IG: Weird Al
Server: Uni 1 (EN)
List of days; 3/5/7/9/13/17/19/21/23/24
Total tickets: 10
Posts by Weird Al
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Lord42, me thinks you forgot to remove the previous crash’s TD and update it, lol.
Well done yet again on catching me. Got home from a long day of work at the club (gotta make them $2 bills somehow), took a shower, and laid down for just a second. Next thing I know I’m waking up to my main fleet gone and assassins inbound on the rest of my moons (was able to save them, sorry Patricia). Didn’t realize how exhausted I was until my head hit the bed. As they say, sh!t happens. More disappointed in letting my team down than anything. But they’ve been nothing but supportive. Life happens. Just take it on the chin and move on. However, I’m undecided on if I will be taking a leave of absence or not. Will be taking some time, I do know that.Hadn’t really began rebuilding from the previous time you got me (aside from rebuilding around 30-40m light fighters - the sh!ttiest ship type to rebuild). And was able to achieve my next round of Astro between the last time you crashed me and now, so that’s a plus. But still stings.
I’m sure I’ll be back after some time away. Haven’t seen the last of Al and his thicc booty CR’s. Or colony ships.
Again, congrats on the crash. Enjoy the spoils!
Regards,Al
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Just paying one of my usual suspects another visit. Had my eye on his cargos earlier in the morning/evening and noticed him move them to his planet and go afk. Rolled the dice on a few waves and ended up connecting. Left around 4b res behind. I would wish FR to Baloons, but he doesn’t need it. Hes probably one of the most resilient players and doesn’t let a cargo slap deter him. Best wishes mate.
Regards,Al
On 10-08-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 1.000.000
Pathfinder 650.000
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Defender Baloons1 [TNT]
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Small Cargo 2.037
Large Cargo 354.239
Cruiser 13
Colony Ship 11
Recycler 214
Solar Satellite 961
Crawler 1.200
Rocket Launcher 433.223
Heavy Laser 256
Gauss Cannon 74
Ion Cannon 1
Plasma Turret 4.155
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 999.996 ( -4 )
Pathfinder 646.969 ( -3.031 )
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Defender Baloons1 [TNT]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
9.129.417.894 metal, 3.641.848.164 crystal and 2.865.233.947 deuterium
4.414.970.824 metal, 1.820.924.082 crystal and 1.432.616.973 deuterium
2.407.611.418 metal, 910.462.041 crystal and 716.308.487 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 94.301.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 109.442.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 5.683.597.500 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 7.302.045.500 units.
At these space coordinates now float 647.635.800 metal and 654.315.000 crystal.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 790.952.000 metal, 790.624.000 crystal and 206.000.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 1.397.400 metal and 2.210.400 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 27.339.393.830 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 16.572.007.336
Crystal: 6.976.766.687
Deuterium: 4.986.736.407
The attacker(s) made a profit of 28.535.510.430 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -19.632.427.136
Crystal: -8.152.340.287
Deuterium: -5.274.889.907
The defender(s) lost a total of 33.059.657.330 units.
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At the end my hits connected and Flava messaged right after the hit and said he had a defender and I was meant to lose these 4.7m cruisers, luckily his defender had sent 0 hour hold too which probably is some bug as of lately and I landed the hit I was not meant to. Wonder if the defender was the very same Muppet?
hahaha xD
I was aware of these 5m cargos but didn’t know their contents. Shame they weren’t carrying more, but still a lovely profit made from them! And glad you still have your battle fleet, Flava. Enjoy the spoils and speedy recovery Flava!Regards,
Al
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Lovely cargo slap here with some good profits! Grats and enjoy! Fr def
Regards,Al
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I am going to be 100% honest and transparent when I say that I don’t read ANY thing that cimbi posts on the boards anymore. He thinks he knows the happenings and forces himself into the drama of Uni 1 because, let’s be honest, that’s the only thrills he receives from his life. Forcing himself into situations that have 0% to do with him in the slightest. That is the cimbi way. Am honestly surprised his board account is not perma banned. And cimbi, don’t bother replying to me here because I guarantee you I will not be entertaining or reading it. Glad to know at least that I live inside of your head rent free after all these years.
My recommendation to the rest of the U1 board community, just scroll past any posts made by cimbi. Your sanity and happiness will thank you for the lack of toxicity in your daily diet.
Again, a lucky catch here Flava. Who knew that your post would stir so much drama. lol. Adam, still wishing you the best and a speedy rebuild.
