Posts by BlackBEERd

Server is back up for me

Im not sure where you believe these 'haters' are laying in our ranks there JabJab, i can see why some would be upset given our shared history and the fact that you decided to paint us all with the same brush when you decided to leave but i see that you are continuing to do that. But as far as im aware all those who have taken the time to reach out to you away from the banter ingame since you quit have been nothing but kind and wanting to wish you all the best.

Speaking for myself, it doesnt bother me who you elected to pass your account onto, as you said it was your account to do with what you want and as i said to Dani im actually rather glad you didnt pass the account onto some random guy that could/would mess with the happy rivalry we have.

Same goes if you are still playing the account yourself, if you are thats some A-Class banter right there and i approve wholeheartedly.

Now that ive addressed the drama of Jab's the post, the hit itself is quite the impressive show of power. Yeah, you got lucky to find the fleet sitting but sometimes that is all this game is . And besides someone needs to be there to capitalise on rare mistakes and you were. Enjoy the profits. If the past 24hrs have shown us anything, its that the great recycler will come for us all at some point. GLOTR to both the attacker and Neo.

Quote from Heretics

we'll rock your boat, plunder it for resources AND shave your beard.

You seem kinky, in that case I'll give you something else made of smooth steel to sit on and swivel

Dont rock the boat boys...we're waiting just under the surface

Im only really posting this one because it took a team effort of 4 to make it happen.

First big dedication is to The Sexy One, Wheatly, because without him we wouldn't have found the defender's fleet on a inter-gal planet to planet transport FS. Yes a strange choice indeed, especially considering the account is already set up with dual moons. The Sexy One didnt have the return under lanx so in stepped Neo who earns himself a dedication for providing lanx support throughout the flight. The return time was a little too inconvenient for Wheatly and Neo was FS'd so i stepped up and flew inter-gal to go and get the job done. Simple one for me, timed the LC to the same second and flew my BCs in waves covered by the LC launch window. Recs were 1 second behind. Because i was flying cross gal i figured i needed doot and so i wrangled my favourite doot slave, Duke, who dropped everything and had lots of juice to launch with as soon as my fleet landed so a third dedication to him.

Def came online in the minutes before the return and worked to save what res he could. Thankfully he left me some doot for the wet t-shirt competition between the BC captains on the return leg. The competition was won by the forward weapon engineer on BC #37451 who has a particularly nice pair of ..... eyes

Def met the hit with grace and a good attitude so a hearty GLOTR to them and i hope they chalk this up to a learning opportunity and continue on.

VIVA APEX

I should be camping this weekend but the weather turned bad enough for us to cancel so i decided to warm myself up with some turtle soup instead. Profits aint great but i couldnt find much better today and the rebuild is under 4hrs. It was a safe and cheap flight but I brought Duke along to cover my launch time regardless, it saved me some doot and its always fun to fly with a friend. Oh and it also makes this no effort def bash a top 10, dont hate at least it knocks out a hit made by 2 quitters

Please vote yes in Wheatly's DiDF thread, it would have given me a much nicer pay day Also pretty disappointed that i couldnt flex my 1m LF but i had already flown a heap into a brick wall earlier in the day.

GLOTR for the fleet JJ, dont bother with the def, you've still got plenty and it wont save you from laziness.

Quote from Silverwind

Alas, if they would have left us with no attack ban and this system had caused people not to be able to log and FS, and they ended up crashed to no fault of their own, I am certain that everyone would be upset.

I'm more gratified that we have an attack ban to protect people from unfair crashing due to a software upgrade.

But it reminds me of an old saying I read somewhere.

"When we are good they never remember, when we are bad they never forget."

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Ffs mate im not saying there shouldnt be an attack ban. Im all for protecting people's hard work and not doing so would be ridiculous. But this was sprung on us pretty quick and all i was saying was 10hrs was not the best amount of time, of course i would have much preferred a much smaller window if the work was anticipated to be able to be completed within that time period (which on the surface level it seems it has) however i take that it might have been anticipated to take 10hrs, alas it seems someone higher up was listening and elected to make things easy and give everybody the chance to get their accs in order before it lifts with the 24hrs which i personally think is the lesser of two evils. Thankyou to whoever made that call.

I am a little disappointed as i had already made myself a thermos of coffee and was planning on jumping on the combine harvester and going on a 3am farm though but that says more about my OCrack addiction more than anything else as referenced by Patkica.

Why on earth is the board communication in CEST and not gametime? That can only lead to confusion. I agree that a 10hr attack block is not great, its definitely not in the Goldilocks zone for an interruption. Im hoping for a login before it lifts otherwise im waking up in the middle of the night to FS, not to mention im missing out on 100s of million TP from my plump and juicy inactives.

I can confirm i got the msg to stop after buying the $200 DM option. Turns out my OCrack addiction is more expensive than an addiction to the white powdery stuff.

Indeed Chewy! Remember my laddies, res saving is important! The more often you res save the less you have to waste on icky defence.

