Posts by Weird Al

  • [TOT: 4.705.719.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Baloons1 [TNT] (A: 115.030.000, D: 4.590.689.000)

    Decided to take a night off from my assassin shenanigans and do some actual hunting. Speedy rebuild, Baloons.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 23-10-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 500.000

    Pathfinder 500.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

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    Large Cargo 278.394

    Recycler 7.585

    Destroyer 941

    Deathstar 2

    Rocket Launcher 322.207

    Ion Cannon 4

    Plasma Turret 2.548

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

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    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 499.925 ( -75 )

    Pathfinder 496.495 ( -3.505 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Baloons1 [TNT]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    8.529.626.704 metal, 1.553.693.414 crystal and 2.047.644.000 deuterium

    4.264.813.352 metal, 776.846.707 crystal and 1.023.822.000 deuterium

    2.132.406.676 metal, 388.423.353 crystal and 511.911.000 deuterium

    1.066.203.338 metal, 194.211.677 crystal and 255.955.500 deuterium

    533.101.669 metal, 97.105.838 crystal and 127.977.750 deuterium

    266.550.834 metal, 48.552.919 crystal and 63.988.875 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 115.030.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 241.232.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 4.590.689.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 7.876.885.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 552.889.200 metal and 547.949.700 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 9.835.800 metal and 18.310.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 23.882.835.606 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 17.292.351.573

    Crystal: 3.508.484.108

    Deuterium: 3.969.753.125

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 24.770.588.806 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -22.017.923.573

    Crystal: -5.360.762.908

    Deuterium: -4.381.034.125

    The defender(s) lost a total of 31.759.720.606 units.



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  • [TOT: 78.870.455.500] Weird Al [F G R] vs. BobTheBuilder (A: 11.365.187.000, D: 67.505.268.500)

    Planted my mobile to pay a BTMI guy a visit, but he ran to vmode before the fun could begin. Luckily assassins weren’t paying attention to their accounts, so paid one of their accounts a visit.


    Profits are nearly nonexistent after deut, but that’s not the point of my recent shenanigans. For those in jeb, Btmi, or any friend of assassin, you can blame assassins for my ships knocking at your doors. Assassins bash, bully, and force players to vmode or quit due to these tactics. Giving them a taste of their own medicine.

    #titfortat#biggertit


    Regards ,

    Al


    On 03-10-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Cruiser 24.000.000

    Battlecruiser 24.000.000

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    Defender BobTheBuilder

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    Small Cargo 10.000

    Large Cargo 500.000

    Cruiser 1.010

    Colony Ship 5

    Recycler 2.740

    Espionage Probe 1.000

    Solar Satellite 1

    Destroyer 10

    Deathstar 3.802

    Crawler 1.220

    Reaper 100

    Pathfinder 1.350

    Rocket Launcher 3.000.000

    Light Laser 3.000.000

    Heavy Laser 100.000

    Gauss Cannon 60.000

    Ion Cannon 60.017

    Plasma Turret 60.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

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    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Cruiser 23.874.912 ( -125.088 )

    Battlecruiser 23.908.969 ( -91.031 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender BobTheBuilder

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    395.970.870 metal, 135.409.553 crystal and 181.172.449 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 11.365.187.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 67.505.268.500 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 8.199.804.000 metal and 6.839.447.400 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 712.552.872 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 3.363.084.870

    Crystal: 2.458.000.953

    Deuterium: -1.434.468.551

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 4.386.617.272 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -38.096.105.870

    Crystal: -24.196.822.553

    Deuterium: -5.924.892.949

    The defender(s) lost a total of 68.217.821.372 units.



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  • [TOT: 5.445.531.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Khaosix [BTMI] (A: 765.000, D: 5.444.766.000)

    Quote from The King of Kings

    This bashing melarky.
    Is this ego clash here, profit or the lines blur'd between the two?


    just sending a message to assassins that they aren’t the only ones who can bash and bully players into vmode, quitting, or sucking the fun out of this game. Only this time I’m sending it to them AND all of their extended friends and family.

