Posts by Jab

    I dont see any 30% in DF in the specs but maybe i’ve been gone for to long and its standard nowadays?

    If not, please go for 70% so it can be worth fleeting before end-game :)

    so basically what you're saying is; you were for some reason hoping they would be butthurt, but their lack of attention given towards you is making you the butthurt one instead?


    fr def, you should stay after a short break in vmode and just click mines likes me :)

    I have no idea how you got that from what I wrote, but it probably says more about your reading skills than anything else.

    Since I got comments from some in Apex regarding who i should give the account to and a big no no to give it to poco, i felt that i needed to explain to those certain people without mention those names and to reach out to the people that might question it but hasn't said anything about it.
    The end.


    Jab over and out, see you in a couple of years!

    I don't want to fill up this post with drama since the headlights should go to Dani that actually made this hit.


    But just to answer your questions (Dboxer and Blackbeerd).
    What i meant by "to all the haters from Apex", is the ones hating on me for giving my account away to poco or hating me for some other reason.
    And if you think thats totally ok and understandable then don't feel hit about that sentence, simple as that. If i was referring to the whole Apex, i would have just wrote "To all in Apex".

    Well done my friend!
    I knew you were the right man for the job.

    And to all the haters from Apex, It was funny seeing you couldn't let me go in your minds, thinking i was the one playing the account. And you are probably very surprised of the new owner since i was always against poco in the earlier days of ogame, but like Dani said after me and Apex had a falling out, I got to know Dani and he is actually a very stand up guy. Not saying the rest of you are not but he deserves that account more then anyone else (according to me).

    And don't bother writing this:
    "But Jab, how could you?"
    "But Jab, how could you give away your acc to poco?"

    -- Please, its my account not a Apex account. Or it was my account.

    No hate though just explaining my side and my perspective.

    Neo, we had a falling out before and I gotta be honest i was very upset for several reasons but for me that's history. But I gotta say i was smiling when I saw that Neo was down. No hate though Neo. FR if you choose to.

    Let's hope for some more fireworks in the future, yeah?


    Ooooor - did I ask Dani to post this hit? I dunno.

    So I was just about to do something else when i spotted this on lanx:


    I had to watch another target in the meantime, so I decided to attack him 30 mins before it would land to force him to recall but I also needed to send recs just in case he didn't recall. I had a problem though since he was on (activity on a few places) and he had no DF, i had to create that before sending the ships and i had to be fast as hell since he could have recalled while seeing the attack-probe and figure out what was going on.


    I contacted Parsec to help me with this, so he sent an attack probe while i'll send the recs and I had to be very fast to send fleet aswell, but i made it all under 10 secs. So from there i just hit the lanx-button.


    6 mins into my attack. (24 mins left). He wrote to me saying he was on, and a few secs later he recalled.

    (1 sec before he recalled) (sorry for the bad picture-quality)


    I did my math and sent my recs and waited on sending ships since i was abit worried about a ninja since at that time I know he knew what was gonna happen. But the only one that could have done anything was Invino and he seemed to be idling so figured what the hell let's go for it and I sent abit more recs then i needed to just in case.


    I timed my fleet and Bleys started to message me and saying I was 12 sec off and that i should recall. I thought either I did (even though my math always works) or he was just trying to get me to back off. Either way I wouldn't recall since I spent 90 mil deut on this thing :P


    A few secs before my heart started to rise since i actually didn't know if this was a setup or not, I saw the DF a short short sec and though okay, i got it :D


    Bleys explained after the hit that he was planning on doing a short FS to his DF but since he had none and probably no one he trust that could fix it he decided to this instead.. He also said I got the time right on 1 sec after his returning fleet.
    I want to wish you a fast rebuild Bleys, you were a very good sport about it.


