Posts by Weird Al

    Seeing this thread put the biggest smile on my face for 3 reasons;

    1. The total profit made from this large scale attack is just bananas.
    2. it’s against Mars. Nuff said.

    3. Seeing the posted hit(s) gave me just enough of a chubby that my wife “enjoyed the hit” as well.

    Well freaking done here Rya! Massive profits against a careful and annoying player. 9/10 from me. Only way this post would be perfect is if there was a large female buttocks attached to it.

    no FR to this defender from me.

    Regards,

    Al

    This hit is surprising to me for two reasons; 1.) Slevs out of vmode and making a hit?! 2.) haven’t seen enema on the wrong side of a hit in eons. Probably since we were all clustered together in G3 with the RoLUE / Doom feud or whatever it was all those years ago lol.


    Lovely teamwork here, gents! Warms my heart to see you still smashing stuff, Slev. Miss you boo! Enjoy the profits and speedy rebuild defender.


    Regards,

    Al

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and whatever you are Adam. It is my humble honor to not only present to you, but to showcase a ship type that knows no bounds. The almighty colony ship. Featured on a recalled deploy.


    Myself and a couple of the FTN guys got a wild hair a year or two ago and wanted to do something that hasn’t been done in ages (at least not in Uni 1)… we wanted a colony ship HoF. Myself and (please forgive me if I am remembering incorrectly as it’s been a couple years) Walter were speaking with Shalimer who agreed to fund us both the res for 1m colony ships if we use them in a hit. We both agreed and I even built an additional 1m for lolz. Many many years ago when I played U29, there was a crazy old fool named Ram Rok’d who made the very first colony ship-only HoF. I still remember laughing about it back then.


    Months and and year(s) went by and the dust began to collect on my mighty colony ship army as opportunity neglected to present itself. Got my hopes up of seeing my beautiful colony ships in a top 10 against Amotion, but that opportunity failed didn’t it Amo. I began to wonder if the world will never get to see the most underrated and underused ship type of the game. Until today….


    Now I’ve crashed Baloons more times than I can count. When I saw him deploying his cargos to his planet below on a slow deployment, I knew my time had come. I launched a couple of waves behind his deployment heading towards his planet and sat on my lanx waiting. Caught the recall time and the rest is history.


    Spoke to Baloons afterwards and he was a great sport. I was a bit further behind his returning fleet than I thought (or at least according to him), but he was still unable to escape. Wish you a speedy rebuild mate.


    Dedicated to Shalimer and Walter for the fun times had, even if I’m the only one who followed through xD


    Regards,

    Al


    On 04-04-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Colony Ship 2.000.000

    Destroyer 2.000

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    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

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    Large Cargo 318.300

    Deathstar 1

    Rocket Launcher 135.827

    Plasma Turret 43

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Colony Ship 1.998.681 ( -1.319 )

    Destroyer 1.999 ( -1 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    5.916.083.228 metal, 1.359.566.770 crystal and 3.774.076.119 deuterium

    2.958.041.614 metal, 679.783.385 crystal and 1.887.038.059 deuterium

    1.479.020.807 metal, 339.891.692 crystal and 943.519.030 deuterium

    739.510.403 metal, 169.945.846 crystal and 471.759.515 deuterium

    369.755.202 metal, 84.972.923 crystal and 235.879.757 deuterium

    184.877.601 metal, 42.486.462 crystal and 117.939.879 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 52.885.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 53.660.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 4.106.844.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 5.154.942.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 578.415.000 metal and 582.069.000 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 708.534.000 metal, 708.534.000 crystal and 0.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 60.000 metal and 112.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 21.754.148.292 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

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    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    578.465.400 metal and 582.169.320 crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 12.212.304.255

    Crystal: 3.232.011.398

    Deuterium: 7.416.807.359

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 22.861.123.012 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -14.164.576.855

    Crystal: -3.890.863.078

    Deuterium: -7.436.582.359

    The defender(s) lost a total of 25.492.022.292 units.



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    Saw Isaac’s name here and at first thought someone commented on one of the other times he’s been top 10’d.. didn’t realize he’d been hit again lol.


    Again, you are just a machine Tested. A fleet crashing, ASS slappin, profit makin machine. Congrats on this one! Big crash, big numbers, big profit. Only thing missing is a big butt. Enjoy the glory. Isaac, I know you’ll rebuild. And I also know you’ll be here again. But FR all the same.


    Regards,

    Al

    Probe and go. Was in a hurry and didn’t sim, so losses are a bit high. But meh.. just happy to hit something. FR Beowulf!