    #titfortat#biggertit


    thanks for all the love/hate, everyone ❤️


    Regards,

    Al

  • [TOT: 5.445.531.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Khaosix [BTMI] (A: 765.000, D: 5.444.766.000)

    Tit for tat, Pat. Tit for tat.

    As long as assassins are bashing my friends, I’ll be doing the same. Luckily for me, BTMI been leaving actual profit.



    Dedication goes to Sparky on this one. Thanks for the tip off, brother! And thanks for the pic KeVLaR


    Also landed on a couple of Capricious’ [BTMI] moons here and here. Which ASS/BTMI is next?


    Regards,

    Al


    On 29-09-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 3.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Khaosix [BTMI]

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    Large Cargo 50.460

    Light Fighter 7

    Heavy Fighter 1

    Cruiser 12

    Recycler 2.540

    Espionage Probe 106

    Solar Satellite 6.000

    Crawler 1.100

    Pathfinder 3.400

    Rocket Launcher 1.829.992

    Light Laser 43.000

    Heavy Laser 9.834

    Gauss Cannon 1.640

    Ion Cannon 7.116

    Plasma Turret 5.575

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

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    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 2.999.991 ( -9 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Khaosix [BTMI]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    2.374.999.328 metal, 450.108.434 crystal and 666.074.884 deuterium

    1.187.499.664 metal, 225.054.217 crystal and 333.037.442 deuterium

    593.749.832 metal, 112.527.109 crystal and 166.518.721 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 765.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 1.870.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 5.444.766.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 13.224.189.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 107.429.100 metal and 115.128.300 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 117.000 metal and 156.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 6.109.569.631 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 4.263.134.924

    Crystal: 902.094.060

    Deuterium: 1.165.301.047

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 6.330.530.031 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -15.639.101.324

    Crystal: -2.074.518.260

    Deuterium: -1.620.139.047

    The defender(s) lost a total of 19.333.758.631 units.



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  • [TOT: 7.647.703.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. kippy [BTMI] (A: 294.785.000, D: 7.352.918.000)

    Assassins been paying some of my friends a visit with numerous planet bashes, so I decided to do the same. Hit probably a dozen or more assassin/Btmi planets, and as I landed on kippy’s planet, her moon lit up overhead. Sure enough, this fleet landed. Sent the cruisers and ended up getting some actual, real, use to improve your rankings profit.

    Moral of the story; tit for tat. My tit is bigger though. :fatgreengrin:


    Dedi to all my fallen homies.



    FR Kippy, it’s nothing personal.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 28-09-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Cruiser 5.000.000

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    Defender kippy [BTMI]

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    Small Cargo 44.000

    Large Cargo 445.069

    Colony Ship 148

    Recycler 13.000

    Espionage Probe 8.000

    Deathstar 151

    Rocket Launcher 18.652

    Light Laser 8

    Heavy Laser 2

    Gauss Cannon 2

    Ion Cannon 10

    Plasma Turret 312

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Cruiser 4.989.835 ( -10.165 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender kippy [BTMI]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    2.358.674.289 metal, 756.979.903 crystal and 4.521.466.838 deuterium

    1.179.337.145 metal, 378.489.951 crystal and 2.260.733.419 deuterium

    589.668.572 metal, 189.244.976 crystal and 1.130.366.709 deuterium

    294.834.286 metal, 94.622.488 crystal and 565.183.355 deuterium

    147.417.143 metal, 47.311.244 crystal and 282.591.677 deuterium

    73.708.572 metal, 23.655.622 crystal and 141.295.839 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 294.785.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 367.697.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 7.352.918.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 7.604.060.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 1.154.458.200 metal and 1.056.758.700 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 5.644.800 metal and 10.584.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 15.035.582.028 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 5.581.627.007

    Crystal: 2.451.211.884

    Deuterium: 8.862.491.837

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 16.895.330.728 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -8.502.322.507

    Crystal: -5.014.127.684

    Deuterium: -9.123.191.837

    The defender(s) lost a total of 22.639.642.028 units.



