
Destroyer 112.764
Battlecruiser 1.038.972
Reaper 78.702
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Attacker Wolfeen [Primaris]
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Light Fighter 611.330
Heavy Fighter 163.939
Cruiser 100.106
Battleship 69.129
Bomber 25.970
Destroyer 22.575
Battlecruiser 122.159
Reaper 10.234
Pathfinder 47.198
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Defender Fubmake [Cicada]
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Cruiser 28
Battleship 17
Destroyer 13.868
Deathstar 2.000
Battlecruiser 5.009
Reaper 197.248
Pathfinder 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Breizh Punish3R [Primaris]
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Small Cargo 449.617 ( -24.222 )
Light Fighter 4.143.036 ( -221.974 )
Heavy Fighter 634.197 ( -33.830 )
Battleship 340.130 ( -11.574 )
Bomber 70.382 ( -1.693 )
Destroyer 110.047 ( -2.717 )
Battlecruiser 1.014.111 ( -24.861 )
Reaper 76.810 ( -1.892 )
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Attacker Wolfeen [Primaris]
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Light Fighter 580.151 ( -31.179 )
Heavy Fighter 155.570 ( -8.369 )
Cruiser 95.208 ( -4.898 )
Battleship 66.739 ( -2.390 )
Bomber 25.355 ( -615 )
Destroyer 22.081 ( -494 )
Battlecruiser 118.147 ( -4.012 )
Reaper 9.986 ( -248 )
Pathfinder 44.734 ( -2.464 )
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Defender Fubmake [Cicada]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
2.945.761.076 metal, 2.945.761.077 crystal and 2.945.761.077 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 5.993.456.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 53.720.808.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 14.672.791.486 metal, 10.435.035.514 crystal and 3.235.368.005 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 7.353.580.000 metal, 5.231.789.000 crystal and 1.650.444.000.
The attacker captured a total of 8.837.283.230 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 14.455.253.562
Crystal: 11.138.827.591
Deuterium: 5.592.941.082
The attacker(s) made a profit of 31.187.022.235 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -22.558.204.562
Crystal: -16.899.456.091
Deuterium: -7.350.680.582
The defender(s) lost a total of 46.808.341.235 units.
