Posts by Weird Al
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Ghosty, what you smoking? Assassins have always been kind and courteous to me. Hell, their two nicest fellas, GKP and Thunder Child, frequently sell me deut at 2:1:1 voluntarily. In fact, they told me that if I didn’t accept their 2:1:1 deut trades, they’d hound me for weeks with barrages of sweet and personable in game messages.
So yeah.. not sure why you’re getting so worked up…
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This hit is dedicated to GKP;
If you want to play the defense bashing, IPM’ing, and little to no profit, bullying bull$hit petty tactics.. count me in. I can play that game as well. In fact, I know a slew of people who’d love to be involved. And there’s plenty of BTMI/Ass defenses to go around, trust me.Cillidan , thanks for flying with me mate. Loving dat turtle soup
Regards,Al
On 08-05-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Destroyer 220.000
Reaper 430.000
Battlecruiser 2.000.000
Cruiser 2.100.000
Light Fighter 16.000.000
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Attacker Jotunn [F G R]
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Destroyer 219.796
Reaper 256.216
Battlecruiser 1.133.903
Cruiser 200.707
Light Fighter 10.122.819
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Defender dseth [BTMI]
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Large Cargo 97.223
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 50
Espionage Probe 89
Solar Satellite 100
Deathstar 25
Crawler 1.144
Rocket Launcher 3.500.000
Light Laser 3.500.000
Heavy Laser 400.000
Gauss Cannon 40.000
Ion Cannon 40.000
Plasma Turret 80.000
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Destroyer 219.970 ( -30 )
Reaper 429.926 ( -74 )
Battlecruiser 1.996.124 ( -3.876 )
Cruiser 2.087.755 ( -12.245 )
Light Fighter 15.537.321 ( -462.679 )
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Attacker Jotunn [F G R]
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Destroyer 219.764 ( -32 )
Reaper 256.187 ( -29 )
Battlecruiser 1.132.019 ( -1.884 )
Cruiser 199.598 ( -1.109 )
Light Fighter 9.853.913 ( -268.906 )
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Defender dseth [BTMI]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
1.813.604.456 Metal, 1.495.460.236 Crystal and 206.983.906 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 3.827.436.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 30.823.795.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 755.605.351 metal and 393.854.176 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 3.516.048.598 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: -77.900.193
Crystal: 825.086.412
Deuterium: 90.885.906
The attacker(s) made a profit of 838.072.125 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -22.174.800.456
Crystal: -9.451.755.236
Deuterium: -2.713.287.906
The defender(s) lost a total of 34.339.843.598 units.
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Unsure of who or where this account came from, but I appreciate the donations. Seems you lost more fleet after this encounter as well.
Best of luck.
Regards,
Al
On 22-04-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker SuperMario
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Battlecruiser 50.000
Reaper 36.000
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Defender Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Large Cargo 14.000
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 1.000.000
Espionage Probe 689
Deathstar 20.001
Rocket Launcher 115.163
Light Laser 6.943
Heavy Laser 1.147
Gauss Cannon 100
Ion Cannon 147
Plasma Turret 20
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker SuperMario
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Destroyed!
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Defender Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Large Cargo 13.211 ( -789 )
Colony Ship 1 ( -0 )
Recycler 947.731 ( -52.269 )
Espionage Probe 636 ( -53 )
Deathstar 20.001 ( -0 )
Rocket Launcher 106.465 ( -8.698 )
Light Laser 6.387 ( -556 )
Heavy Laser 1.073 ( -74 )
Gauss Cannon 100 ( -0 )
Ion Cannon 146 ( -1 )
Plasma Turret 20 ( -0 )
Small Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )
Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )
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The defender has won the battle!
The attacker lost a total of 10.010.000.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 969.471.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 1.526.227.200 metal and 1.289.520.300 crystal.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the defender(s):
1.526.227.200 Metal and 1.289.581.200 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: -4.560.000.000
Crystal: -3.980.000.000
Deuterium: -1.470.000.000
The attacker(s) lost a total of 10.010.000.000 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: 980.124.200
Crystal: 970.751.200
Deuterium: -104.538.000
The defender(s) made a profit of 1.846.337.400 units.
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Tried for this fleet a few nights ago and got onlined. Thought I’d give it another try and managed to snag it. FR defender.
