ACS Top 04 - [TOT: 853.787.232.000] GKP [Assassins] & Lord42 [JEB] vs. Moloch & cul-de-sac [STREET] (A: 851.200.018.000, D: 2.587.214.000)

  • Well hello Universe One. Welcome to the first of 6 new ACS top Tens all created within 2 seconds of each other. There is a long, and winding story but none of you want to listen to Rya so I am here to help ease that pain for you.

    Muppets chat has never been so alive as when slevs is being denied a nailed on 100bn plus profit hit, and his royal turkliness RyaRAINes is taking the limelight that he so thoroughly doesn't deserve.

    All the story I will say is I am the first domino, that made all this possible with just a single DM.

    Moloch now has more winning active top tens that Assassins. Funny that isn't it.

    On 18-07-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Recycler 1

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    Attacker Lord42 [JeB]

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    Large Cargo 100.000

    Battlecruiser 10.000.000

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    Defender Moloch [EiS]

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    Large Cargo 2.093.383

    Colony Ship 8

    Recycler 131

    Espionage Probe 1

    Deathstar 33

    Pathfinder 8

    Rocket Launcher 1.619.941

    Light Laser 1.219.586

    Heavy Laser 61.301

    Gauss Cannon 100.000

    Ion Cannon 274.208

    Plasma Turret 112.836

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    Defender cul-de-sac [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 100.000.000

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Destroyed!

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    Attacker Lord42 [JeB]

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    Destroyed!

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    Defender Moloch [EiS]

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    Large Cargo 1.943.892 ( -149.491 )

    Colony Ship 8 ( -0 )

    Recycler 122 ( -9 )

    Espionage Probe 1 ( -0 )

    Deathstar 33 ( -0 )

    Pathfinder 7 ( -1 )

    Rocket Launcher 1.462.537 ( -157.404 )

    Light Laser 1.101.127 ( -118.459 )

    Heavy Laser 55.267 ( -6.034 )

    Gauss Cannon 99.705 ( -295 )

    Ion Cannon 253.191 ( -21.017 )

    Plasma Turret 112.831 ( -5 )

    Small Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

    Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

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    Defender cul-de-sac [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 99.999.842 ( -158 )

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    The defender has won the battle!


    The attacker lost a total of 851.200.018.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 2.587.214.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 82.852.692.992 metal and 110.333.118.107 crystal.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The defender(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: -300.600.010.000

    Crystal: -400.600.006.000

    Deuterium: -150.000.002.000

    The attacker(s) lost a total of 851.200.018.000 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: 81.310.973.492

    Crystal: 109.290.759.607

    Deuterium: -3.136.000

    The defender(s) made a profit of 190.598.597.099 units.



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    #FreeArcane

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    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




    Edited 2 times, last by -Arcane- ().

  • My side of the story:


    Rya had been nagging that he wants more active players with him as the uni was getting boring all alone. After trying several times to set a return date and failing (life with 2 children, 1 of them almost 2 months old, is not easy it seems), I set a final return date and thought whatever happens happens. I owe it to Rya, Muppets/Street, and FGR and co to come back to this game.


    After 1-2 days, I, along with a friend and a tip received from another friend, started watching Moloch. Good target, guaranteed profits. I started the mission and everything went to plan. Of course the ever opportunist GKP (fair game, I would've attempted the same) tried to steal the hit by sending waves on attack.


    Initially I wanted to hit Moloch. Rya wanted to do something bigger. I was against it, as it required:

    1- Cooperation from Moloch (you never know with miners, he might say screw both teams)

    2- Trust from/to Moloch (you never know, he could've been talking to assassins and co prior to us)

    3- Assassins and L42 actually falling for the bait. I never thought they would, I thought "of course they're smarter than this, come on Rya ffs stop this fantasy scenario". <-- Spoiler alert, they weren't.

    4- My kids had an appointment for a vaccine shot at the Dr's office exactly at the time of the hit. Thankfully all went well but I'm definitely not winning father of the year.


    After a few back and forth and some, ahem, insults, I agreed to Rya's plan. We contacted Moloch with our offer and he gladly accepted.

