[TOT: 49.215.565.000] Weird Al [STREET] vs. CaptainBeowulf [Viper] (A: 9.436.445.000, D: 39.779.120.000)

  • Welp, been nearly one week exactly since L42 caught me napping. Time for a little comeback hit.

    Beowulf is one of my occasional customers, wish you a speedy recovery mate. FR to both of us.



    This hit goes out to anyone who has reached out or offered support/condolences to me following my spanking. Love you guys ❤️ and a special shoutout to my o-momma, Slevs, whom (much like a mother and her child), looks after me, yells at me when I mess up and ignore her instruction, has a seizure when I forget to take out the trash (FS), and grounds me and sends me to my room (vmode). #loveyoumom


    Regards,

    Al


    On 22-06-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 5.000.000

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    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

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    Small Cargo 100.000

    Large Cargo 100.600

    Light Fighter 5.000

    Heavy Fighter 4.000

    Cruiser 3.000

    Battleship 100

    Recycler 100

    Bomber 100

    Destroyer 1.000

    Deathstar 3.730

    Battlecruiser 2.000

    Rocket Launcher 50.000

    Light Laser 15.000

    Heavy Laser 2.000

    Gauss Cannon 2.000

    Ion Cannon 3.000

    Plasma Turret 1.300

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 4.888.983 ( -111.017 )

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    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    3.079.486.992 metal, 262.332.933 crystal and 1.786.725.250 deuterium

    1.539.743.496 metal, 131.166.466 crystal and 893.362.625 deuterium

    769.871.748 metal, 65.583.233 crystal and 446.681.312 deuterium

    384.935.874 metal, 32.791.617 crystal and 223.340.656 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 9.436.445.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 9.533.807.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 39.779.120.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 40.374.668.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 6.904.083.000 metal and 6.102.264.000 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 7.298.266.000 metal, 5.895.646.000 crystal and 1.402.550.000.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 7.549.800 metal and 14.131.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 9.616.022.202 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 9.329.994.910

    Crystal: 2.120.484.749

    Deuterium: 1.659.763.843

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 13.110.243.502 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -18.779.770.610

    Crystal: -10.779.329.749

    Deuterium: -5.835.127.843

    The defender(s) lost a total of 35.394.228.202 units.



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    Weird Al
    Former U29/U44
    Current U1

  • Welcome back booty, i-i-i mean buddy :biggrin:


    Very nice recovery hit already. Nice little DS amount there to catch, shame we don't have deut into DF too :squint:


    FR Def

  • It’s time to grow up. Reinvent. Carve out a role that’s uniquely yours. tight, efficient, resilient.. whatever.


    Playing at being one of the big boys, throwing resources at fleeting delusions, and getting sent to your room by your mom is arrested development. You’re not rising from the ashes, you're doing laps in them.


    Accept that you're not that guy. And that’s fine. Not everyone needs to swing the biggest fleet to matter or be the coolest kid on the street. Your new alliance doesn't even need your firepower. Stop making stupid decisions to impress them. Frankly, you should have never left your original alliance. You shouldn't have sold out Coffy for your own safety. You can't gain respect as a kid sitting at adult table at their mercy.


    Also, don’t buy into their empty praise about your “resilience” or whatever. Deep down, they just see you as someone who doesn’t belong in their top-tier fleeter circle.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • Must you always act like a complete and utter jerk?

    It's not hard just to write "nice hit" , or something that's not the waffle you just posted here

  • Must you always act like a complete and utter jerk?

    It's not hard just to write "nice hit" , or something that's not the waffle you just posted here


    My post isn't waffle. It's pattern sensing beyond what is spoken and the ability to see the trajectory of things before everyone else.


    My posts are constructed with a strong external map of coherence and logic. It's a real shame that internal - external clarity becomes a liability in a distorted world.


    I am a Hi - fi signal processor born into a low resolution intellectual environment. I am never meant to fit.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited 5 times, last by cimbi31 ().

  • The thing I think I was saddest about when you were hit was the thought there would be no more spoiler pictures.


    Good to see you smashing again mate. Despite what the Turkish 'profit' says, we love you having a fleet.


    Fr Beo.

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • Slevs as an angry O -momma

    Did he send those flying shoes at you ? :D

    cuz that's what most mommas do :P


    That being said just like a good boi you are gonna rebuild fast

    Keep up the good work alec ^^


    UNI 40 >>> Top 10s >> Many :D
    Uni Mizar >>> Top 10s >> 6
    Uni Nekkar >>> Top 10s >> 14
    Uni Vega >>> Top 10s >> 6
    Uni 1 >>>> Top 10s >> 2

    Advanced hits never counted
    HOFS 1000 + :D So i stopped counting
    Over All Top 10s >>> 60+



  • Sometimes when I make rounds at the State Mental Hospital, its best to let the patients spout off their nonsense before bringing them back to reality. The movie "shutter island" comes to mind.


    Al, great hit. You're rebuild won't take long and with all of street constantly all over your ass, hopefully you wont be able to sleep now xD

  • Shutter island was about you

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.