Posts by Weird Al

  • [TOT: 59.997.255.000] Weird Al [STREET] vs. CaptainBeowulf [Viper] (A: 11.358.635.000, D: 48.638.620.000)

    Probe and go. Was in a hurry and didn’t sim, so losses are a bit high. But meh.. just happy to hit something. FR Beowulf!


    Regards,

    Al


    On 29-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 5.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 200.000

    Large Cargo 200.600

    Light Fighter 2.000

    Heavy Fighter 1.000

    Cruiser 1.000

    Battleship 100

    Recycler 100

    Bomber 100

    Destroyer 1.000

    Deathstar 4.497

    Battlecruiser 2.000

    Rocket Launcher 20.000

    Light Laser 5.000

    Heavy Laser 500

    Gauss Cannon 500

    Ion Cannon 500

    Plasma Turret 200

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    You know what it is..


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 4.866.369 ( -133.631 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    493.954.879 metal, 9.035.298 crystal and 2.263.773.428 deuterium

    246.977.440 metal, 4.517.649 crystal and 1.054.813.961 deuterium

    123.488.720 metal, 2.258.824 crystal and 527.406.981 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 11.358.635.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 48.638.620.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 48.754.978.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 8.478.009.000 metal and 7.525.332.000 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 8.995.209.000 metal, 7.321.687.000 crystal and 1.686.066.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 4.726.227.180 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 5.333.500.039

    Crystal: 2.195.903.771

    Deuterium: 1.841.529.370

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 9.370.933.180 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -16.275.535.039

    Crystal: -12.482.003.771

    Deuterium: -6.720.704.370

    The defender(s) lost a total of 35.478.243.180 units.



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  • [TOT: 106.639.002.000] Weird Al [STREET] & King Rabbit [STREET] vs. GKP [ASSASSIN] (A: 187.592.000, D: 106.451.410.000)

    Patricia.. you know it’s bad when I’m on the positive side against you..


    Big shoutout to aLcoL1qmatador on his watchful eyes, and Rabbit for his unrelenting adorableness and ability to hop surprisingly high and kill anything that moves. Thanks for letting my lazy ass tag along xD


    We had hoped we’d be hitting his main, but sumbitch dun Houdini’d it. Still, we didn’t leave empty handed. Speedy clicking, Pat!

    Dedicated to those of us still hanging around.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 06-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 29.500.000

    _________________________________________


    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 200.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

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    Large Cargo 5.000.000

    Colony Ship 5

    Recycler 10.005

    Espionage Probe 10.000

    Deathstar 1

    Battlecruiser 500.000

    Pathfinder 100.000

    Rocket Launcher 500

    Plasma Turret 5.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    Eye candyz


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 29.499.778 ( -222 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker King Rabbit [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 199.994.182 ( -5.818 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender GKP [ASSASSIN]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    26.315.230.886 metal, 3.161.205.567 crystal and 18.473.518.004 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 187.592.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 106.451.410.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 13.808.436.000 metal and 15.487.120.800 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 22.495.840.000 metal, 25.269.838.000 crystal and 4.077.686.000.

    The attacker captured a total of 47.949.954.457 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 40.000.646.886

    Crystal: 18.598.720.367

    Deuterium: 18.458.552.004

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 77.057.919.257 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -49.975.550.886

    Crystal: -29.715.557.567

    Deuterium: -22.866.892.004

    The defender(s) lost a total of 102.558.000.457 units.



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  • [TOT: 4.378.501.000] Weird Al vs. Baloons1 (A: 16.945.000, D: 4.361.556.000)

    Nothing yall haven’t seen a dozen times before, but it has been some time since Baloons has slipped up. Guess I was just watching at the right time. Speedy recovery!

    Regards,

    Al


    On 05-03-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 250.000

    Pathfinder 480.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

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    Large Cargo 323.717

    Deathstar 1

    Rocket Launcher 215.671

    Plasma Turret 273

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 249.983 ( -17 )

    Pathfinder 479.500 ( -500 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    5.518.239.047 metal, 1.929.481.585 crystal and 1.872.142.445 deuterium

    2.759.119.524 metal, 964.740.792 crystal and 936.071.223 deuterium

    1.379.559.762 metal, 482.370.396 crystal and 468.035.611 deuterium

    689.779.881 metal, 241.185.198 crystal and 234.017.806 deuterium

    344.889.940 metal, 120.592.599 crystal and 117.008.903 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 16.945.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 27.857.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 4.361.556.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 5.176.502.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 585.543.600 metal and 586.344.600 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 720.594.000 metal, 720.594.000 crystal and 0.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 844.800 metal and 1.584.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 18.057.234.712 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 11.270.650.554

    Crystal: 4.312.839.170

    Deuterium: 3.620.204.988

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 19.203.694.712 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -13.136.394.154

    Crystal: -5.004.028.570

    Deuterium: -3.652.125.988

    The defender(s) lost a total of 21.792.548.712 units.



