Hello Keid
I’m back with another one of MC’s hits and oh my, would you look at who the attacker is. Sad to say this could have been my hit if I’d been one minute quicker to respond — but ultimately, MC beat me to it. You just can’t beat the best.

Truth is, after watching this play out live, I probably would’ve botched it if I had responded first. But MC, being the GOAT that he is, did not. So honestly, I’m glad he got there first.
It all started when Kikki decided to launch at Boromir, who immediately relayed all the relevant details to MC and me like an absolute pro. It’s always frustrating when people panic and leave out important details like the arrival time or fleet comp. But Boromir nailed it. He saw the launch early and gave plenty of time to get ready. Staying calm, cool, and collected under pressure isn’t easy — props to you.
Now for a quick blooper reel — starring me. You’d think my job (as Khaos), not even being involved in the hit, would be hard to screw up. Just sit back, relax, do absolutely nothing. Simple, right? Well, I have ADHD and “doing nothing” is basically my final boss. So of course, after announcing that I won’t light up my moons in our ally system I forget literally within minutes and clicked my moon.

After (deservedly) copping it from MC — and already feeling like trash because I really wanted this hit to land, especially after all the earlier drama with the attacker — I pretty much accepted that the attacker would recall and that I’d singlehandedly torched the whole thing. I mean, two moons lighting up in the target system? That’s got to be terrifying, right?
To the attacker’s credit, he actually did proceed with more caution than most — but when MC is on the other side of the hit, no amount of caution is enough.

MC, I look forward to continuing our beautiful partnership: I get myself into trouble trolling on the forums, you clean up the mess, then graciously let me post it with more trolling to get me into more trouble and restart the cycle of violence.
To wrap it up — VFR to the attacker, who showed top-tier sportsmanship after the hit and he did manage to secure a decent chunk of the df so I'm sure he'll bounce back from this in no time. Finally, a huge congratulations to the defenders for the excellent teamwork by everyone (except me). Enjoy the profits!
On 17-06-2025 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker KKiKKiSpooN [Keids]
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Cruiser 10.282
Battleship 2.727
Espionage Probe 1
Battlecruiser 16.019
Pathfinder 6.080
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Defender Boromir [Numenor]
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Small Cargo 5.442
Large Cargo 3.447
Light Fighter 8.813
Heavy Fighter 5.098
Cruiser 1.079
Battleship 360
Colony Ship 8
Recycler 3.080
Espionage Probe 10.100
Bomber 433
Destroyer 302
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 632
Reaper 325
Pathfinder 4.326
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Defender Nagini [FTS]
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Battlecruiser 44.901
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After the battle ...
Attacker KKiKKiSpooN [Keids]
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Destroyed!
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Defender Boromir [Numenor]
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Small Cargo 1.818 ( -3.624 )
Large Cargo 1.753 ( -1.694 )
Light Fighter 2.954 ( -5.859 )
Heavy Fighter 2.493 ( -2.605 )
Cruiser 868 ( -211 )
Battleship 356 ( -4 )
Colony Ship 5 ( -3 )
Recycler 1.917 ( -1.163 )
Espionage Probe 3.137 ( -6.963 )
Bomber 432 ( -1 )
Destroyer 302 ( -0 )
Deathstar 1 ( -0 )
Battlecruiser 630 ( -2 )
Reaper 325 ( -0 )
Pathfinder 3.440 ( -886 )
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Defender Nagini [FTS]
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Battlecruiser 44.818 ( -83 )
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The defender has won the battle!
The attacker lost a total of 2.011.894.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 153.467.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 745.183.161 metal, 726.713.401 crystal and 255.842.240 deuterium.
The defender gain a wreckage field of 7.042.000 metal, 5.309.000 crystal and 942.000.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the defending reapers:
1.962.439 metal, 1.913.799 crystal and 673.760 deuterium
Debris harvested by the defender(s):
1.962.439 metal, 1.913.799 crystal and 673.760 deuterium
17.892.000 metal, 17.892.000 crystal and 17.892.000 deuterium
17.892.000 metal, 17.892.000 crystal and 17.892.000 deuterium
447.971.505 metal, 429.531.745 crystal and 0 deuterium
Total debris harvested by the defender(s):
485.717.944 metal, 467.229.544 crystal and 36.457.760 deuterium
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: -857.565.000
Crystal: -844.840.000
Deuterium: -309.489.000
The attacker(s) lost a total of 2.011.894.000 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: 418.355.383
Crystal: 408.508.343
Deuterium: 26.917.520
The defender(s) made a profit of 853.781.246 units.
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