very nice zero loss clean farm GG
i made two of those last night but too scared to post
frd
Im happy to hold your hand while you post. We can do this with a little bit of team work and the power of positivity 
Posts by KeVLaR
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This one was nice. Not miuch of a story. I found it, I killed it.
Def found about 30m res sitting on my planet overnight that i forgot to start a nanite with so GG him.
On 09-12-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Kevlar [BnR]
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Battlecruiser 6.000
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Defender Panda [EWEO]
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Large Cargo 36.716
Recycler 1
Espionage Probe 199
Pathfinder 17
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After the battle ...
Attacker Kevlar [BnR]
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Battlecruiser 6.000 ( -0 )
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Defender Panda [EWEO]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
0 metal, 0 crystal and 1.738.634 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 0 units.
The defender lost a total of 441.336.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 176.353.600 metal, 176.604.800 crystal and 110.400 deuterium.
The attacker captured a total of 1.738.634 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 176.353.600
Crystal: 176.604.800
Deuterium: 1.849.034
The attacker(s) made a profit of 354.807.434 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -220.442.000
Crystal: -220.756.000
Deuterium: -1.876.634
The defender(s) lost a total of 443.074.634 units.
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excellent hit. Refreshing to see someone besides Assassins getting hit and someone besides Muppets making the hit.
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This one is inconceivable. This guy caught me as I was FSing and I had just fsed this deut fleet but my main was still there. He came for my sats and 300k res? First he sent 500 Cr to which he promptly lost after I jumped a small part of my fleet. I picked up that DF and then went on with playing COD then suddenly not a full episode a bluey later, I was being attacked again by this dude. This time with all his BC. My main was still down and well... RIP his BC. I didn't even sim. I just jumped main and deployed fleet down thinking surely hes not this stupid. Im not sure what he expected here but here we are.
This same guy attacked an ally member a few days ago. He would have lost those BC but my ally member panic fsed because he didn't have much time to react instead of jumping his fleet. Anyway, sounds like you should stick to being a turtle. Please rebuild and attack me again.
Here's the CR for the CR he sent first incase you care
https://ogotcha.oplanet.eu/en/…a6-520a-a18a-2a8ac0562972
On 07-12-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Mumici [RTA]
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Battlecruiser 1.998
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Defender Kevlar [BnR]
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Light Fighter 34.402
Heavy Fighter 3.988
Cruiser 11.976
Battleship 1.759
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 100
Solar Satellite 1.011
Destroyer 130
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 5.734
Reaper 136
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After the battle ...
Attacker Mumici [RTA]
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Destroyed!
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Defender Kevlar [BnR]
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Light Fighter 32.629 ( -1.773 )
Heavy Fighter 3.837 ( -151 )
Cruiser 11.764 ( -212 )
Battleship 1.759 ( -0 )
Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )
Recycler 96 ( -4 )
Solar Satellite 957 ( -54 )
Destroyer 130 ( -0 )
Deathstar 1 ( -0 )
Battlecruiser 5.734 ( -0 )
Reaper 136 ( -0 )
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The defender has won the battle!
The attacker lost a total of 169.830.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 14.957.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 55.630.152 metal, 66.265.781 crystal and 24.029.668 deuterium.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The defender(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: -59.940.000
Crystal: -79.920.000
Deuterium: -29.970.000
The attacker(s) lost a total of 169.830.000 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: 45.125.152
Crystal: 62.272.781
Deuterium: 23.570.668
The defender(s) made a profit of 130.968.601 units.
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Asto is expensive and I have loads of metal always. I don't keep a of crystal, but worth a try if that's all you need.
PM Kevlar ingame.
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So you can post yourself. GG. The one day I decide to take a break. Good to see baller's name back up there.
Glotr def
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Everyone loves a hater.
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Well this one is a funny story. I raided this guy's moon for maybe 10m res. Mostly deut. Much appreciated. I shared it with the homies, and not even 10 mins later Hedge shared this guy's turtle, that I just hit. Turns out he was hiding this on his planet. Anyway Hedge found it, he simmed it. He told me what to send. I did nothing but add fleet. All him. All Hail King Hedge.
Shane, what the heck are you doing man? Do something lol.
This top 10 is abysmal, but we take wins where we can find it.
PS, I didn't realize this dude had been hammered the last day. I only seen that as I came here to post. Rough 24 hours for this guy. GG FR.