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  • Top 05 - [TOT: 3.577.932.605.000] King Rabbit [STREET] vs. GKP [ASSASSIN] (A: 608.612.386.000, D: 2.969.320.219.000)

    in a way, Pat got the better end of the stick on this one. He’s the only one here who got F’d on Valentines.


    Brilliant as always, Phil! You do the work on putting in the time to map habits and it certainly pays off. With a sprinkle of luck, of course. A well deserved top 10, Grats again and enjoy.


    Not gonna go hard on the trolling, Pat. Nothing wrong with hitting that vmode button once in awhile. I would say FR, but we all know you’ll have the plastic melted on that credit card come next event and be as if it never happened. Happy V day ^^



    Regards,

    Al

  • [TOT: 4.584.009.500] Weird Al [STREET] vs. Axodos [BTMI] (A: 44.373.000, D: 4.539.636.500)

    Am astounded at how dead this CR section has been since the start of the new year. Not a single hit posted for 2025 yet. So without further ado, here is the first one.. kind of fitting that it’s against team assassin.


    Hit 5 moons in total belonging to the defender(s) for a total profit of over 17b. Speedy rebuild!


    Dedicated to my new alliance STREET and my homies back in FGR.

    Regards,

    Al


    On 15-01-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

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    Battlecruiser 500.000

    Pathfinder 50.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Axodos [BTMI]

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    Small Cargo 152.468

    Large Cargo 188.559

    Light Fighter 1.561

    Heavy Fighter 5.351

    Cruiser 40

    Battleship 487

    Colony Ship 21

    Recycler 82

    Espionage Probe 34.083

    Bomber 259

    Solar Satellite 1

    Deathstar 2

    Battlecruiser 363

    Reaper 20

    Pathfinder 2.856

    Rocket Launcher 290.000

    Light Laser 10.000

    Heavy Laser 35.000

    Gauss Cannon 500

    Ion Cannon 1.000

    Plasma Turret 3.600

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    You know what it is…


    Attacker Weird Al [STREET]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 499.831 ( -169 )

    Pathfinder 49.032 ( -968 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Axodos [BTMI]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    762.968.503 metal, 1.566.689.279 crystal and 153.885.157 deuterium

    381.484.252 metal, 783.344.640 crystal and 76.942.579 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 44.373.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 55.294.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 4.539.636.500 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 5.710.516.500 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 470.407.800 metal and 478.815.600 crystal.

    The defender gain a wreckage field of 583.953.000 metal, 579.252.000 crystal and 12.442.000.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 908.400 metal and 1.576.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 3.725.314.410 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 1.599.926.955

    Crystal: 2.803.891.019

    Deuterium: 217.910.736

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 4.621.728.710 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -3.993.681.755

    Crystal: -3.822.283.919

    Deuterium: -444.218.236

    The defender(s) lost a total of 8.260.183.910 units.



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  • 2024 End of the Year Awards

    I personally enjoy these at the end of every year, so decided to give my 2 cents. Here’s to making more memories in 2025 ^^

    Regards,

    Al


    Best All-Around Player: This is tough tie between Rya and Rabbit. Both have absolutely torn up the CR section this past year and have solid accounts.





    Best/most Productive Fleeter: again, I’m saying a tie ^. But I’d also like to give mention to nightmad who I’ve seen on top of the stat sites actively crashing for months.





    Best/most Productive Miner: L42’s eco is just stupid.





    Best Inactive Farmer: where is our great Soong, lord and owner of all inactive accounts? Special shoutout to Big Boss, he’s been tearing it up on inactives and farming.





    Most Missed Player: I sure personally miss Ocelot44, esio trot, and Zorro09 (Learner Driver).





    Best Newcomer: Spaceballs or Kingsize perhaps, both were keeping the CR section active at one point.





    Best Hit of 2024: Rabbit vs Patricia





    Best Solo Hit: Rya vs Thunder Thighs





    Best ACS/Team effort: Rya and Rabbit vs Coffy. Overall damage was just absurd.





