Hello Keid!
MC is too busy crashing fleets to entertain you people so you’re stuck with me to run you through this glorious hit. But first, the formalities - Michael Corleone is buying deut, PM him in-game. Go sell him loads of it to support masterpieces like this!
It all began when our lovely defender decided it would be funny to invade our ally system even though he could barely solo anyone in it. After asking very politely if Diesel would leave he flatly refused. He then told me the slot was “for sale” and I should “make an offer.” What that means under the new pulling rule (or any rule, really) is anyone’s guess 
I explained to Diesel that there would be severe consequences, but he didn’t take it very seriously. I bet he takes FTS real serious now.
So we left the ally system to try find somewhere more private. To Diesel/Kikki’s credit they found us almost immediately and managed to invade again. Anyway, Diesel was no doubt tickled by all this and was probably giggling his head off at the majestic power of his colony ships whilst having absolutely no idea he was going to be recycled by us within 24 hours. Diesel and Kikki started mocking FTS - and me personally - by changing their planet names to things like “FTS Hive Invader” and “Khaos”. Ha ha ha! Diesel should stick to comedy as he doesn't seem cut out for this whole fleeting thing 
After this hit, I have decided to stoop to their petty level with my own planet name, in 3:222, the system Diesel first invaded and remains to this day. I have called the planet “DIESEL NOFLEET”. As for the hit itself, without getting into too much detail and spilling MC’s secret sauce, this hit wasn’t some basic spy and fly, it simply turns out that Diesel’s predictable gameplay made him light work for the GOAT Michael Corleone
Thanks Michael Corleone for making this hit and allowing me to share it with the world 
Dedi to Team FTS!
And without further ado...
On 08-06-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Michael Corleone [FTS]
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Cruiser 10.000
Battleship 1.452
Battlecruiser 24.988
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Defender Diesel [Keids]
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Small Cargo 10.673
Large Cargo 19.450
Light Fighter 2.474
Heavy Fighter 1.845
Cruiser 1.946
Battleship 5.115
Recycler 12.146
Espionage Probe 4.991
Bomber 391
Destroyer 427
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 3.021
Reaper 305
Pathfinder 1.351
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After the battle ...
Attacker Michael Corleone [FTS]
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Cruiser 5.869 ( -4.131 )
Battleship 1.291 ( -161 )
Battlecruiser 23.255 ( -1.733 )
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Defender Diesel [Keids]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
15.872.939 metal, 15.872.941 crystal and 6.770.840 deuterium
208.789.765 metal, 64.081.125 crystal and 1.692.710 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 276.764.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.337.422.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 693.184.800 metal, 487.816.800 crystal and 110.347.200 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 64.635.000 metal, 44.904.000 crystal and 9.204.000.
The attacker captured a total of 313.080.320 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 775.992.504
Crystal: 467.118.866
Deuterium: 84.553.750
The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.327.665.120 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -884.653.704
Crystal: -544.169.066
Deuterium: -102.936.550
The defender(s) lost a total of 1.531.759.320 units.
hahaha
