Posts by Weird Al

    Ghosty, what you smoking? Assassins have always been kind and courteous to me. Hell, their two nicest fellas, GKP and Thunder Child, frequently sell me deut at 2:1:1 voluntarily. In fact, they told me that if I didn’t accept their 2:1:1 deut trades, they’d hound me for weeks with barrages of sweet and personable in game messages.

    So yeah.. not sure why you’re getting so worked up…



    :fatgreengrin:

    This hit is dedicated to GKP;


    If you want to play the defense bashing, IPM’ing, and little to no profit, bullying bull$hit petty tactics.. count me in. I can play that game as well. In fact, I know a slew of people who’d love to be involved. And there’s plenty of BTMI/Ass defenses to go around, trust me.

    Cillidan , thanks for flying with me mate. Loving dat turtle soup :beer:


    Regards,

    Al


    On 08-05-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Destroyer 220.000

    Reaper 430.000

    Battlecruiser 2.000.000

    Cruiser 2.100.000

    Light Fighter 16.000.000

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    Attacker Jotunn [F G R]

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    Destroyer 219.796

    Reaper 256.216

    Battlecruiser 1.133.903

    Cruiser 200.707

    Light Fighter 10.122.819

    _________________________________________


    Defender dseth [BTMI]

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    Large Cargo 97.223

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 50

    Espionage Probe 89

    Solar Satellite 100

    Deathstar 25

    Crawler 1.144

    Rocket Launcher 3.500.000

    Light Laser 3.500.000

    Heavy Laser 400.000

    Gauss Cannon 40.000

    Ion Cannon 40.000

    Plasma Turret 80.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Destroyer 219.970 ( -30 )

    Reaper 429.926 ( -74 )

    Battlecruiser 1.996.124 ( -3.876 )

    Cruiser 2.087.755 ( -12.245 )

    Light Fighter 15.537.321 ( -462.679 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Jotunn [F G R]

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    Destroyer 219.764 ( -32 )

    Reaper 256.187 ( -29 )

    Battlecruiser 1.132.019 ( -1.884 )

    Cruiser 199.598 ( -1.109 )

    Light Fighter 9.853.913 ( -268.906 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender dseth [BTMI]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    1.813.604.456 Metal, 1.495.460.236 Crystal and 206.983.906 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 3.827.436.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 30.823.795.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 755.605.351 metal and 393.854.176 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 3.516.048.598 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: -77.900.193

    Crystal: 825.086.412

    Deuterium: 90.885.906

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 838.072.125 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -22.174.800.456

    Crystal: -9.451.755.236

    Deuterium: -2.713.287.906

    The defender(s) lost a total of 34.339.843.598 units.



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    Unsure of who or where this account came from, but I appreciate the donations. Seems you lost more fleet after this encounter as well.

    Best of luck.

    Regards,

    Al

    On 22-04-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker SuperMario

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    Battlecruiser 50.000

    Reaper 36.000

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    Defender Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Large Cargo 14.000

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 1.000.000

    Espionage Probe 689

    Deathstar 20.001

    Rocket Launcher 115.163

    Light Laser 6.943

    Heavy Laser 1.147

    Gauss Cannon 100

    Ion Cannon 147

    Plasma Turret 20

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker SuperMario

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    Destroyed!

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    Defender Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Large Cargo 13.211 ( -789 )

    Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )

    Recycler 947.731 ( -52.269 )

    Espionage Probe 636 ( -53 )

    Deathstar 20.001 ( -0 )

    Rocket Launcher 106.465 ( -8.698 )

    Light Laser 6.387 ( -556 )

    Heavy Laser 1.073 ( -74 )

    Gauss Cannon 100 ( -0 )

    Ion Cannon 146 ( -1 )

    Plasma Turret 20 ( -0 )

    Small Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

    Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

    _________________________________________



    The defender has won the battle!


    The attacker lost a total of 10.010.000.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 969.471.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 1.526.227.200 metal and 1.289.520.300 crystal.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    ________________________________________________


    Debris harvested by the defender(s):

    1.526.227.200 Metal and 1.289.581.200 Crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: -4.560.000.000

    Crystal: -3.980.000.000

    Deuterium: -1.470.000.000

    The attacker(s) lost a total of 10.010.000.000 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: 980.124.200

    Crystal: 970.751.200

    Deuterium: -104.538.000

    The defender(s) made a profit of 1.846.337.400 units.



