[TOT: 90.405.374.000] Rya [STREET] vs. Rabbi Mo [JeB] (A: 13.808.089.000, D: 76.597.285.000) TP: {395.680.541.103}

Hello dear u1,

Today, the prey is from jebass alliance and someone who haven't abandoned the vessel recently so tag is accurate...

I have been locating Mars' fleet for the last 72 hours. I knew he would make a mistake as he is cocky and has the legendary #1 fleeter in the midst of his systems, who wouldn't be relieved with that player trained by the great Assassin's sitting next to you with a potential 68T fleet!!

He actually made it really messy as he had 17 cargo fleets, all with 18-21b resources and 9b fleet -with the exception of this main attack on 7k+ rips-. I launched all 17 attacks within 3 minutes but didn't want to waste another 3 minutes for recyclers nor follow-up's.

Sent the recyclers after attacks succeded and noticed him logged in and trying to collect the DF's -which was not much but I didn't want to give it to him- so I launched another 10 attacks as follow-up's, just so he tries to defend and move moon's remaining resources and leave the DF's to me. I expected him to call for help as legendary fleeter was online and around with all fleets sitting but at the end, I think either because I broke his soul or his keyboard got malfunctioning because of the liquid flow (tears) towards it he gave up and left me to hit moons as well and get almost all of the DF. He only collected like 2-3 billion DF in total?

219757 cruisers are back as attackers' WF and put into the summary & thread name.

- So sad that probably astrophysics level 32 dreams have failed. Expect him to start collecting all over again and I even left some like 45-50b resources to have a headstart.

- To date, I don't know any other cargoslap that was more profitable in u1 than this one -with being this small damage and not a top10 but please feel free to correct me, I am a newbie fleeter in this sharkpool.

- I know there is another perfect fleeter in the universe who enjoys calculating the 'consumpted doot' so I'll help him out; this costed 2b doot in total for recyclers and all of the waves. You can subtract it from the profits on summary if you'd like.

- I need more levels in computer technology...

Mars, wish you a fast recovery and be back on track please. You are a good potential hit & profits that it'd be a waste if your soul is really broken...

Quote from King Rabbit

Amazing hit Rya! Massive profit!

Mars spent days and days nuking the one moon when I was on your account, this makes it so much sweeter. Congrats on the massive profit. I suspect it’s the moon that you launched from too!

Enjoy that profit

Ah yea. He also is such a mastermind genius that could organize 10 JeB members to IPM the very specific moon for 12 hours straight. Towards the end I re-insta’ed 99.999 plasmas and that must have made him very sad. It was such a great and efficient plan and definitely hurts me a lot since I classify myself as a defensive player, not a fleeter.

Also the very specific moon was named ‘Poor Thorshammer’ by you due to him constantly being crashed and bashed to nothing but yesterday I had to change it to ‘Poor Mars’ so that this notorious JeB mastermind can see himself when probing.

Also I invite the scary and aggressive JeB alliance for another IPM party and I can even build more defense if it’ll make them feel stronger and happier? Just say the word.

Quote from Cathedral

Karma can't post here, but she wanted to say:

"Task reward message +1"
-IFYKYK

And nice profit? Pfftt...that's amazing profit. Kudos.

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Too bad he has been ignored since 1.5 years ago ingame and I can not receive anymore funny crap but now that you reminded me I kinda sorta started to miss it.

Also I never noticed that Mars is such a delight that almost more than half of the universe, even a few JeB related players messaged me ingame and thanked for crashing him because they know how it made him feel and that he deserves even worse. Not a huge surprise though since I’d myself would not be happier if I top10’ed another player instead of this hit.