ACS Top 01 - BAMBOO VS MASTERCARD BOY [TOT: 134.475.839.500] Daddyplaywithme & Chicopisco & Pentito & Panda vs. Diesel to MARS (A: 28.320.151.000, D: 106.155.688.500)

    If you're in the habit of park, have the decency not to shop the recy.

    Simple acs on park, but for a bug (normall in 2025), we had 4 recies rounds that didn't work.

    But that's okay, maybe bro will learn to fs.


    On 24-10-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Daddyplaywithme [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 1.314.279

    Heavy Fighter 20.375

    Cruiser 211.355

    Battleship 102.650

    Bomber 4.008

    Destroyer 32.115

    Battlecruiser 267.509

    Reaper 9.062

    Pathfinder 44.202

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    Attacker Chicopisco [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 611.393

    Heavy Fighter 116.946

    Cruiser 206.367

    Battleship 75.201

    Bomber 14.065

    Destroyer 13.708

    Battlecruiser 131.156

    Reaper 7.535

    Pathfinder 48.966

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    Attacker Pentito [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 843.310

    Heavy Fighter 48.341

    Cruiser 383.276

    Battleship 107.023

    Bomber 4.755

    Destroyer 14.005

    Battlecruiser 329.062

    Reaper 12.630

    Pathfinder 27.550

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    Attacker Panda [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 125.926

    Heavy Fighter 64.374

    Cruiser 33.150

    Battleship 17.066

    Bomber 11.861

    Destroyer 10.210

    Battlecruiser 133.020

    Reaper 6.796

    Pathfinder 28.399

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    Defender Diesel to MARS [Marsupia]

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    Small Cargo 436.231

    Large Cargo 283.017

    Light Fighter 1.637.185

    Heavy Fighter 128.948

    Cruiser 388.698

    Battleship 308.598

    Colony Ship 8

    Recycler 612.581

    Espionage Probe 261.600

    Bomber 11.835

    Solar Satellite 80.717

    Destroyer 21.202

    Deathstar 328

    Battlecruiser 510.179

    Reaper 6.388

    Pathfinder 98.568

    Rocket Launcher 324.090

    Light Laser 25.000

    Gauss Cannon 100

    Ion Cannon 20

    Plasma Turret 297

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


    Attacker Daddyplaywithme [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 214.787 ( -1.099.492 )

    Heavy Fighter 5.335 ( -15.040 )

    Cruiser 137.937 ( -73.418 )

    Battleship 93.561 ( -9.089 )

    Bomber 3.881 ( -127 )

    Destroyer 31.473 ( -642 )

    Battlecruiser 256.467 ( -11.042 )

    Reaper 8.897 ( -165 )

    Pathfinder 25.335 ( -18.867 )

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    Attacker Chicopisco [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 97.635 ( -513.758 )

    Heavy Fighter 29.306 ( -87.640 )

    Cruiser 120.808 ( -85.559 )

    Battleship 67.549 ( -7.652 )

    Bomber 13.559 ( -506 )

    Destroyer 13.410 ( -298 )

    Battlecruiser 124.861 ( -6.295 )

    Reaper 7.386 ( -149 )

    Pathfinder 26.652 ( -22.314 )

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    Attacker Pentito [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 136.410 ( -706.900 )

    Heavy Fighter 12.529 ( -35.812 )

    Cruiser 229.217 ( -154.059 )

    Battleship 97.384 ( -9.639 )

    Bomber 4.584 ( -171 )

    Destroyer 13.726 ( -279 )

    Battlecruiser 314.629 ( -14.433 )

    Reaper 12.393 ( -237 )

    Pathfinder 15.266 ( -12.284 )

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    Attacker Panda [BAMBOO]

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    Light Fighter 20.187 ( -105.739 )

    Heavy Fighter 16.653 ( -47.721 )

    Cruiser 20.203 ( -12.947 )

    Battleship 15.552 ( -1.514 )

    Bomber 11.527 ( -334 )

    Destroyer 10.016 ( -194 )

    Battlecruiser 127.205 ( -5.815 )

    Reaper 6.688 ( -108 )

    Pathfinder 15.796 ( -12.603 )

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    Defender Diesel to MARS [Marsupia]

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    Small Cargo 0 ( -436.231 )

    Large Cargo 0 ( -283.017 )

    Light Fighter 0 ( -1.637.185 )

    Heavy Fighter 0 ( -128.948 )

    Cruiser 0 ( -388.698 )

    Battleship 0 ( -308.598 )

    Colony Ship 0 ( -8 )

    Recycler 0 ( -612.581 )

    Espionage Probe 0 ( -261.600 )

    Bomber 0 ( -11.835 )

    Solar Satellite 0 ( -80.717 )

    Destroyer 1 ( -21.201 )

    Deathstar 328 ( -0 )

    Battlecruiser 0 ( -510.179 )

    Reaper 5 ( -6.383 )

    Pathfinder 0 ( -98.568 )

    Rocket Launcher 0 ( -324.090 )

    Light Laser 0 ( -25.000 )

    Gauss Cannon 0 ( -100 )

    Ion Cannon 0 ( -20 )

    Plasma Turret 0 ( -297 )

    Small Shield Dome 0 ( -1 )

    Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

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    The battle ends in a draw.


    The attacker captured:

    0 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium

    759.033.996 metal, 7.327.281 crystal and 1.706.858.715 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 28.320.151.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 29.891.886.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 106.155.688.500 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 110.116.451.500 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 21.451.324.495 metal, 14.267.744.403 crystal and 3.814.292.962 deuterium.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 18.326.196.000 metal, 13.218.678.000 crystal and 3.718.487.000.