On 03-12-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Path Of Exile [LeTucan]
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Light Fighter 128.687
Heavy Fighter 15.274
Cruiser 3.415
Battleship 1.711
Battlecruiser 1.347
Pathfinder 6.002
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Attacker Kevlar [BnR]
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Cruiser 2.594
Battleship 1.588
Battlecruiser 1.806
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Defender Gucky [TSC]
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Small Cargo 259
Large Cargo 811
Light Fighter 510
Heavy Fighter 296
Battleship 136
Espionage Probe 3
Destroyer 36
Battlecruiser 75
Pathfinder 592
Rocket Launcher 22.000
Light Laser 21.178
Gauss Cannon 249
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Path Of Exile [LeTucan]
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Light Fighter 121.839 ( -6.848 )
Heavy Fighter 15.079 ( -195 )
Cruiser 3.396 ( -19 )
Battleship 1.711 ( -0 )
Battlecruiser 1.347 ( -0 )
Pathfinder 5.963 ( -39 )
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Attacker Kevlar [BnR]
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Cruiser 2.575 ( -19 )
Battleship 1.587 ( -1 )
Battlecruiser 1.804 ( -2 )
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Defender Gucky [TSC]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
83.442.614 metal, 8.723.875 crystal and 22.553.340 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 31.883.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 148.847.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 37.477.600 metal, 25.100.000 crystal and 5.455.200 deuterium.
The attacker captured a total of 114.719.829 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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combatreport.harvest.attacker.captured
14.269.200 metal, 14.269.200 crystal and 6.261.600 deuterium
24.654.800 metal, 12.706.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
combatreport.harvest.attacker.total
38.924.000 metal, 26.975.200 crystal and 6.261.600 deuterium
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 99.475.614
Crystal: 27.125.075
Deuterium: 28.396.940
The attacker(s) made a profit of 154.997.629 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -188.205.614
Crystal: -45.908.875
Deuterium: -29.452.340
The defender(s) lost a total of 263.566.829 units.
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So I was just minding my own business rank 1200 trying out this expo speed run stuff. I just started this account less than 2 days ago when out of nowhere I was being attacked. Unluckily for the attacker, I was very online at the time and 1 call to my buddy hedge and he was there. Attacker actually sent 2 attacks, the TD at the bottom is reflected upon both attacks. In total he lost 2900 BS and 1100 LC. No idea why he sent so much when I had nothing but oh well.
Funny thing is that Hedgefund was asked to come here as a favor to create a MS/ blocker account, now here he is getting a top 10.
Thanks for explaining this expo shit to us Hedge, and thanks for the quick defend. Deds to Baller for getting me back to playing with him.
Also, I tried to insta some recs and buy some DM for it but both my bank and my credit card company rejected GF as fraud which is funny. I winded up sorting it through paypal, and that's why there is so many RR.
PS a rank 1200 person like myself has no business being in the top 10, but here we are.
On 28-11-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Geologist Hydra [000]
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Large Cargo 400
Battleship 1.600
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Defender Kevlar [BnR]
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Small Cargo 192
Large Cargo 599
Light Fighter 69
Heavy Fighter 30
Cruiser 14
Recycler 1
Espionage Probe 945
Pathfinder 2
Rocket Launcher 6.058
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Defender Path Of Exile [LeTucan]
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Light Fighter 6.145
Cruiser 967
Battleship 796
Battlecruiser 395
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After the battle ...
Attacker Geologist Hydra [000]
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Destroyed!
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Defender Kevlar [BnR]
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Small Cargo 162 ( -30 )
Large Cargo 476 ( -123 )
Light Fighter 52 ( -17 )
Heavy Fighter 27 ( -3 )
Cruiser 7 ( -7 )
Recycler 1 ( -0 )
Espionage Probe 711 ( -234 )
Pathfinder 2 ( -0 )
Rocket Launcher 4.656 ( -1.402 )
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Defender Path Of Exile [LeTucan]
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Light Fighter 4.723 ( -1.422 )
Cruiser 840 ( -127 )
Battleship 786 ( -10 )
Battlecruiser 394 ( -1 )
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The defender has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
0 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
0 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 100.800.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 187.200.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 14.991.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 26.163.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 66.154.400 metal, 24.008.800 crystal and 226.400 deuterium.
combatreport.raids.debris_deut
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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combatreport.harvest.defender.captured
108.333 metal, 108.333 crystal and 108.334 deuterium
25.000 metal, 25.000 crystal and 25.000 deuterium
25.000 metal, 25.000 crystal and 25.000 deuterium
200.000 metal, 200.000 crystal and 200.000 deuterium
100.967 metal, 100.967 crystal and 48.066 deuterium
350.000 metal, 350.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
200.000 metal, 200.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
862.500 metal, 862.500 crystal and 0 deuterium
975.000 metal, 975.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
500.000 metal, 500.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
6.250.000 metal, 6.250.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
975.000 metal, 975.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
6.250.000 metal, 6.250.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
6.750.000 metal, 6.750.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
975.000 metal, 975.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
4.393.500 metal, 4.393.500 crystal and 0 deuterium
6.250.000 metal, 6.250.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
6.750.000 metal, 6.750.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
975.000 metal, 975.000 crystal and 0 deuterium
10.669.700 metal, 1.830.300 crystal and 0 deuterium
13.500.000 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
14.450.000 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
13.500.000 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
14.450.000 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
11.951.000 metal, 0 crystal and 0 deuterium
combatreport.harvest.defender.total
121.436.000 metal, 44.745.600 crystal and 406.400 deuterium
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: -137.100.000
Crystal: -50.100.000
Deuterium: 0
The attacker(s) lost a total of 187.200.000 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: 101.595.000
Crystal: 38.931.600
Deuterium: -101.600
The defender(s) made a profit of 140.425.000 units.