Regards,Al
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I was in vmode and away during the time that this unfolded. However, I did read back through MUPPETS chat and can personally say from my observation that it was indeed a botched defend. As it’s been said, mistakes happen. And this particular defender, while being towards the top on ranks, is not a full time fleeter like others in the ally. Though, I do validate and understand your suspicion and concerns, Phasma. It was just the perfect F-up at the most inconvenient time. And I hate to see it happen to you. I lucked up and found and crashed your main a week or so ago, and I like to believe that you and I (despite being in the same alliance for awhile), have an understanding of our relationship in game - and please correct me if I’m wrong. And since then, I have had accusations thrown my way and my character questioned. Lucky for me, I stopped caring what other people watching from the outside think a long time ago because I know myself and know the facts while others speculate. That being said, I do understand you feeling the way that you do.
Flava, you weren’t meant to land this hit but somehow or another you managed it haha. Enjoy the profits mate. Funny that this hit happened to not one but two of my former ally mates pitted against each other. lol. Phasma, wish you the best mate. As it’s been said, muppets’ offer stands to help make you whole.Regards,
Al
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4/10 for the story, but solid smash here with excellent profits so that makes up for it I guess lol. As always, nice smash! Love seeing you back to playing actively once again! Keep em coming and FR def.
Regards,Al
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Spotted a timer on this moon with dead activity everywhere else and rolled the dice. Assuming defender may have selected wrong fleet speed, but only he knows. Looks like a newly merged player, so welcome to U1 and stay safe. Wish you a speedy rebuild!
Regards,
Al
On 03-08-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 3.000.000
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Defender Lord Astral [Exiles]
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Small Cargo 250.000
Large Cargo 4.000
Recycler 5.324
Espionage Probe 100
Deathstar 2.012
Battlecruiser 76.870
Reaper 43.636
Pathfinder 40.001
Rocket Launcher 13.408
Light Laser 8.000
Gauss Cannon 300
Plasma Turret 500
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 2.938.495 ( -61.505 )
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Defender Lord Astral [Exiles]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
1.850.000 metal, 3.750 crystal and 1.064.958.871 deuterium
925.000 metal, 1.875 crystal and 532.479.436 deuterium
462.500 metal, 937 crystal and 266.239.718 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 5.227.925.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 5.228.180.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 36.138.709.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 36.330.864.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 5.645.267.400 metal and 5.141.711.700 crystal.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 5.702.481.000 metal, 4.931.859.000 crystal and 1.467.736.000.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 27.000 metal and 36.000 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 1.866.922.087 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 3.803.291.900
Crystal: 2.681.434.262
Deuterium: 941.058.025
The attacker(s) made a profit of 7.425.784.187 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -11.456.537.500
Crystal: -9.834.286.562
Deuterium: -4.804.886.025
The defender(s) lost a total of 26.095.710.087 units.
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I lol’d when I saw this in the chat. I know he’s been pestering you for quite awhile now because he likes to pick on literally everyone, so I’m glad you finally got some revenge. And x3! Lmao. Way to go, red! Just lol Pat..
Regards,Al
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Nice to see you posting 3flip! And some healthy profits made on this one as well. Keep em coming and FR def.
Regards,Al
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Daaaaaaaamn, just noticed those colony ships, too. Not to worry Phasma, your small colony ship army were sacrificed to rebuild a greater colony ship nation that were destroyed not long ago. The ten thousand shall be reincarnated into two million in due time.
Rest easy, fallen soldiers…Regards,
Al
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No real story or skill here, found Phasma docked/ dead and launched. Also lucked out on a couple of my usual suspects shortly after hitting Phasma for a total profit of around 50b+. Somebody’s gotta keep these STREETS clean on the weekends ^^
Sorry Adam! Wish you a quick recovery!Regards,
Al
On 27-07-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 3.000.000
Pathfinder 600.000
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Defender Captain Phasma [F O]
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Small Cargo 97.904
Large Cargo 521.718
Light Fighter 1.000.000
Heavy Fighter 921
Cruiser 181.392
Battleship 100.000
Colony Ship 10.009
Recycler 100.351
Bomber 342
Destroyer 66
Deathstar 85
Battlecruiser 100.000
Reaper 99
Pathfinder 177.034
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After the battle ...
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 2.996.051 ( -3.949 )
Pathfinder 585.216 ( -14.784 )
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Defender Captain Phasma [F O]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
10.409.444.302 metal, 1.745.984.121 crystal and 4.900.443.889 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 793.969.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 39.021.412.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 6.201.171.300 metal and 4.588.306.500 crystal.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 7.293.051.000 metal, 5.323.074.000 crystal and 1.310.875.000.