    And thank you @Parsec for taking care of that attack probe :)





    On 22-04-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 23.979
    Battlecruiser 57.328

    _________________________________________


    Defender Bleys [FnM]
    ________________________________________________


    Light Fighter 57.349
    Heavy Fighter 16
    Cruiser 10.392
    Battleship 2.005
    Colony Ship 2
    Recycler 8.962
    Espionage Probe 263
    Bomber 8
    Destroyer 2.504
    Deathstar 1
    Battlecruiser 2.051

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 23.565 ( -414 )
    Battlecruiser 56.987 ( -341 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Bleys [FnM]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    17.248.560 Metal, 2.000.000 Crystal and 6.388.243 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 53.825.000 units.
    The defender lost a total of 1.310.938.000 units.
    At these space coordinates now float 564.114.600 metal and 311.917.900 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 25.636.803 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 552.503.160
    Crystal: 294.067.900
    Deuterium: 1.273.243
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 847.844.303 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -794.266.560
    Crystal: -427.747.000
    Deuterium: -114.561.243
    The defender(s) lost a total of 1.336.574.803 units.




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    Grumpy have had a few bumps along the way. Parsec took care of him the last time and along the way I've crashed some small pieces of him.
    But then out of no where, He started to get really active and massbuild fleet. When I saw that i've been keeping a good eye on him and being ready when he mess up.


    He never idles so it was hard taking him when he was on. And when he was off, his fleet isn't home. (From what I've seen atleast)


    I started to try to figure out where he FS, and he moved it pretty often but still in the same galaxy. And everytime he moved it, he moved it farther away from me. (Jab = sad).
    Today he was off the whole morning and i watched every moon he has like crazy to catch when his fleet lands. I spotted it about 1 min after it landed at probed and there it was. It was a long trip for me and alot of deut but i figured what the hell, sometimes you gotta risk it.


    Since I sent it cross-gal I had to limit the amount of ships to send to avoid the alot of deutspending but 90 mil deut later everything was in the air, and it was a long 37 mins for the impact and about 46 mins until my followups would hit.
    I was almost certain that he either would log in or that Dani would spot the fleet aswell and since he was only a few SS away from him he would have the time to beat me to it.
    But everything went smooth, and 1 min after the hit the defender showed a lot of activity including HW. So either he logged in or someone created activity for him. I probed like crazy to see if he was gonna try to ninja my followups or steal the DF. (Sorry for all the probes grumpy :P). But he hadn't moved 1 thing so i continued. I'm gonna admit, i messed up with the followups since I didn't think of that he would loose the yellow so after the impact I sent another followup.


    The defender went into V-mode a couple of hours after the impact. I wish you a FR Grumpy if you choose to stay.
    And like I always say: I hope you stay, if not I hope you will give away your account so this uni could have a slower death atleast.





    Anyway, the rest you see below.




    On 07-04-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 5.000
    Battlecruiser 55.311
    _________________________________________


    Defender Grumpy Teapot [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 16.640
    Large Cargo 20.887
    Light Fighter 66.431
    Heavy Fighter 83
    Cruiser 12.288
    Battleship 3.147
    Colony Ship 1
    Recycler 5.266
    Espionage Probe 762
    Destroyer 3.000
    Deathstar 36
    Battlecruiser 1.000
    Rocket Launcher 4.000
    Light Laser 1.000
    Heavy Laser 250
    Gauss Cannon 100
    Small Shield Dome 1
    Large Shield Dome 1
    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 4.210 ( -790 )
    Battlecruiser 50.127 ( -5.184 )
    _________________________________________


    Defender Grumpy Teapot [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    24.158.992 Metal, 358.268 Crystal and 47.959.716 Deuterium
    35.126.323 Metal, 59.711 Crystal and 157.352.518 Deuterium
    17.563.161 Metal, 29.856 Crystal and 67.283.313 Deuterium
    8.781.581 Metal, 14.928 Crystal and 45.034.603 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 488.040.000 units.
    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 490.733.000 units.