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My offer still stands about my goats. Just don't touch my chickens. Some people might not take too kindly here to that...
Talk about hitting someone at the last second. Vmode mins later is crazy timing. GG
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IG account: Kevlar (Eris EN)
List of days I wish to participate: 3 - 5 - 7 - 9 - 11 - 13 - 15 - 17 - 19 - 24
Total = 10 tickets (the maximum)
Exta 5 for being a good Kevlar - 18 - 20 - 21 - 22 - 23
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Can't believe he left that sitting on his planet for so long. Such wow.
Great catch wabbit, and to think you did it all by yourself with no outside help whatsoever!
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I dont really know what else to say except lol. I can't imagine Lord42's mental state watching his assjabber coalition crumble before his eyes. Lucky he still has the expert expoer Amotion though!
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Great hit Ike, but I gotta ask... you can post this but completely ignore how you got nn1'd solo in .org? Honestly I thought you had more class than that but I suppose I give you too much credit. Maybe Muppets should join this uni too. 🤔
FR def
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Patty cake doing Pat things. It wont be long until a Muppet recycles the rest of his fleet. Can't believe after all this time, hes rolled over and gave up. Pity
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Honestly, this is just embarrassing at this point.
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Congrats Albert.
FR Def
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I was late on one of my reports and missed my 11pm deadline and got my ass handed to me by my boss. This was worth it.
Probably the funniest thing ive got to witness in a while. Now I gotta go fly to see Slevs. >.>
Congrats Philly Cheese Steak.
When you mentioned that something might be about to go down I was surprised that they went through with it.
We get it, you're a suck up.
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Still Kevlar. Still Somehow alive. Still making money. Still super officially diagnosing people over the internet. Still not crashed M'FRs (not trademarked)
To All the haters and trolls out there
On 12-11-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Kevlar [MUPPETS]
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Battlecruiser 2.000.000
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Defender Lord Rango [RoLUE]
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Small Cargo 565.669
Large Cargo 163.705
Light Fighter 151.532
Heavy Fighter 218.532
Cruiser 78.659
Battleship 36.044
Recycler 5.039
Espionage Probe 426.722
Bomber 25.261
Destroyer 21.242
Deathstar 2
Battlecruiser 31.632
Reaper 14.933
Pathfinder 77.580
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Why they want to pick on me?
Lock me up and throw away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are (GAMEFORGE EDIT)
Attacker Kevlar [MUPPETS]
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Battlecruiser 1.999.026 ( -974 )
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Defender Lord Rango [RoLUE]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
1.614.963.129 metal, 32.979.242 crystal and 3.196.947.018 deuterium
5.186.025.307 metal, 16.489.621 crystal and 2.956.418.012 deuterium
2.593.012.654 metal, 8.244.810 crystal and 1.478.209.006 deuterium
1.296.506.327 metal, 4.122.405 crystal and 739.104.503 deuterium
648.253.163 metal, 2.061.203 crystal and 369.552.251 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 82.790.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 24.411.479.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 3.762.180.300 metal and 2.903.501.100 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 20.142.888.651 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 15.071.720.880
Crystal: 2.928.438.381
Deuterium: 8.725.620.790
The attacker(s) made a profit of 26.725.780.051 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -23.850.141.580
Crystal: -9.703.274.281
Deuterium: -11.000.951.790
The defender(s) lost a total of 44.554.367.651 units.
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Well done KoK,you have made more profit than Kevlar in his whole ogame career. Fr def
You know, I should start charging rent at this point. You guys just can't stop talking about me can you? I am your Rya, to your Ilhan. Its the beard isn't it? Ive also got these killer calf muscles and they look almost as good as The King of Kings. I do wonder what it is about me. Please share.
You're gonna deny it, but deep down we all know its kinda weird and a little sad. I can't count the amount of times ive been messaged literally daily sometimes where I'm brought up in certain chats. Just move on,. I promise you, no one talks about any of you nit wits as much as you guys talk about me. Its not good for your mental health. Thanks for the thoughts though anyway buddy. Appreciate it. Move on.