The attacker captured a total of 17.055.872.312 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 16.373.873.602
Crystal: 5.954.570.621
Deuterium: 4.722.936.889
The attacker(s) made a profit of 27.051.381.112 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -23.550.222.302
Crystal: -11.337.545.121
Deuterium: -7.262.516.889
The defender(s) lost a total of 42.150.284.312 units.
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Bravo to all involved in this! I tried my best to keep up with the 5k+ messages throughout this 24 hours, but damn yall talk too much. At any rate, I love to see my bro Slevin come back swinging HARD. And glad to see Rya stepping in and rolling the dice. Was a gamble, indeed. There was always the chance that L42 did not take the bait and everyone leaves empty handed. Glad that was not the case!
Congratulations to team STREET on SIX Top 10’s within a 2 second window - has to be some sort of OGame record.
Lord42, seems you were a standup good sport about it. While I appreciate the great sportsmanship, I also am glad to see myself be avenged for your NN1 on me, even if not fully avenged, and the profits you made taken back to the STREET. At any rate, I wish you a speedy recovery with those severed tentacles.
Regards,Al
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Lold so hard when I first saw this xD though, after some days have passed, I do feel a bit sad to see our beloved basher neutered. Then I think about what a poor human being he is and I don’t feel as sad (slightly sarcastic, slightly not).
Rya, you’re killing everything that moves in this uni. Whenever this potential merger happens, I can see you drooling like Rob at a Golden Corral with new potential targets to kill. Keep em coming!Regards,
Al
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Nearly missed this one. Envious of the crystal haul on this one! Nicely done, bro! Enjoy and FR def
Regards,Al
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Df or no, this hit is entertaining af. And that’s what it’s all about lol.
Nicely done, gents! Love a good time back on a KoKy player. FR (again) Kok
Regards,Al
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I am of the shared opinion that it’s a bit off putting to see you post your own hit, yet fail to offer congratulations when on the receiving end of a posted hit.
That said, decent slap here. Grats and enjoy. Rob, I know it’s already rebuilt. Happens bro, not much of a dent.
Regards,
Al
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Welp, been nearly one week exactly since L42 caught me napping. Time for a little comeback hit.
Beowulf is one of my occasional customers, wish you a speedy recovery mate. FR to both of us.
This hit goes out to anyone who has reached out or offered support/condolences to me following my spanking. Love you guys ❤️ and a special shoutout to my o-momma, Slevs, whom (much like a mother and her child), looks after me, yells at me when I mess up and ignore her instruction, has a seizure when I forget to take out the trash (FS), and grounds me and sends me to my room (vmode). #loveyoumom
Regards,Al
On 22-06-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 5.000.000
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Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]
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Small Cargo 100.000
Large Cargo 100.600
Light Fighter 5.000
Heavy Fighter 4.000
Cruiser 3.000
Battleship 100
Recycler 100
Bomber 100
Destroyer 1.000
Deathstar 3.730
Battlecruiser 2.000
Rocket Launcher 50.000
Light Laser 15.000
Heavy Laser 2.000
Gauss Cannon 2.000
Ion Cannon 3.000
Plasma Turret 1.300
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Weird Al [STREET]
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Battlecruiser 4.888.983 ( -111.017 )
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Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
3.079.486.992 metal, 262.332.933 crystal and 1.786.725.250 deuterium
1.539.743.496 metal, 131.166.466 crystal and 893.362.625 deuterium
769.871.748 metal, 65.583.233 crystal and 446.681.312 deuterium
384.935.874 metal, 32.791.617 crystal and 223.340.656 deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 9.436.445.000 units.
Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 9.533.807.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 39.779.120.000 units.
Total damage defender including follow-ups: 40.374.668.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 6.904.083.000 metal and 6.102.264.000 crystal.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 7.298.266.000 metal, 5.895.646.000 crystal and 1.402.550.000.
Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 7.549.800 metal and 14.131.500 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 9.616.022.202 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
The attacker(s) captured the debris.
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 9.329.994.910
Crystal: 2.120.484.749
Deuterium: 1.659.763.843
The attacker(s) made a profit of 13.110.243.502 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -18.779.770.610
Crystal: -10.779.329.749
Deuterium: -5.835.127.843
The defender(s) lost a total of 35.394.228.202 units.
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💤 monsters kill more fleets than anything.
Freaking Amen to this. lol
I’ve gotta say, it’s nice to see one of Assassins making some posts. And a solid one at that. Nicely executed here with some healthy profits. Enjoy and FR Steve!
Regards,Al
