Dear Universe,
Your benevolent ruler, your master, yes — your glorious role model, J.D. Frank_Underwood, is speaking.
Quite some time ago, I returned to this universe — my universe — to see how my people were doing.
And what did I find?
Oppressed. Hunted. Depressed.
Exactly as I expected.
BUT!!!!!
Your light has returned. There is light at the end of the tunnel — a shining lamp around which you may once again circle like loyal moths.
My mission: MTGA — Make Thuban Great Again.
Armed with enormous, immense, practically infinite wealth, I am prepared to forge a new era together with you.
Join me. Deliver your ress.
And everything will be fine.
Your King,
Frank_Underwood