Regards,Al
On 22-04-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 500.000
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Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]
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Light Fighter 149.377
Heavy Fighter 58.474
Cruiser 26.851
Battleship 29.547
Colony Ship 1
Recycler 2
Espionage Probe 269.167
Bomber 5.752
Destroyer 6.264
Deathstar 30
Battlecruiser 10.090
Reaper 5.484
Pathfinder 52.782
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 490.682 ( -9.318 )
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Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 147.684.098 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 792.030.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 8.975.002.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 1.484.914.800 metal and 1.119.091.200 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 147.684.098 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 1.205.374.800
Crystal: 746.371.200
Deuterium: 7.914.098
The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.959.660.098 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -4.670.176.000
Crystal: -3.357.584.000
Deuterium: -1.094.926.098
The defender(s) lost a total of 9.122.686.098 units.
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This makes me laugh.
Nice one, good eye and good profits
Esio, come here so daddy can spank you for your bad behavior.Regards,
Al
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Thanks for the dedi
All the hate on the pic, I think it’s a wonderful choice.
Nice find here Alex, at least one of us made some tasty profits. Then there’s Amo..
Enjoy and FR defender.
Regards,
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Keep playing that music, just tell us all who the artist really is.
Nice smash, enjoy. FR defender.
Regards,Al
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All imma say is that I smell fish… and it’s not Skull’s fishy taco. When you coming outta vmode btw big boi?
Again, a lovely smash “Mutt”.
Regards,
Al
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That’s a chunk of profit for no losses, best kind of hit! Grats!
Why doesn’t your “friend” post his own hits though?
Enjoy the profits and FR defender.
Regards,Al
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Welcome to U1
Wish the defender a speedy rebuild.Regards,
Al
On 25-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 1.000.000
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Defender Kinion
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Small Cargo 317.034
Large Cargo 79.806
Light Fighter 3.751
Heavy Fighter 188
Cruiser 468
Battleship 1.470
Colony Ship 20
Recycler 15.497
Espionage Probe 77.881
Bomber 10.674
Destroyer 10.536
Deathstar 292
Battlecruiser 22.377
Reaper 6.379
Pathfinder 44.705
Rocket Launcher 118.840
Light Laser 10.000
Heavy Laser 1.200
Gauss Cannon 600
Ion Cannon 200
Plasma Turret 2.770
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 979.938 ( -20.062 )
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Defender Kinion
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
453.221.325 Metal, 453.221.325 Crystal and 453.221.325 Deuterium
1.607.486.776 Metal, 364.628.439 Crystal and 616.786.242 Deuterium
803.743.388 Metal, 182.314.219 Crystal and 308.393.121 Deuterium
401.871.694 Metal, 91.157.110 Crystal and 154.196.560 Deuterium
200.935.847 Metal, 45.578.555 Crystal and 77.098.280 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 1.705.270.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 2.148.914.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 12.859.591.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 14.514.301.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 1.846.455.000 metal and 1.798.387.800 crystal.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 60.548.100 metal and 51.943.500 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 6.213.854.206 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 4.570.575.130
Crystal: 2.011.605.948
Deuterium: 1.240.093.528
The attacker(s) made a profit of 7.822.274.606 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -10.456.818.530
Crystal: -6.894.588.148
Deuterium: -3.376.748.528
The defender(s) lost a total of 20.728.155.206 units.
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Nice catch here Amo, persistence pays off indeed. Minerboi, tough luck. FR mate.
Regards,
Al
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Prelude; this post is about my butthole.
There’s not a lot of things that make my butthole pucker. It’s tough. Has seen and put up with a lot of sh!t. Gets around. But this… this, good sir, has indeed made it pucker on an alarming scale. This hit, this profit, the loss to profit ratio, the pure cargo slappage that ensued.. wow. Congratulations. Well done indeed!Enjoy the massive profits. Coffy, tough luck. Not sure what happened, but wish you a speedy recovery.
Regards,
Al
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Guess I’ll make one more post before the board gets spammed with all the newcomers.
Ovad was a good sport, best FS before hitting the booze
. Fast rebuild!