    Most Persistent Rebuilder: man do I also miss Jay…… lol. Would have to say Baloons. Dude gets hit (or used to) every month at least. But always comes back. Enjoying this little back and forth between him and Amotion atm..





    Best Alliance Growth: GUILD - I blinked and they went from Chimera’s wing to a staggering amount of solid members.





    Most Improved Fleetsaver: it’s gotta be Sagacious . Proud of you ❤️





    Nicest Player: I don’t get contacted often by him, but every single time I have been, Blackbread has been the nicest guy.





    Smartest Player: book smarts - Jex Roselin. Street smarts - Armand S





    Most Dependable Player: johocknut, the daddy I don’t deserve.





    Most Controversial Player: cimbi. Nuff said.

  • Top 02 - [TOT: 6.629.469.516.000] Lord42 [JeB] vs. SaNtana [FTN] (A: 224.527.075.000, D: 6.404.942.441.000)

    Credit where it is due. This hit is massive on all accounts. Had a feeling I’d be seeing accounts exiting vmode for this event and getting smacked. Just didn’t anticipate it being one of ours. Nicely done, L42. Been waiting to see something, anything, come from that fleet you’ve built. Enjoy the glory and profits.


    As for all of this dark matter spent chatter, who gives a flying fart. If someone wants to drop $20k on a space game that makes them happy for some odd reason, it’s their decision and choice. As ridiculous as it may be to some (or most)…


    To me, the dedication of the hit is the best part. I remember not too terribly long ago when you were messaging me about jeb and fgr joining forces because ASSASSINS were bashing/bullying jeb. Now look at you Lord42 . I understand that people change and evolve, it just made me chuckle.

    Anyhoo….. thought it’d be longer till we’d see a new NN1. I imagine it’ll be awhile till we see this one topped. But then again, that’s what I said last time. lol


    Regards,

    Al

  • [TOT: 130.504.642.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Traveler [CHIMERA] (A: 4.720.220.000, D: 125.784.422.000)

    Seasons greetings once again!


    No big story here, just a simple spy and fly on a rather large forgotten fleet.

    Traveler reached out after and was a good sport. Wish you a speedy rebuild!


    Dedicated to my traders, couldn’t do it without yall.



    Regards,

    Al


    P.S.

    I double checked my photo selection this time. But I swear, it was a job to find a photo not created by A.I. Getting ridiculous..


    On 20-12-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 22.222.222

    _________________________________________


    Defender Traveler [CHIMERA]

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    Small Cargo 63.586

    Large Cargo 22.868

    Light Fighter 1.280.224

    Cruiser 2.084.356

    Battleship 101.279

    Colony Ship 2.488

    Recycler 109.756

    Espionage Probe 659.609

    Bomber 48.498

    Destroyer 47.563

    Deathstar 1.790

    Battlecruiser 241.290

    Reaper 2.678

    Pathfinder 41.560

    Rocket Launcher 80.000

    Light Laser 8.000

    Heavy Laser 6.000

    Gauss Cannon 800

    Ion Cannon 2.000

    Plasma Turret 1.312

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    Ho Ho Ho


    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 22.166.690 ( -55.532 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Traveler [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    329.200.581 metal, 66.578.141 crystal and 3.973.768.269 deuterium

    82.300.146 metal, 16.644.535 crystal and 993.442.068 deuterium

    20.575.036 metal, 4.161.134 crystal and 248.360.517 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 4.720.220.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 4.780.374.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 125.784.422.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 126.455.230.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 22.549.685.100 metal and 12.724.906.800 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 4.671.600 metal and 8.730.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 5.735.030.427 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 21.304.900.463

    Crystal: 10.570.640.610

    Deuterium: 4.367.108.854

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 36.242.649.927 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -74.694.781.763

    Crystal: -40.529.900.810

    Deuterium: -16.965.577.854

    The defender(s) lost a total of 132.190.260.427 units.



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  • [TOT: 66.176.346.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Big Boss [bonuses] (A: 3.889.345.000, D: 62.287.001.000)

    Quote from Y0m1

    PS: I'm not trying to ruin the picture for anyone else, but the girl has 2 belly buttons, can't unsee it, some AI uncanny valley thing.

    Edit 2: Also don't look too closely at the hands, unless you're into that.
    Edit 3: She has a 3rd leg :oops:


    I was going for realism. Given her hair color, I did not think two belly buttons, her disfigured hands, and a third leg would be too out of the norm.


    J/k


    apologies, all. Apparently I didn’t pay close enough attention to this obviously A.I. generated photo.

