ACS Top 02 - [TOT: 723.293.980.000] O g & SPQR & Buba Corelli vs. Legumin (A: 60.723.980.000, D: 662.570.000.000) PART 2

Santa did come early XD XD

Reapers n Dessies coupled with great teamwork - i mean what's more to say

oh yeah

Dirty FS - shame on you

LOTR Defender and Great hit Attackers

Looks like Santa it's been generous this year, that's a very good profit you got there guys, congrats 🙂.

FR defender.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Very Well Done Guys.

Excellent coordination, amazing calculation on this blind lanx and ofc, excellent profit. Merry Xmas evevryone.

Merry Christmas everyone!Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Yeah!!

We are Pro and we no cheating this game!!

FR for defender and Merry Christmas to all!!

Congrats everyone very well played My eyes were bleeding waking up 20 times lol,in the end this hit was so worth it. Blind return within 2 seconds unless DEF tells us otherwise but from calculations 2 seconds is very well done. Thank you everyone in team for crunching numbers and big thanks to AMT y'all have been the best ally to work side by side with

Well done guy's, very proud !!

Let me see if I understand this correctly.

You waited until I went into vacation mode to launch the attack… that part alone already says a lot 😂

And then, to look better to you, you compare:

• the profit I made solo, by smashing your ally AMT + Kings alliance on my own (over 440M/Solo), with:
• a profit that was split three ways (~130M/player), against an alliance that has absolutely nothing to do with me?

Why am I not surprised? DM won’t only give u skill, but it won’t either give u math skill 😂

Quote from MasterMind

Let me see if I understand this correctly.

You waited until I went into vacation mode to launch the attack… that part alone already says a lot 😂

And then, to look better to you, you compare:

• the profit I made solo, by smashing your ally AMT + Kings alliance on my own (over 440M/Solo), with:
• a profit that was split three ways (~130M/player), against an alliance that has absolutely nothing to do with me?

Why am I not surprised? DM won’t only give u skill, but it won’t either give u math skill 😂

1. Big words for someone who´s hiding behind Vmode!

2. We are waitnig for you to come out of Vmode.

3. Nobody here is scare or missing you. You are not important for this game, or your cheating gameplay!

4. We have money, we have skill. That´s what you scare, and we know that!!

Feels more and more like kindergarten here or any form of lower education 🙂.

Don't hide behind mummy's skirt, we are waiting for you outside vibes.

At the end of the day is a game, game that i love despite the fact that it changed dramatically in P2W.

You guys can choose to appreciate each others hits or not.

Vmode is there for a reason, to use it or not, same goes for DM.

Add a bit of knowledge of the game and how to profit from the rules and you got yourself a decent player.

Every top player has more or less money and the dedication for the game if they choose so, important thing is to know how to balance it with RL.

Current rank 1 will not always be rank1, somebody with deeper pockets will eventually come and play and we have already about 5 decent candidates that in time might take his place due to DM mostly ( not so much to do with skill now those days ).

If I'm offending somebody i do apologise in advance.

Wish all of you to carry on with your Christmas spirit in a brand new year and congrats again for the top 10.

Well done attackers on a good find and profit

FR defender. Looks like the first time you have been caught properly on this account.

Quote from MasterMind

You waited until I went into vacation mode to launch the attack… that part alone already says a lot

You're in vaction mode 90% of the time. Do people have to only play 10% because that's what you do?

Hello,

Moved to top 10, congratulations !

The weeks since my last post have been long and personally difficult, but finally came the day I had been waiting for on the 23rd. I had to wake up early to catch my flight, and after a quick cup of coffee and a shower, I was headed for the airport. It wasn't long after until I arrived at the airport and checked my stuff in, on a direct flight bound for Guatemala. The master has always had a distinctive swagger to him, and this Christmas party was no different. As it turns out, he had rented out an ancient pyramid in Tikal for our special gathering, and I was beyond excited boarding the plane, breathlessly awaiting the experiences to come.

A few shots of tequila and what feels like a short nap later, I found myself standing in the Mundo Maya International Airport. I was fascinated by the environment, my reaction similar to that of Dwayne Johnson's third time trying In-N-Out for the first time. I went on a bus, and a podcast and a half later, I was at the pyramid. The setting was beyond this world, to say the least, and upon seeing the Christmas lights and decorations covering this old, ancient, giant temple, I knew I had arrived at the right destination. I quickly changed into my party clothes behind a bush before ascending the staircase.

Upon entering, I was greeted by Santa, who wished me a Merry Christmas and handed me a gift. I had a pretty strong suspicion that Santa might have been R3spawn, and so I thanked him and leaned over to give him a hug before further entering the venue. And there he was — MasterMind, standing tall, his posture immaculate. I got in line to speak with him, and after having to endure Khaos talk endlessly about some heavyweight boxer kangaroo, it was finally my turn to speak with him. The second we locked eyes, I almost started sobbing immediately. Many times prior, our souls had connected over the phone, but to stand together inside this ancient temple, to feel his majestic energy in person and witness it light up every corner of the room — I was beyond humbled, and it was a feeling I will never forget. Foolishly, I had forgotten the present I bought for him on the bus, and so, not wanting to appear disrespectful, I handed over to him the gift R3spawn had given me a few minutes prior.