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    The attacker captured a total of 2.473.219.992 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

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    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    114.318.293 metal, 76.035.594 crystal and 20.327.111 deuterium

    3.089.284.546 metal, 3.089.284.546 crystal and 3.089.284.548 deuterium


    Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    3.203.602.839 metal, 3.165.320.140 crystal and 3.109.611.659 deuterium



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: -14.884.477.165

    Crystal: -5.959.580.579

    Deuterium: 2.903.926.374

    The attacker(s) lost a total of 17.940.131.370 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -39.096.375.491

    Crystal: -27.267.862.484

    Deuterium: -9.274.723.527

    The defender(s) lost a total of 75.638.961.502 units.



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    Ded to Bamboo army. Diesel we will see on round 2. Nemesis you're the next.

    Chicopisco - Uni Mars

    Edited 3 times, last by Hot Shots ().

  • Oracle

    Approved the thread.

    Defender got most the debris because recs timed wrong, and now is labelled as a Mastercard warrior when the most infamous def dmer is in bamboo 🤦


    why even post this I don’t know 🤷


    FR defender

    All the worms crawling out of their holes just to cry, nothing they can do with their accounts so they use their mouths, they're very good with their mouths :wink3:

    Ignore the haters boys, beautiful hit and beautiful planning, too bad he came online and insta'ed 500k recy :P Then again he's just prolonging the inevitable, will be spanked again soon
    Defender FR if you choose too...already back to 60-70% of the fleet with the DF
    Haters...keep crying :'(



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    Flava Sava

    Quote from Flava Sava

    All the worms crawling out of their holes just to cry, nothing they can do with their accounts so they use their mouths, they're very good with their mouths :wink3:

    Ignore the haters boys, beautiful hit and beautiful planning, too bad he came online and insta'ed 500k recy :P Then again he's just prolonging the inevitable, will be spanked again soon
    Defender FR if you choose too...already back to 60-70% of the fleet with the DF
    Haters...keep crying :'(

    Ah yes, criticise the defender for doing what you yourself did 🤣

    at least he didn’t dm def which would have changed the outcome completely, but you are the expert on those matters.


    for every one word, flava writes 100, who is good with their mouths I wonder 🤔

    Quote from Gorynich

    Defender got most the debris because recs timed wrong, and now is labelled as a Mastercard warrior when the most infamous def dmer is in bamboo 🤦


    why even post this I don’t know 🤷


    FR defender

    Because doesn't matter the gain, crashing top players while park makes my peepoo hard.

    Chicopisco - Uni Mars

    Recies where bugged, we are old players, last time I played there were no fleets this big. But hey, we play for having fun, and we had a lot all together on discord :D we will do him again with all intrests, don't worry

    Chicopisco - Uni Mars

    Mr Awaken or should I call END - I dont play Lacerta and did not play it... I did not want to merge there ... Hopefully next merge you will be merged with Vega... Someone is waiting you there))

    At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Wolftime." - Leman Russ' last words

    Quote from Hot Shots
    Quote from Gorynich

    Defender got most the debris because recs timed wrong, and now is labelled as a Mastercard warrior when the most infamous def dmer is in bamboo 🤦


    why even post this I don’t know 🤷


    FR defender

    Because doesn't matter the gain, crashing top players while park makes my peepoo hard.

    makes sense, can just dm your own profits.


    speak to flava he will be able to help with that.

    Ah yes, it wasn’t our fault it was a glitch! What an unfortunate coincidence, all the rec fleets were timed perfectly from all players and every single one glitched.


    yes! will go with that.

    Quote from Gorynich

    Ah yes, it wasn’t our fault it was a glitch! What an unfortunate coincidence, all the rec fleets were timed perfectly from all players and every single one glitched.


    yes! will go with that.

    Idk what is your problem, missile guy. But we sent recies, and for some reason cr was generated after 10 seconds. We opened ticket, OGame staff will give us clarifications


    EDIT for all our OGame engineers: recies were at 7/8 secs after the attack

    Chicopisco - Uni Mars

    Edited 2 times, last by Hot Shots ().

    1. You clearly watched the defender long enough to know he leaves his fleet sitting for extended periods. You had plenty of time and opportunity to build up properly, yet you rushed the attack and ended up with a draw and capturing no resources - allowing the defender to insta without necessarily opening packs.


    2. The claim that your recycler timing was perfect, but you missed because the CR came late makes no sense. If the recs were actually timed right, they’d have arrived and captured the DF regardless of when the CR was generated (speaking from experience). The fact that the defender had time after the hit to insta recyclers and scoop the debris field already disproves your claim. If your timing had been correct, the DF would’ve been yours - simple as that.


    3. You’re blaming the defender for spending DM on recyclers, but he could just as easily have spent it on combat ships and ninja’d you instead - the same way your own alliance mate did to someone else recently, although with defence, and also self-congratulates himself for doing so.


    In summary:     you hit a sitting fleet without enough firepower, got a draw, mistimed your recyclers, and let the defender clean up the DF. You walked away with zero profit but are still trying to save face by calling the defender “Mastercard Boy.” Meanwhile, your own alliance member pulled the same move and got farmed for 5Bn profit just nine days ago. I genuinely admire your ability to turn a complete failure into self-congratulations.


    FR defender — and I hope you get your revenge.