  • [TOT: 66.176.346.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Big Boss [bonuses] (A: 3.889.345.000, D: 62.287.001.000)

    Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas to all U1 inhabitants.


    Compared to these monstrously profitable hits posted lately, this isn’t much profit-wise. But for those that know the history, it’s everything.


    Was doing my usual check ins and saw Boss docked with zero activity. Reset came and went and still dead. Decided to give it a go. Sadly, Ocelot44 wasnt able to join me this go around like he did Last time.


    Four years ago when our fleets last met, the rivalry and animosity was there. This time around, I think we’ve both grown and settled down a bit lol.

    Spoke to Boss afterwards briefly and was a good sport. Apparently he “pulled an Al” and fell asleep at the wheel lol. Wish you a swift rebuild, Boss.


    Also hit 5 deut fleets on top of his main for a total profit of around 27b between all fleets crashed.


    Dedicated to FGR and all my friends and homies made throughout the many years of playing this game.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 19-12-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 4.444.444

    _________________________________________


    Defender Big Boss [bonuses]

    ________________________________________________


    Small Cargo 899.014

    Large Cargo 200.866

    Light Fighter 4.158.459

    Heavy Fighter 250.001

    Cruiser 117.765

    Battleship 41.735

    Colony Ship 196

    Recycler 120.507

    Espionage Probe 99.802

    Bomber 16.400

    Destroyer 102.852

    Deathstar 681

    Reaper 34.887

    Pathfinder 71.814

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    Ginger Christmas Cookies

    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 4.398.687 ( -45.757 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Big Boss [bonuses]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    461.882.564 metal, 1.464.177.665 crystal and 173.988.077 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 3.889.345.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 62.287.001.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 11.318.324.700 metal and 7.062.511.800 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 2.100.048.306 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 10.407.497.264

    Crystal: 6.696.409.465

    Deuterium: -512.366.923

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 16.591.539.806 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -36.816.921.564

    Crystal: -23.175.603.665

    Deuterium: -4.394.524.077

    The defender(s) lost a total of 64.387.049.306 units.



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  • [TOT: 11.296.784.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Dukma [Savage] (A: 10.115.000, D: 11.286.669.000)

    Not much compared to all these Muppet monsters being (or still to be) posted, but it’s honest work. Nothing fancy, just a lucky probe and go. Speedy rebuild, def.


    Buying deut!


    Regards,

    Al


    P.S. no need to report me, haters. I can censor my own posts.


    On 12-11-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 2.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Dukma [Savage]

    ________________________________________________


    Large Cargo 890.004

    Espionage Probe 1

    Solar Satellite 1.000

    Deathstar 2

    Rocket Launcher 100.000

    Light Laser 50.000

    Heavy Laser 10.000

    Gauss Cannon 2.000

    Plasma Turret 1.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

    Haters gonna hate, masters gonna..


    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 1.999.881 ( -119 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Dukma [Savage]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    4.510.858.015 metal, 111.297.033 crystal and 327.052.904 deuterium

    1.127.714.504 metal, 27.824.259 crystal and 81.763.226 deuterium

    281.928.626 metal, 6.956.064 crystal and 20.440.806 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 10.115.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 10.200.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 11.286.669.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 12.022.409.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 1.606.078.200 metal and 1.606.435.500 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 9.000 metal and 12.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 6.495.835.437 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 7.522.988.345

    Crystal: 1.747.724.856

    Deuterium: 427.456.936

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 9.698.170.137 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -12.234.992.145

    Crystal: -5.776.471.356

    Deuterium: -506.780.936

    The defender(s) lost a total of 18.518.244.437 units.



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  • Top 03 - [TOT: 4.804.608.898.000] Rya [MUPPETS] vs. Thunder Child [ASSASSIN] (A: 974.838.922.000, D: 3.829.769.976.000) TP: {764.454.873.194}

    It’s not often that another player becomes worthy of the title of “daddy”. But dammit, I’m proud of you fellow daddy.



    You’re literally a machine. People can talk about how you whaled yourself till they’re blue in the face, but you are certainly putting your mouth where your money went and no one can deny that. Well done indeed, Rya! This is one for the books. The damage alone, not to mention the profit made… woof. You and Rabbit cracking me up topping each other’s hits every few months lmao. Enjoy the well earned glory :biggrin:


    Sneaky Pete, do not be dismayed or saddened by this loss. You also have daddy who loves you and will take care of you, ain’t that right Lawd69? I know you’ll be rebuilt in no time, but GL with that nonetheless.

    Regards,

    Al