    I MDed the new moon, Rya sent the defend, and from then on it was about hoping Assassins/L42 would slow down their attacks. Thankfully they did and a lot of profit was made ~ 1.1 Trillion if I'm not mistaken.


    I want to thank Rya, STREET (especially those 1-2 people who helped with watching), and FGR (old habits) for this hit.

    I also want to thank Assassins/L42 for taking part. It takes balls to launch such fleets, even if the risk of a ninja is present. No risk no reward. Unfortunately this time it didn't work out for you guys. FR to L42

    Top 10s - 8

  • madness. profound madness. risking 5T fleet for a measly 50b profit is absolute stupidity. Not that hard to figure out who L42 planned this with.


    A friend of mine told me about this yesterday morning. my initial reaction was this:



    these guys are really lucky to have the geek patsy and gullible lord as their arch nemesis. lol.


    P.S. I could have warned L42 about possible trap. but he doesn't deserve it.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

  • Well well well, I like the way you stole my api codes and posted before I am available just to spare the universe from my long posts but regardless one is incoming... :rolleyes2:


    It all started with Slevin returning from long abstinence hungry for booty. He wanted something and he noticed Moloch who has been hit by half of the universe already until now and dirty fleetsaves obviously for long time.

    Moon went down and revealed dirty fleetsaves all over but the big booty was 1 weeks due, lol. Then GKP stepped in. I must confess, I was shocked to see he is capable of something other than getting top10'ed or ninja'ed -this is spoiler alert, he actually leveled up and got his fleeter ninja'ed by avoiding risks of sending his fleet for one wave, lol-.

    1 week is crazy but knowing Moloch and his behaviour at previous moonpop from 2 years ago where I locked again with 6 wave of rips, I knew he would recall. Then we had to make sure we are the first one's locking after recalling. We were.

    GKP then locked again which meant nothing but trying to bug the hit and some luck on messed up ogame mechanics...


    Moloch got a new moon and it had to go down as we were sure he'd be contacted by jebass, not that they are friendly but to deny us the profits or intervene and claim it for themselves. Slevin was so active and effective in last 48 hours as he popped the new moon again to see no defense was in its' way. Then after seeing Lord42 adding 10m bc to each of the 6 waves (which was meaningless as 2 waves would grab 93% of the resources due to Moloch being 75% raid target for everyone -unless they wanted to let us profit more ofcourse!) I noticed it was a golden opportunity, an opportunity to take out Lord42's substantial amount of strong BC's.

    Moloch needed to have a new moon for this but he was offline, lol. Then logged in while it was 5.5 hours and probably messaged around cuz he got moonshotted from some random player. Then we messaged and asked for cooperation and if he was interested on saving his res & fleet. He ignored messages for almost 3-4 hours straight. Regardless we decided it was best to send the 100% MD mission to his moon a couple seconds prior to 0 second lock's on the hit.

    Moloch at first agreed on but couldn't succeed on providing screenshots as I had to know he wouldnt be defending the moonpop and get me killed on his moon while expecting to be redirected to planet for defend with those 100m BC. :unsure:

    I was just about to recall the defend and decide to keep on with 200b+ profits for us but then when it was 1h07 minutes to the hit he said 'yes I am interested' and said he will send screenshots. I sent buddy request and defend immediately but due to late response only BC's could barely reach!


    Then jebass started slowing down and they also locked on 0 seconds -which made no sense at all-, major problem from that time on was for me to recall the 6x111k rip waves that I had going on in order to not ninja myself as welll. :oops:


    8 seconds to go I went into fleet screen and recalled 6 waves. Either unnoticed or noticed but it was too late to do anything for attackers.



