[TOT: 8.103.156.000] O g vs. NelloDominat (A: 179.345.000, D: 7.923.811.000)

push again ? Og......this is too obvious

Congratulations, O G, on what can only be described as a significant improvement over your earlier efforts this week! It’s truly heartwarming to see that not only was your most recent attack marginally better, but you’ve also nearly managed to string together full sentences in English. Progress is progress, and I appreciate your step-by-step journey—soon, you might even give the spellchecker a break.

It seems that taking out a few cargos and satellites is about the only solo accomplishment to your name; an impressive feat, no doubt, especially without the devoted assistance of “mommy Worker and daddy SPQR” this time around. One must respect those rare moments of self-sufficiency, however modest they may be!

About your attack strategy: just a gentle reminder that debris doesn’t actually form from defense, but perhaps this particular oversight was part of your ongoing commitment to “disturbance innovation.” Honestly, I’m not entirely sure if you’re just here for comic relief or if mayhem is your unique contribution to the universe. Regardless, your previous attack—which, believe it or not, was arguably superior to this latest one—remains a shining example of how not to overachieve.

In any case, your continued enthusiasm is… noted. Carry on...

Honestly, today was your golden opportunity to wipe out my entire fleet, and had you didn't managed it, I assure you, I wouldn’t have lost a wink of sleep over it. Real life (IRL) keeps me so thoroughly embraced and entertained that the thought of your “strategic” and “brilliant” maneuvers barely registers. It’s touching to know so much effort is being poured into this game, but compared to actual cuddles and good company, your digital heroics seem rather minor. Please, don’t fret; I promise my world would keep spinning, fleet or no fleet... and I can announce that tomorrow is my last day of gaming...

O G, could you kindly elaborate on your statement: “Awww you must be sleepy and slow look”? Sincere kudos for the evident effort to string together a full sentence with a glimmer of meaning. Unfortunately, it appears the execution fell just a bit short once more. If you’d be so gracious as to clarify, I’m sure we’d all appreciate witnessing your linguistic progress in action.

I had just got done grocery shopping last night when my phone rang as I was driving home. The display told me it was the Master. Surprised and excited, I answered quickly, expecting a happy MasterMind on the other end of the phone. Upon picking up, I could immediately hear the loud music from his end — a great indication that his event was going according to plan.

But then I was met with a voice I had never heard before, starting to ask me questions. As it turns out, it was NelloDoormat (a fellow disciple also known as NelloDominat) that had called me using the Master’s phone.

He told me that he had just finished reading the Oxford Dictionary and had decided to call me upon being informed that the party had momentarily run out of baby oil.

Apparently, he is a big fan of my writing and shares my belief in MasterMind being the chosen one of our generation — the Anakin Skywalker of OGame, so to speak. He told me that the Master was heavily intoxicated and had wrapped his tongue around anything liquid he could get his hands on. A classic telltale sign of a genius, I thought — always open to expanding his mind and exploring new avenues.

As it turns out, the band they had hired in advance had canceled on them last minute, so they had to improvise and ended up getting Greta Thunberg to DJ on short notice. Nello told me about his frustrations at large — about his sexuality, but also with modern OGame — touching upon points the Master has already well covered on here, ranging from how most of the top players have no skill but only credit cards, and hide in vmode constantly like a shadow at sunrise, to the larger community hating on MasterMind, sleeping on his undeniable greatness.

I tried my best to comfort Nello, telling him about how, historically, humans are wired to fear and reject what they cannot understand or explain. I gave him an analogy between Jesus and the Master — not to smear the Master or claim that Jesus was in any way half of the divine being that of the Master — but just to illustrate my point. I could tell I had touched a nerve, almost like I had stepped on the Doormat with my insight, but in a comforting and insightful way.

Nello thanked me for taking the time to talk before informing me that it was just announced that more baby oil had been acquired, and the party was about to resume. I wished him a happy evening and reminded him to use caution and protection in all of life’s aspects.

GG Nello, you might have lost this battle (and countless others), but know that in the end, UNiTY will always prevail =)

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This message is an absolute masterpiece; one that oscillates somewhere between divine comedy and, quite possibly, the enthusiastic misuse of ChatGPT late at night. Reading it, I couldn’t help but laugh, sincerely appreciating just how much spark and goliardic spirit you’ve brought to the party. If only more people took notes!

It’s refreshing to see this level of creativity and fun in a landscape otherwise dominated by wallet-warfare and toddler feuds. My young pawdan, welcome to the club, you’ve demonstrated that even trolling can reach an art form, and for that alone, you deserve applause (and maybe a refill of baby oil). Keep the stories coming; you raise the bar for bizarre hilarity.

Regards,

NelloDominat

Beautifull hit! gratz! fr def side tho