He thanked me and bid me welcome to the party, and we started talking about OGame immediately. He told me about how some students of his went for a moon break the other day to try and catch his fleet. Needless to say, the student did not become the master in this instance. After a wonderful talk, I could sense that behind me, the former GOAT Michael Corleone was growing impatient waiting, and so I felt it was in its place to bow before the master and then find myself a seat.

I sat down and was immediately spoken to by the guy sitting next to me, in a foreign language. It sounded Chinese to me, but upon further inspection, I realized that it was actually T1 Faker, offering me a glass of wine. I accepted and quickly pulled up Google Translate to ask the unkillable Demon King some questions. He spoke to me at length about his struggles this season and mentioned having a hard time picking up Malzahar for competitive play, something he and the master have had endless conversations about throughout the year.

Then a familiar figure sat down in the chair next to me — the long-exiled Benito_Benitoso, unmistakable in his Kaelesh suit. He didn't recognize me at first but got quite talkative after I introduced myself as the Master's Chronicler. We chatted about KAS for a bit before everyone had gotten seated, and MasterMind rang his glass before standing up to give a short speech. He thanked everyone for attending and wished us a Merry Christmas before dinner was served. Food was buzzing, and I found it particularly fascinating to observe Faker eat a steak with chopsticks — a skill clearly honed over the years.

Dessert was served, and it wasn't long before people started getting less gentle with the wine. I noticed Breizh Punisher being all jittery as the master retold him the story of how he once had to fight a ladyboy monk in Thailand to assert his dominance over a territorial dispute.

At some point, nature called me, and I had to go to the bathroom, but upon entering, I was met with a sight I cannot get into in detail on here. Suffice to say, NelloDoormat was further exploring his sexuality, this time with a bottle of Coke and what looked like someone's grandpa near the sink. I decided that I could hold it a bit longer — hours even, if necessary.

Upon returning back to my seat, the DJ started playing (it was Salt Bae), and people got up to dance. I approached the master, and we started dancing to the R. Kelly song "World's Greatest" (all-time banger, ngl), and judging by the Master's moves, sobriety was now officially optional.

The party quickly escalated, and people were quick to dance on the table, with some UNiTY members throwing baby oil bottles at each other. I got into my groove and started dancing before the music was abruptly cut a few songs later. Then, all of a sudden, MasterMind got on the mic and told R3spawn to roll in with the special shots. Not a second went by before he entered and started passing out these weird-looking drinks. MasterMind told us that it was his own signature Christmas mix. I got a hold of one and took a sniff, and the smell was unfathomable and hard to describe — think of wet dog mixed with rotten fish. He asked us to all cheer together and empty the shot on the count of three. We counted down, and I chugged that shit faster than The_Butcher insta'ing BCs on a new server.

My stomach sent me a polite resignation letter immediately after. The music came back on, but then everything blurred. The next thing I remember, I was waking up on this cold concrete floor, with all my clothes missing. Upon getting up and trying to wrap my head around how I ended up here, I noticed I was feeling sore in places I've never felt sore before. Then my gamer instinct kicked in — OGame. I looked around desperately to try and find my phone, but it was nowhere to be seen. The only thing I could see was rubble and a pack of condoms. Then, at the end of the long, dark hall, I could hear a voice talking. Upon moving towards it, I heard that it was two voices, having a conversation. I edged closer but then abruptly tripped over a pile of clothes lying on the floor. I started searching for my pants, and there it was — my long-lost, beloved phone.

I opened up OGame immediately and saw that the master had spied all of my moons, with my fleet 20 minutes away from returning. I jumped into my clothes and approached the door at the end, from which the voices were coming. Upon entering, I was met with a sight to behold: the master sitting in what I can only describe as a throne, surrounded by hooded UNiTY members. He smiled at me as I entered and congratulated me for "having passed." I didn't understand exactly what he meant, but I was happy that he was, for some reason, pleased with me. He told me that I was officially ready to become a UNiTY member myself and had one of his ghouls pass me a robe.

I started crying. I had worked so long to earn the master's trust and recognition, and finally, he had deemed me worthy. I thanked him for his gracefulness before asking him exactly what had happened between now and the special Christmas mix drink at the party. He looked me straight in the eyes and put a hand on my shoulder before saying, "Judge me not for what I did, but rather for what I didn't do." I was in shock; I had never thought about it like that before. He thanked me for attending before informing me that the party was over for now, and I bowed before him one last time, ahead of fellow disciple Khaos guiding me out of the temple.

On the way back to the airport, I had a wave of emotions hitting me and an ocean of questions. Did MasterMind really drug me? But then it hit me — it was all a test to determine my devotion, to see if I had the discipline to care for my fleet even in an unconscious state. It didn't really matter if he drugged me; what mattered was that I was willing to drink whatever he put in front of me.

I got into my seat on the plane, and shortly after I sent my fleet on FS, I fell asleep to the new Knives Out movie prior to finding out who the culprit was. I suspect it to be KiwiSmurf, the Ogame equivalent of Jack Doherty.

FR Def, GG MasterCard — I wish you an amazing New Year, and I hope that the community will stand with me in voting you in as Player of the Year =)