    Regards,

    Al


    On 29-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 5.000.000

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    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

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    Small Cargo 200.000

    Large Cargo 200.600

    Light Fighter 2.000

    Heavy Fighter 1.000

    Cruiser 1.000

    Battleship 100

    Recycler 100

    Bomber 100

    Destroyer 1.000

    Deathstar 4.497

    Battlecruiser 2.000

    Rocket Launcher 20.000

    Light Laser 5.000

    Heavy Laser 500

    Gauss Cannon 500

    Ion Cannon 500

    Plasma Turret 200

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 4.866.369 ( -133.631 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    493.954.879 metal, 9.035.298 crystal and 2.263.773.428 deuterium

    246.977.440 metal, 4.517.649 crystal and 1.054.813.961 deuterium

    123.488.720 metal, 2.258.824 crystal and 527.406.981 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 11.358.635.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 48.638.620.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 48.754.978.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 8.478.009.000 metal and 7.525.332.000 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 8.995.209.000 metal, 7.321.687.000 crystal and 1.686.066.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 4.726.227.180 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 5.333.500.039

    Crystal: 2.195.903.771

    Deuterium: 1.841.529.370

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 9.370.933.180 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -16.275.535.039

    Crystal: -12.482.003.771

    Deuterium: -6.720.704.370

    The defender(s) lost a total of 35.478.243.180 units.



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    Patricia.. you know it’s bad when I’m on the positive side against you..


    Big shoutout to aLcoL1qmatador on his watchful eyes, and Rabbit for his unrelenting adorableness and ability to hop surprisingly high and kill anything that moves. Thanks for letting my lazy ass tag along xD


    We had hoped we’d be hitting his main, but sumbitch dun Houdini’d it. Still, we didn’t leave empty handed. Speedy clicking, Pat!

    Dedicated to those of us still hanging around.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 06-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 29.500.000

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    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

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    Cruiser 200.000.000

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    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Large Cargo 5.000.000

    Colony Ship 5

    Recycler 10.005

    Espionage Probe 10.000

    Deathstar 1

    Battlecruiser 500.000

    Pathfinder 100.000

    Rocket Launcher 500

    Plasma Turret 5.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 29.499.778 ( -222 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 199.994.182 ( -5.818 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    26.315.230.886 metal, 3.161.205.567 crystal and 18.473.518.004 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 187.592.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 106.451.410.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 13.808.436.000 metal and 15.487.120.800 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 22.495.840.000 metal, 25.269.838.000 crystal and 4.077.686.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 47.949.954.457 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 40.000.646.886

    Crystal: 18.598.720.367

    Deuterium: 18.458.552.004

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 77.057.919.257 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -49.975.550.886

    Crystal: -29.715.557.567

    Deuterium: -22.866.892.004

    The defender(s) lost a total of 102.558.000.457 units.



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    Nothing yall haven’t seen a dozen times before, but it has been some time since Baloons has slipped up. Guess I was just watching at the right time. Speedy recovery!

    Regards,

    Al


    On 05-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 250.000

    Pathfinder 480.000

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    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

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    Large Cargo 323.717

    Deathstar 1

    Rocket Launcher 215.671

    Plasma Turret 273

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 249.983 ( -17 )

    Pathfinder 479.500 ( -500 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    5.518.239.047 metal, 1.929.481.585 crystal and 1.872.142.445 deuterium

    2.759.119.524 metal, 964.740.792 crystal and 936.071.223 deuterium

    1.379.559.762 metal, 482.370.396 crystal and 468.035.611 deuterium

    689.779.881 metal, 241.185.198 crystal and 234.017.806 deuterium

    344.889.940 metal, 120.592.599 crystal and 117.008.903 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 16.945.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 27.857.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 4.361.556.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 5.176.502.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 585.543.600 metal and 586.344.600 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 720.594.000 metal, 720.594.000 crystal and 0.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 844.800 metal and 1.584.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 18.057.234.712 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 11.270.650.554

    Crystal: 4.312.839.170

    Deuterium: 3.620.204.988

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 19.203.694.712 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -13.136.394.154

    Crystal: -5.004.028.570

    Deuterium: -3.652.125.988

    The defender(s) lost a total of 21.792.548.712 units.



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    in a way, Pat got the better end of the stick on this one. He’s the only one here who got F’d on Valentines.


    Brilliant as always, Phil! You do the work on putting in the time to map habits and it certainly pays off. With a sprinkle of luck, of course. A well deserved top 10, Grats again and enjoy.


    Not gonna go hard on the trolling, Pat. Nothing wrong with hitting that vmode button once in awhile. I would say FR, but we all know you’ll have the plastic melted on that credit card come next event and be as if it never happened. Happy V day ^^



    Regards,

    Al