[TOT: 60.445.576.000] cul-de-sac [STREET] vs. Flava Sava [2012Noob] (A: 2.552.000, D: 60.443.024.000) TP: {24.503.250.988}

  • Hello dear u1,



    This beautiful sunday morning I got an indirect ingame message from a very nice and respectful player saying that Flava Sava had 60b fleet sitting. I said its too good to be true as he is always active so skipped it.

    Then contacting player said that he had timered... I was like whatever and then noticed its only LC's and his combat ships are missing! I was mobile so couldnt be bothered with JG and launched just the moon cruisers.

    Right after launch he got activity on another twin system moon, probed and nothing was landed.

    Then throughout the hit he was active at twin moon of the system I was attacking at, was sure he is there but actually wanted to see what he was planning to pull -aside from wasting my time till last minute- and kept going on. His activity never faded off throughout long flight duration and I was tortured by the nice, respectful player to recall since it was obviously a trap and he didn't want to cause the light side (a.k.a correct side?) of the universe bleed a few million cruisers... :love:


    At the end my hits connected and Flava messaged right after the hit and said he had a defender and I was meant to lose these 4.7m cruisers, luckily his defender had sent 0 hour hold too which probably is some bug as of lately and I landed the hit I was not meant to. Wonder if the defender was the very same Muppet? :tongue3:



    Flava, glotr, you are a nice player.






    On 10-08-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker cul-de-sac [STREET]

    Weapons 290% - Shields 270% - Armour 290%

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    Cruiser 4.712.841

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    Defender Flava Sava [2012Noob]

    Weapons 210% - Shields 200% - Armour 200%

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    Small Cargo 422

    Large Cargo 5.033.008

    Light Fighter 23

    Heavy Fighter 276

    Cruiser 133

    Battleship 6

    Espionage Probe 7.407

    Bomber 69

    Destroyer 31

    Battlecruiser 143

    Reaper 6

    Pathfinder 244

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker cul-de-sac [STREET]

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    Cruiser 4.712.753 ( -88 )

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    Defender Flava Sava [2012Noob]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    2.103.942.405 metal, 2.839.634.742 crystal and 155.605.164 deuterium

    525.985.601 metal, 709.908.685 crystal and 38.901.291 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 2.552.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 60.443.024.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 9.065.210.700 metal and 9.066.614.400 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 9.517.681.000 metal, 9.517.269.000 crystal and 1.835.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 6.373.977.888 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 11.693.378.706

    Crystal: 12.615.541.827

    Deuterium: 194.330.455

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 24.503.250.988 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -23.327.856.006

    Crystal: -24.253.706.427

    Deuterium: -198.654.455

    The defender(s) lost a total of 47.780.216.888 units.



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    "Fenrir, the giant wolf, could not be constrained by any means known to man, so the dwarves forged a chain, but not from metal. Nothing made by man could constrain Fenrir, so they forged it from the things we cannot see and the things we cannot hear. Like the breath of a fish… the sound a moving cat makes. The roots… of a mountain."

  • At the end my hits connected and Flava messaged right after the hit and said he had a defender and I was meant to lose these 4.7m cruisers, luckily his defender had sent 0 hour hold too which probably is some bug as of lately and I landed the hit I was not meant to.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:good one!


    Thats a great cargo slap with very nice profit from such a small account, i don't know why he got 5mil LC , especially all at the same place :thinking:..240bil cargo space for 400mil account? :search:


    Anyway FR def...space dock % is great in uni1 so you'll get enough cargo space asap again :thumbsup:

  • God it's a weird love triangle like Moloch all over again

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • LOOOL funny read
    Nice hit like i said ingame...i left those cargos land 1-2 hrs before i was supposed to be up, was on the phone yesterday and couldnt be arsed to login from laptop, jump 1 rip, and do long fleet save, for some reason that jumpgate page on the phone sucks...anyway my fault, i got lazy and got spanked for it :P
    As for those wondering why i have 5m LCs, those were from the expidition DF days, you send LCs and LFs and hope to run into pirates. During those days, the 5M LCs were full to the brim.
    Anyway wanted to get rid of those as they inflate the account and the fleet points, definitely not in this way but it is what it is.

    Had a guess this is gonna happen as i woke up to 153 messages today :P didnt know i was this popular :D

    Nice hit again, i still have my other toys so ill still be here



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    Flava Sava

  • At the end my hits connected and Flava messaged right after the hit and said he had a defender and I was meant to lose these 4.7m cruisers, luckily his defender had sent 0 hour hold too which probably is some bug as of lately and I landed the hit I was not meant to. Wonder if the defender was the very same Muppet? :tongue3:

    hahaha xD


    I was aware of these 5m cargos but didn’t know their contents. Shame they weren’t carrying more, but still a lovely profit made from them! And glad you still have your battle fleet, Flava. Enjoy the spoils and speedy recovery Flava!

    Regards,

    Al

    Weird Al
    Former U29/U44
    Current U1

  • Don't worry Randal, tickets have been send and Arcane will compensate your losses as this wasn't supposed to happen!

    Nah, this one was definitely meant to happen. Tickets were sent by our friendly neighbourhood kok, cause rya clearly logged into 17 lobbies and shared the hit to himself.... Apparently


    Do you even play uni 1? You appear, shit talk and vanish like a fart in the wind.

    #FreeArcane

    Stuck in Pagan's room of "I cant deal with this" since 2024

    The best thing to happen to Muppets since discovering Womens wrists are smaller than Mens.




  • Don't worry Randal, tickets have been send and Arcane will compensate your losses as this wasn't supposed to happen!

    Nah, this one was definitely meant to happen. Tickets were sent by our friendly neighbourhood kok, cause rya clearly logged into 17 lobbies and shared the hit to himself.... Apparently


    Do you even play uni 1? You appear, shit talk and vanish like a fart in the wind.

    Well if you post shit you get shit back. Sure send me a buddy request, bride of chucky is my name.

  • Guess I'm gonna join on the side of the folks who reads uni 1 forum for inspiration whilst taking a dump.


    keep up the good work cul - de- void - sack. lol

    Glorious 1 is back in town. If the next couple sentences make sense to you, you are at risk.


    At best, you will be baalized. At worst, your physical and mental well-being is at stake. You will likely forget what uninterrupted sleep is. Your immune system will steadily decline. Your will to fight will be broken. You will regret having invested so much into nothing.