    The defender lost a total of 2.060.340.000 units.
    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 2.086.500.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 965.655.600 metal and 660.921.800 crystal.
    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 992.600 metal and 874.300 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 403.722.970 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 859.790.257
    Crystal: 441.799.863
    Deuterium: 239.844.150
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.541.434.270 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -1.308.978.057
    Crystal: -731.984.763
    Deuterium: -449.260.150
    The defender(s) lost a total of 2.490.222.970 units.




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    I know you guys have launched on him a few times so I always try to check on that area to see if anything is going on. I saw those moons were dead with no timers or anything and then i swipped it again like 1 min after and saw that huge DF, and i instantly knew that this was a DF timeback but i sent about 151 k recs to hope they wouldnt get it all but 3 mins after it was all gone.


    Even though the defender made it so much easier for you, You guys did a very good job timing the DF and coordinate with eachother (love those hits). And for me atleast i could say that I saw this coming, it was just a matter of time. Sad to say but yeah.


    To defend Erasmo here, it wasn't actually Erasmo playing this account.


    Anyway congrats on the new acs top 1 (for now) :) and enjoy the profits.


    Sucks it was on ally buddy, and not sure if should say FR or not since that account is pretty useless now.

    Wow Parsec! Congrats on the top 1 hit, we all know you deserve it! Enjoy the huge profit :)


    As for Notreally, i was planning on roasting you since its very stupid to leave your fleet sitting like that, knowing Apex are always hungry.
    But to the new guy, very sloppy play from you to come out from Vmode and get hit the same day but I hope you continue on that acc or give it away and not leaving it to die in V-mode, we are getting less and less in this uni and while fixing the research speed maybe we should start the process for a merge?? :)


    FR NotReallys account :)

    So this is the second time i took down Kundalini, but this time was alot more fun since this wasn't a normal hit. I checked on him and he only had activity on one moon and on his HW. I didn't probe him since i know he likes to idle a little to much so I was waiting for him to go on timers (waited like 30-40 mins maybe) and saw a timer on the moon and HW and probed the moon and it was empty.
    Since he will usually be on at that time or a bit later i thought it might been a FS to his own DF, but wasn't sure since its Friday.


    Anyway, i created a DF there to watch and well 1 h 8 mins later it was gone and i got the exact time. It was just one issue, i hadn't a fresh report of his fleet so either i go blind or i ask my dear teammate @Parsec that collects esp reports or something, but he gave me a very fresh one.
    I launched but was worried about both Dani and Conquest since they could easily acs defend if Kundalini would log in.


    He didn't log in for the whole attack, and like 20-25 mins after the impact he logged in and went straight to V-mode. I wish you a FR if you're just taking a brake and I hope to see you when you get back and rebuild. So this uni doesn't die! Yet atleast.


    A special dedi to @Parsec for delivering the well needed esp report in just under a minute after i asked.


    Also regarding a special dedi on another hit a week ago (hint: it quacks). It was just a prank, bro.



    On 22-03-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 50.000
    Light Fighter 515.000
    Battlecruiser 55.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Kundalini [PocoLoco]
    ________________________________________________


    Large Cargo 2.000
    Light Fighter 40.000
    Recycler 500
    Espionage Probe 91
    Deathstar 79
    Rocket Launcher 10.000
    Light Laser 9.308
    Plasma Turret 500
    Small Shield Dome 1
    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 48.074 ( -1.926 )
    Light Fighter 495.557 ( -19.443 )
    Battlecruiser 53.030 ( -1.970 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Kundalini [PocoLoco]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    5.817.556 Metal, 1.311.309 Crystal and 7.577.991 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 252.926.000 units.
    The defender lost a total of 1.086.827.000 units.
    At these space coordinates now float 457.296.700 metal and 331.230.200 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 14.706.856 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 341.833.256
    Crystal: 230.446.509
    Deuterium: -21.972.009
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 550.307.756 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -596.839.556
    Crystal: -402.116.309
    Deuterium: -102.577.991
    The defender(s) lost a total of 1.101.533.856 units.