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  • Top 04 - [TOT: 4.438.252.101.000] Rabbit [MUPPETS] vs. IsaacAsimov [ASSASSIN] (A: 676.915.100.000, D: 3.761.337.001.000)

    Wow… just wow…


    Have been out of pocket for the better part of     a week and had no idea that this even happened until just now lol. I’m shook.


    Gotta say, I haven’t seen the fire and dedication that you have to track and find someone’s weakness and capitalize on it. You make it look so easy. Although, this is Isaac so I’m not sure that’s saying much. xD jk jk jk Isaac.


    Beautifully done, mate. And I know this feels good after the bullsh!t that happened with Amo a month or so ago.Well done.


    Tough break, Isaac. Rabbit is right, though. Credit where credit is due for your ability to always rebuild and come back stronger. Speedy rebuild to you.


    congrats on your new NN1, brother. You deserve it :)


    Regards,

    Al

  • Friend or Foe

    Just voicing what I’m sure many are wondering…


    what’s the crack with the military destroyed/lost between GKP and Thunder Child? It’s become a regular occurrence seeing anywhere between 2-10b damage inflicted upon each other on the daily. So what loophole has been found? Anyone care to enlighten the rest of us?

    ✌️

  • [TOT: 6.760.297.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. Red_Dragon [CHIMERA] (A: 367.873.000, D: 6.392.424.000)

    Was just minding my business, minding other people’s business, and found this on a timer. Turns out the timer was from KeVLaR lol. Sorry bro. Launched and made some metal. Speedy rebuild Dragon.


    Special shoutout to my deut traders out there. Thanks for keeping my old ships flying. Always looking to buy more!


    Regards,

    Al


    On 23-08-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 999.971

    Pathfinder 450.000

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    Defender Red_Dragon [CHIMERA]

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    Large Cargo 265.000

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 20

    Deathstar 1

    Reaper 10

    Pathfinder 10

    Rocket Launcher 199.998

    Light Laser 99.999

    Plasma Turret 20.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 999.769 ( -202 )

    Pathfinder 438.687 ( -11.313 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Red_Dragon [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    10.275.091.964 metal, 291.102.474 crystal and 1.096.784.148 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 367.873.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 6.392.424.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 507.811.200 metal and 531.784.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 11.662.978.586 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 10.686.339.164

    Crystal: 645.111.974

    Deuterium: 1.003.250.148

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 12.334.701.286 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -13.421.286.464

    Crystal: -2.936.001.974

    Deuterium: -1.698.114.148

    The defender(s) lost a total of 18.055.402.586 units.



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  • [TOT: 51.627.990.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. CaptainBeowulf [Viper] (A: 9.948.570.000, D: 41.679.420.000)

    Caught him idling just a bit too long this past Friday. Rolled the dice and had luck on my side.

    Wish you a speedy rebuild, Cap’n.


    Profit summary reflects attacker WF.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 17-08-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 2.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

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    Small Cargo 120.000

    Large Cargo 100.000

    Light Fighter 3.000

    Heavy Fighter 2.000

    Cruiser 1.000

    Battleship 100

    Recycler 100

    Bomber 100

    Destroyer 1.000

    Deathstar 3.966

    Battlecruiser 1.000

    Rocket Launcher 5.000

    Light Laser 1.000

    Heavy Laser 500

    Gauss Cannon 500

    Ion Cannon 500

    Plasma Turret 100

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 1.882.958 ( -117.042 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender CaptainBeowulf [Viper]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    2.845.273.057 metal, 83.745.940 crystal and 1.258.271.261 deuterium

    1.422.636.529 metal, 41.872.970 crystal and 629.135.631 deuterium

    711.318.264 metal, 20.936.485 crystal and 314.567.815 deuterium

    355.659.132 metal, 10.468.243 crystal and 157.283.908 deuterium

    177.829.566 metal, 5.234.121 crystal and 78.641.954 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 9.948.570.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 9.965.589.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 41.679.420.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 41.770.495.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 7.296.828.000 metal and 6.449.484.000 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 1.317.600 metal and 2.470.500 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 8.112.874.876 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 10.622.440.148

    Crystal: 3.693.937.259

    Deuterium: 1.341.493.569

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 15.657.870.976 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -26.412.580.048

    Crystal: -17.021.721.259

    Deuterium: -6.449.068.569

    The defender(s) lost a total of 49.883.369.876 units.