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    Tried for this fleet a few nights ago and got onlined. Thought I’d give it another try and managed to snag it. FR defender.


    Regards,

    Al

    On 22-04-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 500.000

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    Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]

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    Light Fighter 149.377

    Heavy Fighter 58.474

    Cruiser 26.851

    Battleship 29.547

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 2

    Espionage Probe 269.167

    Bomber 5.752

    Destroyer 6.264

    Deathstar 30

    Battlecruiser 10.090

    Reaper 5.484

    Pathfinder 52.782

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 490.682 ( -9.318 )

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    Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 147.684.098 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 792.030.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 8.975.002.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 1.484.914.800 metal and 1.119.091.200 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 147.684.098 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 1.205.374.800

    Crystal: 746.371.200

    Deuterium: 7.914.098

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.959.660.098 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -4.670.176.000

    Crystal: -3.357.584.000

    Deuterium: -1.094.926.098

    The defender(s) lost a total of 9.122.686.098 units.



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    Welcome to U1 :thumbsup:


    Wish the defender a speedy rebuild.

    Regards,

    Al



    On 25-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 1.000.000

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    Defender Kinion

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    Small Cargo 317.034

    Large Cargo 79.806

    Light Fighter 3.751

    Heavy Fighter 188

    Cruiser 468

    Battleship 1.470

    Colony Ship 20

    Recycler 15.497

    Espionage Probe 77.881

    Bomber 10.674

    Destroyer 10.536

    Deathstar 292

    Battlecruiser 22.377

    Reaper 6.379

    Pathfinder 44.705

    Rocket Launcher 118.840

    Light Laser 10.000

    Heavy Laser 1.200

    Gauss Cannon 600

    Ion Cannon 200

    Plasma Turret 2.770

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 979.938 ( -20.062 )

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    Defender Kinion

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    453.221.325 Metal, 453.221.325 Crystal and 453.221.325 Deuterium

    1.607.486.776 Metal, 364.628.439 Crystal and 616.786.242 Deuterium

    803.743.388 Metal, 182.314.219 Crystal and 308.393.121 Deuterium

    401.871.694 Metal, 91.157.110 Crystal and 154.196.560 Deuterium

    200.935.847 Metal, 45.578.555 Crystal and 77.098.280 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 1.705.270.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 2.148.914.000 units.


    The defender lost a total of 12.859.591.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 14.514.301.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 1.846.455.000 metal and 1.798.387.800 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 60.548.100 metal and 51.943.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 6.213.854.206 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 4.570.575.130

    Crystal: 2.011.605.948

    Deuterium: 1.240.093.528

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 7.822.274.606 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -10.456.818.530

    Crystal: -6.894.588.148

    Deuterium: -3.376.748.528

    The defender(s) lost a total of 20.728.155.206 units.



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    Prelude; this post is about my butthole.


    There’s not a lot of things that make my butthole pucker. It’s tough. Has seen and put up with a lot of sh!t. Gets around. But this… this, good sir, has indeed made it pucker on an alarming scale. This hit, this profit, the loss to profit ratio, the pure cargo slappage that ensued.. wow. Congratulations. Well done indeed!

    Enjoy the massive profits. Coffy, tough luck. Not sure what happened, but wish you a speedy recovery.

    Regards,

    Al

    Guess I’ll make one more post before the board gets spammed with all the newcomers.

    Ovad was a good sport, best FS before hitting the booze :tongue3:. Fast rebuild!