Regards,Al
On 20-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 500.000
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Defender Ovad [Miners_2]
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Small Cargo 89.947
Large Cargo 104.711
Light Fighter 66.434
Heavy Fighter 9.908
Cruiser 15.092
Battleship 8.434
Colony Ship 2
Recycler 20.797
Espionage Probe 4.136
Bomber 1.247
Destroyer 1.530
Deathstar 2
Battlecruiser 23.018
Reaper 3.243
Pathfinder 10.050
Heavy Laser 111
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Battlecruiser 497.290 ( -2.710 )
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Defender Ovad [Miners_2]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
229.996.625 Metal, 87.755.195 Crystal and 372.238.055 Deuterium
232.773.268 Metal, 43.877.597 Crystal and 315.350.522 Deuterium
116.387.327 Metal, 21.938.799 Crystal and 157.675.261 Deuterium
58.194.357 Metal, 10.969.399 Crystal and 78.837.631 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 230.350.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 6.414.734.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 6.415.894.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 974.494.500 metal and 824.774.400 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 1.725.994.036 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 1.530.546.077
Crystal: 880.915.390
Deuterium: 883.451.469
The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.294.912.936 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -3.805.902.577
Crystal: -2.805.900.990
Deuterium: -1.530.084.469
The defender(s) lost a total of 8.141.888.036 units.
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Spy N Fly.
FR defender!
Regards,Al
On 20-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Pathfinder 175.000
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Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]
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Small Cargo 140.152
Large Cargo 102.009
Small Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Pathfinder 175.000 ( -0 )
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Defender Autarch Scolar Visar [Imperium]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
358.857.597 Metal, 376.469.397 Crystal and 803.675.566 Deuterium
179.428.799 Metal, 188.234.698 Crystal and 401.837.783 Deuterium
89.714.399 Metal, 94.117.349 Crystal and 200.918.891 Deuterium
44.857.200 Metal, 47.058.675 Crystal and 100.459.446 Deuterium
22.428.600 Metal, 23.529.337 Crystal and 50.229.723 Deuterium
11.214.300 Metal, 11.764.669 Crystal and 25.114.861 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 0 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.784.736.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 1.784.756.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 267.707.400 metal and 267.707.400 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 3.029.911.290 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 974.208.295
Crystal: 1.008.881.525
Deuterium: 1.582.236.270
The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.565.326.090 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -1.598.878.895
Crystal: -1.633.552.125
Deuterium: -1.582.236.270
The defender(s) lost a total of 4.814.667.290 units.
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Tried for this fleet a few times, but he’s always come on. Assumed he’d come on again, so I just blind launched without simming and only sent 3 waves. Turns out I landed and got bested by 3 plasmas and a dome on the first wave
. Ah well, still happy with the profit. Wish you a speedy rebuild defender.
Regards,Al
On 15-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Pathfinder 240.000
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Defender X-Teraa [JeB]
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Small Cargo 191.000
Large Cargo 175.000
Recycler 250
Rocket Launcher 1.050
Light Laser 1.000
Heavy Laser 1.000
Gauss Cannon 1.000
Ion Cannon 1.000
Plasma Turret 1.000
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Big Daddy Al [F G R]
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Pathfinder 230.707 ( -9.293 )
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Defender X-Teraa [JeB]
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Small Cargo 0 ( -191.000 )
Large Cargo 0 ( -175.000 )
Recycler 0 ( -250 )
Rocket Launcher 0 ( -1.050 )
Light Laser 0 ( -1.000 )
Heavy Laser 0 ( -1.000 )
Gauss Cannon 0 ( -1.000 )
Ion Cannon 0 ( -1.000 )
Plasma Turret 3 ( -997 )
Small Shield Dome 0 ( -1 )
Large Shield Dome 1 ( -0 )
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The battle ends in a draw.
The attacker captured:
0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 0 Deuterium
997.854.475 Metal, 560.747.485 Crystal and 109.214.594 Deuterium
498.927.237 Metal, 280.373.743 Crystal and 54.607.297 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 288.083.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 356.810.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 3.055.230.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 3.288.661.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 452.653.200 metal and 471.868.500 crystal.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 5.320.800 metal and 9.976.500 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 2.501.724.831 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 1.862.675.712
Crystal: 1.150.316.228
Deuterium: 71.741.891
The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.084.733.831 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -3.121.497.712
Crystal: -2.433.102.228
Deuterium: -235.785.891
The defender(s) lost a total of 5.790.385.831 units.
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Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation between the drop in standard of Slev's pics and time spent as a team member? #BringBackTheRealSlevs
beautiful though, fr sylar
Was thinking the same thing. #BringBackTheRealSlevs
Absolutely wonderful smack here Slev! Glad to see some hits that aren’t merely probe and go’s. Enjoy the profits and FR Puck!Regards,
Al