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just imagine if all the apex guys here werent in the biggest fleet ally and actually had risk, they'd 100% would *not* want didf :^)

Have ya checked out my account stats Chewy? Im playing a more than 90% destructible account and have been hunted before and will again... if that aint risk then i dont know what is. Ill admit that i have nothing to lose from DiDF though with my rank 200+ mines and minimal defence though

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Yeah, damn those people who have families to think of and jobs to go to.

Well it is true that life in Fuuf's basement is cozy and there are only a few minimal duties that we have to perform daily. I dont beseech people for having interests out of the game even though i find family and a career icky but i believe the game should reward players that put in the effort. It already does to a certain degree thanks to inactive farms but its frustrating seeing a sea of turtles with more than a day's res sitting behind them and theres not alot i can do about most of it, im not actively complaining and i know this is a forlorn argument but this is why discussion threads exist is it not? Im just really being the contrarian here

As a guy guilty of throwing his 1m of LF at brick walls more regularly than anyone else in the uni i wholeheartedly crave DiDF so that their continual sacrifice needn't be in vain but im also a realist and i know that all the lazy miners wont want to live in a uni where their shells actively work against them, which is lame but whatever. Gotta appease the ones that log in once a day and keep 20m res behind a wall.

Seeing as it appears that you managed to get your acc banned Ivan i just want to say im your number 1 fan! It must have been so hard trying to inhabit a universe with people that operating in a higher plain. Maybe Minecraft is more your speed, playing with rocks and hanging out with zombies and other mindless creatures. I jest of course but i do have to say through the power of your words you gave us all a hell a lot of laughs in our discord and for that i thank you. Shame that you didnt know how to bang us as you clearly lack the appendages and skill necessary to satisfy. GLIRL, keep banging away into that good night.

Congrats on the timeback Wheatly, you sexy beast and well done Parsec for wielding the hammer.

So glad i went to all the effort to time my recs half a tick behind this hit. Thanks for letting me keep the entire DF daddy. Imma build 91 probes to stick up Ivan's posterior now.

Quote from Parsec

Luke i am your father

Reported this comment for misquoting Empire.

I have been milked dry already! Thanks guys! Keep me in mind in future though as im usually pretty crystal heavy.

Crystal can be used for a great many things. Whether it be pimping out your best light fighter squadron, fashioning some beautiful glassware to drink the blood of your enemies from or encrusting your favourite butt plug with some bedazzlement so that you can be the classiest gurl at the party.

If you would like some 100m (100kk for you savages) of my best ill begotten gains please message The Beerded One in game. I don't mind what i get from you, I'll take whatever you've got big boy

Much love Bella!

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! For I am Parsec's sexy little Berry!

The tale comes, as all good tales must, with a good probing over the weekend. It was exciting for us to find so many big steel beads in one place at one time however we began to worry about who's cavity they may get stuck up if their pirate owner decided to get too adventurous with them. We had already seen him attempt to violate other players by popping moons.

A decision was quickly made that we should destroy these for the good of humanity, for there should only be one man with the power of the beads at the grand orgy that we call life in Bella. That man is our new daddy Mostaris. As such, we sat back and devised a plan to blow Jack’s moon while he slept, dreaming of wenches, rum and mead (i can relate).

The moon blowing went exactly as planned, which of course meant that everything threatened to fall apart and we ended up lucking into it. Captain Jack came online and built a mini fleet to help defend. I was dispatched to act as sweeper however only had enough doot on colony to sweep the first 3 waves. As luck would have it the moon gave up on the 3rd hit. Turns out that the moon was a bitch ass moon, not of the like that our Wheatly builds.

Things from here were pretty s1mple, we had the fleet exposed as being the dirtily saved little thing it was and it was still hours away from returning after a wild night out touring the solar system.

Expertly the daddy locked his sexy ass to arrive the same second and very graciously asked if I would fly with him. The rest, as they say, is history. No glitches in the flight, good banter en route and all those naughty beads turned to dust, never to worry another orifice again. Shame there wasn’t any booty in them there ships though, would have been a nice surprise.

A hearty yo ho and GLOTR if you choose to stay to my fellow space pirate! The decision to FS dirty from your lone moon was your downfall in the end. Strange decision.

As you can tell by the name change, I dedicate my part in this to big Papa Parsec, the original daddy. Apart from that thanks for playing with me daddy Mostaris! Your wielding of that big throbbing fleet continues to be an inspiration! Love to all Apex who put the sex in the universe!

Brings a tear to the eye to see daddy's dream realised. Shame it came after he kicked the bucket though

Mmmmmmmmmmm thats some sexy work there New Daddy! Im hoping i am your next good boy you choose to play with.

GLIRL Old Daddy Parsec, hope you're riding those green crocs off into the sunset.

Congrats on the well executed defend guys! Well planned and timed and well recovered when things didnt go quite to plan. Very jealous i wasnt needed to burn all the doot and fly 200 systems this time as i would have loved to have a slice of early morning fun but hopefully next time...

I was among those convinced that Dani left the 9sec gap for a security probe and recall as its what i would have done (and have done in the past). Not sure what went on on your end Dani but i hope it wasnt lag or anything like that on your end.

Dani, hoping the vacay isnt too long as we need quality players like yourself to keep this uni chugging along. I hope you come back and GLOTR when you do.