    Regards,

    Al


    On 20-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 500.000

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    Defender Ovad [Miners_2]

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    Small Cargo 89.947

    Large Cargo 104.711

    Light Fighter 66.434

    Heavy Fighter 9.908

    Cruiser 15.092

    Battleship 8.434

    Colony Ship 2

    Recycler 20.797

    Espionage Probe 4.136

    Bomber 1.247

    Destroyer 1.530

    Deathstar 2

    Battlecruiser 23.018

    Reaper 3.243

    Pathfinder 10.050

    Heavy Laser 111

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 497.290 ( -2.710 )

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    Defender Ovad [Miners_2]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    229.996.625 Metal, 87.755.195 Crystal and 372.238.055 Deuterium

    232.773.268 Metal, 43.877.597 Crystal and 315.350.522 Deuterium

    116.387.327 Metal, 21.938.799 Crystal and 157.675.261 Deuterium

    58.194.357 Metal, 10.969.399 Crystal and 78.837.631 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 230.350.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 6.414.734.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 6.415.894.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 974.494.500 metal and 824.774.400 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 1.725.994.036 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 1.530.546.077

    Crystal: 880.915.390

    Deuterium: 883.451.469

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.294.912.936 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -3.805.902.577

    Crystal: -2.805.900.990

    Deuterium: -1.530.084.469

    The defender(s) lost a total of 8.141.888.036 units.



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    Spy N Fly.

    FR defender!


    Regards,

    Al


    On 20-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Pathfinder 175.000

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    Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]

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    Small Cargo 140.152

    Large Cargo 102.009

    Small Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Pathfinder 175.000 ( -0 )

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    Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    358.857.597 Metal, 376.469.397 Crystal and 803.675.566 Deuterium

    179.428.799 Metal, 188.234.698 Crystal and 401.837.783 Deuterium

    89.714.399 Metal, 94.117.349 Crystal and 200.918.891 Deuterium

    44.857.200 Metal, 47.058.675 Crystal and 100.459.446 Deuterium

    22.428.600 Metal, 23.529.337 Crystal and 50.229.723 Deuterium

    11.214.300 Metal, 11.764.669 Crystal and 25.114.861 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 0 units.

    The defender lost a total of 1.784.736.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 1.784.756.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 267.707.400 metal and 267.707.400 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 3.029.911.290 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 974.208.295

    Crystal: 1.008.881.525

    Deuterium: 1.582.236.270

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.565.326.090 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -1.598.878.895

    Crystal: -1.633.552.125

    Deuterium: -1.582.236.270

    The defender(s) lost a total of 4.814.667.290 units.



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    Tried for this fleet a few times, but he’s always come on. Assumed he’d come on again, so I just blind launched without simming and only sent 3 waves. Turns out I landed and got bested by 3 plasmas and a dome on the first wave :lol:. Ah well, still happy with the profit. Wish you a speedy rebuild defender.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 15-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Pathfinder 240.000

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    Defender X-Teraa [JeB]

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    Small Cargo 191.000

    Large Cargo 175.000

    Recycler 250

    Rocket Launcher 1.050

    Light Laser 1.000

    Heavy Laser 1.000

    Gauss Cannon 1.000

    Ion Cannon 1.000

    Plasma Turret 1.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]

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    Pathfinder 230.707 ( -9.293 )

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    Defender X-Teraa [JeB]

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    Small Cargo 0 ( -191.000 )

    Large Cargo 0 ( -175.000 )

    Recycler 0 ( -250 )

    Rocket Launcher 0 ( -1.050 )

    Light Laser 0 ( -1.000 )

    Heavy Laser 0 ( -1.000 )

    Gauss Cannon 0 ( -1.000 )

    Ion Cannon 0 ( -1.000 )

    Plasma Turret 3 ( -997 )

    Small Shield Dome 0 ( -1 )

    Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )

    _________________________________________



    The battle ends in a draw.


    The attacker captured:

    0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 0 Deuterium

    997.854.475 Metal, 560.747.485 Crystal and 109.214.594 Deuterium

    498.927.237 Metal, 280.373.743 Crystal and 54.607.297 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 288.083.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 356.810.000 units.


    The defender lost a total of 3.055.230.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 3.288.661.000 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 452.653.200 metal and 471.868.500 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 5.320.800 metal and 9.976.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 2.501.724.831 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 1.862.675.712

    Crystal: 1.150.316.228

    Deuterium: 71.741.891

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.084.733.831 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -3.121.497.712

    Crystal: -2.433.102.228

    Deuterium: -235.785.891

    The defender(s) lost a total of 5.790.385.831 units.



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