    I must confess Lord42 took the hits like a real champ and was so mature about it. I am certain he would never make these type of risky, stupid stuff if he was on his own but he has an accomplice, someone which is great opportunity for us to land literally every type of hit, top10, ninja and have all the fun we can; GKP! :w00t:



    Great King Pat I am sincere on my offer and it still stands. You let us 1.1T easy profits and without you, it'd be impossible so you have earned it. Say the word and I'll ticket in and ask permission to share some with you. only with the condition you rename yourself as Graveyard King Pat considering the latest events. :tongue3:


    Lord42 GLOTR, it's nothing but peanuts for you but a mistake that shouldn't have been kept on unless you were insystem as well and could force MD yoursel again. Also I know who got your 115b DF and if he hasn't contacted you about ticketing in and sending back as soon as you are back from vmode, I can share you the name and you get to know how he only clowns around for your support but doesn't care of your recovery & resources. :wink3:

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    "Fenrir, the giant wolf, could not be constrained by any means known to man, so the dwarves forged a chain, but not from metal. Nothing made by man could constrain Fenrir, so they forged it from the things we cannot see and the things we cannot hear. Like the breath of a fish… the sound a moving cat makes. The roots… of a mountain."

  • Big failure from l42, shouldn't let being trapped into desire of hitting something that wasn't worth that risk,plus risking that x5 more than it was needed.

    Rya, applause, masterclass.


    FR L42,

    Gg everyone.

    Lurking from the shadows

  • The Jebass alliance has been a very profitable venture... for Muppets/Street/Fraggle rock.


    Lord42, I don't know how much more evidence you need. Cut the dead weight, or wind up like the rest.

  • Expertely done guys. Cant say i rememeber any other time where 6 Top 10s were done in the space of a second.


    Excellent work. judging by the length of time some of them ACS have stood they will be there for quite a while to, forever embedded in the history of U1.


    Congrats guys. I know a lot of work went into this and you pulled it of text book.


    Lord42. Drop in the ocean for you, but im sure your pride took a hit none the less. GLOTR

  • Now I have an understanding how Pickett must have felt. It's a good trap. That's 60,600,000 dead tentacles. Congratulations to all involved on your victory. One of the disturbing things about tentacles is that they can regenerate themselves with disturbing speed. Each generation evolves beyond the last.


    I have indeed learned a lesson from all of this and will be a more menacing adversary for it in the future. For the moment however, I am going to take some time to enjoy remembering what it is to be a human that is free rather than a tentacle eternally bound to ogame timers.


    As the tentacles now enter their wounded Slar phase, there are only 2 things I know for certain. 1. I will return and the tentacles will grow. 2. When I return, you all will only be able to look on in horror (or pornographic delight) As the next generation of tentacles is birthed deep within the dark fleshy depths Moloch's most private places

  • #tentacleHub

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • When I return, you all will only be able to look on in horror (or pornographic delight) As the next generation of tentacles is birthed deep within the dark fleshy depths Moloch's most private places


    And you know that this only means you will be dismantled bit by bit, torn apart by a pound of flesh at a time, or 10 million tentacles in your case, right?


    The manner in which you and your jinxed voodoo banshee underestimated your opponents and the possibility that you may have not even been present at the time of impact (failure to spot ryaturd recalling rips) means something is seriously wanting at your end.

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.

    Edited once, last by cimbi31 ().

  • Arcane, I thank you for trying (and failing) to spare us the great walls of text.


    Finally a hit (or 6) that is more than a spy and fly, and a moon pop ninja at that, amazing to see.

    And this time I think the walls of text do it justice since there was an actual story to tell, well played and monster profits.


    Nice to get something different on the ACS top 10 list, even if we are just going to get the same hit 6x, and getting a miner's name up there somehow makes it quite funny to me.


    FR attacker, a drop in the bucket to an account like yours which I'm sure will be rebuilt in no time, cheers for letting it go through and letting us witness the destruction.

  • Wow this is incredible! I was just looking at the top 10 section after the last GKP hit and thought that Assassins were pretty much plastered all over the wrong side of the solos hits. Then I scrolled up and thought hmmm, there is still a decent showing from Assassins in the ACS section.......:rofl:


    Congrats on pulling off such a massive risky coordination! Enjoy the great profits!


    Attackers, GLOTR. I am sure these ships will be rebuilt, but this is still an expensive rebuild. Ooof!