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    So I've been trying to get Silverwings a long time, and launched a lot of times and he always always comes on a few mins before the impact. I've long suspected him for scripting since he always comes on at the right time. This player is the most annoying player in ogame, he never writes that he's online, which annoys me. (I know he does not have any obligations to but still).


    I started to farm his planets since I wanted a way to get the wasted deut and time I've wasted back from him. One time he logged in and wrote to me, i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw the message window, but then i understood it was his planet i was hitting this time, and he would actually have something to loose if i didn't recall (his sats). I was about to recall but got busy elsewhere and forgot, and that time he grabbed the DF. But today i farmed his planet since i knew he was gonna be off. And it went good. But at the same time I looked on the overview to see if he got any act somewhere. And found an active moon in a SS far away from me, i probed and saw his fleet with alot of res, i knew he was off.


    I had to go cross gal for this hit since i wasn't close at all. When my CD went to 0 i JG, and ofc i JG to the wrong moon since i was stressed knowing i would have a very very tiny chance of getting him. I waited a long 20 mins and finally JG to the right moon and launched. During the flight time that lasted 37 mins for my BC i was sure he was gonna log in. But i decided to send my follow ups instantly and my recs a little bit after.


    And u saw the impact and I thought okay, my follow ups are 11 mins away and recs 20-30 mins away. And I couldn't believe it but literally 30 SEC after the first impact he logs in from being off for a lot of hours. A coincidence or...?

    I probed his planet and moon to see if he started to do something but after awhile he wrote to me "You got it, time to say goodbye".
    I didn't trust him at all so i kept being suspicious to see if he would try to ninja my followups or moving his res from his moon.
    But I got it all. He congratulated me after the hit and were a good sport, for that im not savage in this hit.



    On 16-03-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 17.000
    _________________________________________


    Defender Silverwings [FnM]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 27.982
    Large Cargo 30.259
    Light Fighter 184
    Heavy Fighter 58
    Cruiser 529
    Battleship 196
    Colony Ship 3
    Recycler 3.922
    Espionage Probe 691
    Destroyer 6
    Deathstar 2
    Battlecruiser 31
    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 16.811 ( -189 )
    _________________________________________


    Defender Silverwings [FnM]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    6.724.400 Metal, 6.724.400 Crystal and 6.724.400 Deuterium
    54.682.834 Metal, 256.469.929 Crystal and 81.564.085 Deuterium
    27.341.417 Metal, 128.234.964 Crystal and 40.782.043 Deuterium
    13.670.708 Metal, 64.117.482 Crystal and 20.391.021 Deuterium
    6.835.354 Metal, 32.058.741 Crystal and 10.195.511 Deuterium
    3.417.677 Metal, 16.029.371 Crystal and 5.097.755 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 16.065.000 units.
    The defender lost a total of 598.245.000 units.
    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 603.189.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 219.819.600 metal and 200.172.000 crystal.
    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 1.730.400 metal and 1.730.400 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 781.062.092 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    ________________________________________________


    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
    128.000.000 Metal and 128.000.000 Crystal
    92.464.000 Metal and 73.936.000 Crystal
    1.086.000 Metal and 0 Crystal


    Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
    221.550.000 Metal and 201.936.000 Crystal




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 328.552.390
    Crystal: 698.010.887
    Deuterium: 161.919.815
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.188.483.092 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -423.502.390
    Crystal: -784.506.887
    Deuterium: -176.241.815
    The defender(s) lost a total of 1.384.251.092 units.




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    So I've been trying to get Makaki for a long time now, but he was a hard fish to take. I only caught him 1 time idling with fleet down and that was 3,5 months ago. But he came on a few mins before the impact. I have watched him every chance i've got and he really likes to create activity on all of his moons and planets when he's online. Sometimes his timers goes for 15 mins and he does all over again, and haven't found his fleet so many times when he does that.
    This time, he only had actvivity on his moon where his fleet where. Since i know his normal behaviour, i either thought that his fleet just landed or that he was online but was to lazy with his normal routine.
    So i launched, thinking he would come on if he wasn't already. It was a very short flight time and not much deut spended so I also decided to send the recs at the same time.
    After the impact, i waited for his other fleet to land (since he always split them up). But waited a few hours until he came on and no fleet landed in that time. I'm not sure if you messed up your FS or what happened.