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  • [TOT: 103.054.578.000] K o K [CHIMERA] vs. Y0m1 [FTN] & Slevin [FGR] (A: 83.300.001.000, D: 19.754.577.000)

    Gotta say, had quite the pleasant surprise when I saw this hit. Bravo, gentlemen! Freaking love this lol.


    When it comes to defends, you typically send the defend with full expectations of it being a failed attempt. That said, “nothing ventured, nothing gained.” Excellent teamwork with a bit of luck sprinkled in. Love seeing FGR/FTN sharing hits.


    Kok, tough break. But sh!t happens. Speedy rebuild.



    Regards,

    Al

  • [TOT: 46.319.978.500] Weird Al [F G R] vs. eRRoR [Casuals] (A: 9.160.790.000, D: 37.159.188.500)

    Hello U1,

    Been parked nearby to error‘s FS system for awhile now and have been patiently waiting for him to slip up. Was doing my usual probes and found this forgotten fleet parked.


    Error reached out afterwards and was a great sport. He mentioned that this was his goodbye hit and that he was calling it quits. Wish you all the best IRL.


    This hit is dedicated to our birthday boi, Armand S. Happy bday, old fart


    profit summary includes attacker WF.


    Regards,

    Al


    On 03-08-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Battlecruiser 2.000.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender eRRoR [Casuals]

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    Small Cargo 801.371

    Large Cargo 576.483

    Light Fighter 417

    Heavy Fighter 45

    Colony Ship 78

    Recycler 55.682

    Espionage Probe 255.564

    Solar Satellite 1

    Deathstar 2.224

    Pathfinder 10.204

    Rocket Launcher 400.000

    Light Laser 162.700

    Heavy Laser 60.492

    Gauss Cannon 7.000

    Ion Cannon 54.756

    Plasma Turret 7.000

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Battlecruiser 1.892.226 ( -107.774 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender eRRoR [Casuals]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    1.403.837.265 metal, 1.403.837.266 crystal and 1.403.837.266 deuterium

    2.578.264.267 metal, 2.912.107.136 crystal and 1.233.285.395 deuterium

    1.289.132.134 metal, 1.456.053.568 crystal and 616.642.698 deuterium

    644.566.067 metal, 728.026.784 crystal and 308.321.349 deuterium

    322.283.033 metal, 364.013.392 crystal and 154.160.674 deuterium

    161.141.517 metal, 182.006.696 crystal and 77.080.337 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 9.160.790.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 10.245.900.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 37.159.188.500 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 46.854.320.500 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 6.016.683.900 metal and 5.704.042.500 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 114.894.000 metal and 153.192.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 17.238.596.844 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 10.136.742.183

    Crystal: 9.711.199.342

    Deuterium: 2.596.297.719

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 22.444.238.244 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -31.952.771.283

    Crystal: -25.075.433.842

    Deuterium: -7.064.712.219

    The defender(s) lost a total of 64.092.917.344 units.



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  • [TOT: 26.549.250.000] Weird Al [F G R] vs. nischu [CHIMERA] (A: 1.549.250.000, D: 25.000.000.000)

    Still here MF’ers.


    Nothing special, just some RIPs left out from what I’m assuming was a trade. Also caught another 1k rips on a separate moon here.


    Speedy rebuild, nischu.



    Regards,

    Al


    On 14-07-2024 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

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    Destroyer 500.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender nischu [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Deathstar 2.500

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...


    Attacker Weird Al [F G R]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyer 487.606 ( -12.394 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender nischu [CHIMERA]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    0 metal, 0 crystal and 27.452 deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 1.549.250.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 25.000.000.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 3.973.092.000 metal and 3.185.910.000 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 27.452 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 3.229.452.000

    Crystal: 2.566.210.000

    Deuterium: -185.882.548

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 5.609.779.452 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -12.500.000.000

    Crystal: -10.000.000.000

    Deuterium: -2.500.027.452

    The defender(s) lost a total of 25.000.027.452 units.



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