    A special dedi to @FuuF for always being my number 1 fan, much love to you <3
    Also another unexpected dedi to Duc, who's finally out of his bann in a week, looking forward to that!


    FR Makaki, you were a good sport after the hit and I'm glad you're staying!



    On 13-03-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 18.122
    Battlecruiser 50.211

    _________________________________________


    Defender Makaki [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 10.100
    Large Cargo 4.100
    Light Fighter 47.600
    Heavy Fighter 730
    Cruiser 6.100
    Battleship 4.100
    Colony Ship 3
    Recycler 12.000
    Espionage Probe 2.580
    Bomber 202
    Destroyer 1.002
    Deathstar 1
    Battlecruiser 1
    Rocket Launcher 1.000
    Light Laser 1.000
    Small Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 17.861 ( -261 )
    Battlecruiser 49.919 ( -292 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Makaki [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    20.224.581 Metal, 4.927.008 Crystal and 45.678.960 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 40.480.000 units.
    The defender lost a total of 1.086.435.000 units.
    At these space coordinates now float 499.985.500 metal and 244.261.500 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 70.830.549 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 499.705.081
    Crystal: 233.593.508
    Deuterium: 41.298.960
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 774.597.549 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -717.494.581
    Crystal: -338.787.008
    Deuterium: -100.983.960
    The defender(s) lost a total of 1.157.265.549 units.




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    Just posting this because i haven't posted anything in a long while, due busy in RL. I have kept an eye on Thor since Parsec took him last time. I've tried and failed but yesterday I saw a 47 mins timer on 2 of his moons and 1 of them was very close to me so launched and 15 mins later the DF was there. During that time it was either fake act or that someone was trigger happy with probes around his HW area. So i kept going.


    I waited for the return of fleet and JG to my other moon to take the other one which would be around 200 mil more in profit. I was pretty far away so the flight time was a bit over 30 mins. I launched even though his HW had activity (again i thought it might be fake act) awhile after that he texted me and told me he was online.


    Dedi this to Apex ofc.
    Had a talk with Thor after the hit and he was a good sport, wish you a FR if you decide to stay. I got a feeling that we will see a V-mode there but I hope you stay.



    On 09-03-2019 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 22.084
    Battlecruiser 50.183
    _________________________________________


    Defender THOR [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 45.389
    Large Cargo 7.313
    Light Fighter 18.109
    Cruiser 1.172
    Battleship 324
    Colony Ship 1
    Recycler 780
    Espionage Probe 64
    Destroyer 54
    Deathstar 2
    Battlecruiser 179
    Light Laser 5.000
    Plasma Turret 170
    Small Shield Dome 1
    Large Shield Dome 1
    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Jab [Apex]
    ________________________________________________


    Battleship 21.982 ( -102 )
    Battlecruiser 49.971 ( -212 )
    _________________________________________


    Defender THOR [G_O_P]
    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!
    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:
    34.596.456 Metal, 17.411.790 Crystal and 33.942.279 Deuterium
    73.450.106 Metal, 0 Crystal and 0 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 24.140.000 units.
    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 28.822.000 units.


    The defender lost a total of 483.505.000 units.
    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 513.405.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 185.061.100 metal and 138.924.100 crystal.
    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 1.923.600 metal and 1.250.200 crystal.
    The attacker captured a total of 159.400.631 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
    The attacker(s) captured the debris.




    Summary of profit/losses:




    Summary attackers(s)


    Metal: 281.333.262
    Crystal: 145.790.090
    Deuterium: 30.614.279
    The attacker(s) made a profit of 457.737.631 units.



    Summary defender(s)


    Metal: -392.514.562
    Crystal: -227.159.790
    Deuterium: -53.131.279
    The defender(s) lost a total of 672.805.631 units.




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