Posts by Hoff

    Hi Norma, I finally got my #1 solo!


    I've been meaning to crash this guy for months but could never be bothered tbh. Recently though I started noticing his fleet stationary a lot and he would have long periods of idling.


    Last night I noticed him with a timer on moon and expo df sitting, so I launched a colo and crossed my fingers. Turns out he was offline for a while. I crashed his fleet, I hit his planet, I stole his expo df, I hit his ally buddy wh0 and I farmed his other ally member scorpion; all at the same time....when in Rome, yano?


    Whats very funny is a few days ago I got an angry tirade of messages from one of the ANGEL guys saying that I was a noob and that they were gunna crash me eventually. So you guys can thank SININHO for not knowing when to shut his mouth, he's the reason I decided to get up off my settee to slap you guys around a little.


    I would really like to dedicate this to all of my deut dealers, without whom my fleet would never be flying, I really appreciate you all! I would also like to dedicate this to all of my ally members in Norma and Quasar, you guys are the only ones keeping me playing this shit game.


    And everyone...buying deut isn't buying deut anymore...so if you guys wanna hit me up you know where to find me, I have plenty of res ready for trade & I always need that sweet deuterium & I protect my REGULAR deut traders. The reason why SININHO got salty at me was because I told him to back off my deut dealer, i'll take good care of you all!


    #fuckm3nt


    On 13-09-2020 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 4.200.221

    Heavy Fighter 1.336.676

    Cruiser 1.006.720

    Battleship 503.351

    Battlecruiser 247.622

    Destroyer 58.397

    Reaper 21.879

    Pathfinder 131.428

    Small Cargo 544.436

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    Defender Buying_Deut [ANGELS]

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    Small Cargo 176.401

    Large Cargo 1.341.246

    Light Fighter 5.740.542

    Heavy Fighter 622.652

    Cruiser 43.383

    Battleship 68.187

    Colony Ship 18

    Recycler 308.684

    Espionage Probe 412.281

    Bomber 15.662

    Destroyer 10.669

    Deathstar 34

    Battlecruiser 21.705

    Reaper 9.285

    Pathfinder 32.536

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    After the battle ...


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    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 2.785.119 ( -1.415.102 )

    Heavy Fighter 1.173.028 ( -163.648 )

    Cruiser 960.770 ( -45.950 )

    Battleship 498.539 ( -4.812 )

    Battlecruiser 246.224 ( -1.398 )

    Destroyer 58.281 ( -116 )

    Reaper 21.840 ( -39 )

    Pathfinder 124.705 ( -6.723 )

    Small Cargo 360.637 ( -183.799 )

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    Defender Buying_Deut [ANGELS]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    1.193.607.144 Metal, 589.930.029 Crystal and 88.311.559 Deuterium

    618.974 Metal, 206.308 Crystal and 202.017 Deuterium

    298.401.786 Metal, 147.482.507 Crystal and 22.077.890 Deuterium

    74.600.447 Metal, 36.870.627 Crystal and 5.519.472 Deuterium

    12.433.408 Metal, 6.145.104 Crystal and 919.912 Deuterium

    6.216.704 Metal, 3.072.552 Crystal and 459.956 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 10.001.337.000 units.

    Total damage attacker including follow-ups: 10.008.177.000 units.


    The defender lost a total of 64.730.230.000 units.

    Total damage defender including follow-ups: 65.027.476.500 units.


    At these space coordinates now float 32.320.129.604 metal and 18.168.876.097 crystal.

    Extra debris caused by the follow-up(s): 72.350.600 metal and 73.245.200 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 2.487.076.396 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

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    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    237.671.896 Metal and 133.608.103 Crystal

    12.170.691.000 Metal and 12.170.691.000 Crystal

    18.269.927.203 Metal and 6.071.454.797 Crystal

    1.951.862.001 Metal and 0 Crystal


    Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    32.630.152.100 Metal and 18.375.753.900 Crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 27.375.899.563

    Crystal: 16.161.729.027

    Deuterium: -52.823.194

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 43.484.805.396 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -41.442.719.463

    Crystal: -24.047.720.127

    Deuterium: -2.024.113.306

    The defender(s) lost a total of 67.514.552.896 units.



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    I'm getting closer and closer to spamming every slot in the top tens with my awful hits. :thumbsup: FR Tomi


    On 04-09-2020 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 4.967.889

    Heavy Fighter 1.378.324

    Cruiser 1.004.874

    Battleship 502.523

    Battlecruiser 201.316

    Bomber 41.559

    Destroyer 57.710

    Reaper 21.566

    Small Cargo 437.042

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    Defender Tomi [Pirates]

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    Small Cargo 105.748

    Large Cargo 165.420

    Light Fighter 991

    Heavy Fighter 348.555

    Cruiser 2.441

    Battleship 788

    Recycler 800

    Espionage Probe 50.808

    Bomber 1.451

    Solar Satellite 70

    Destroyer 618

    Deathstar 10

    Battlecruiser 586

    Reaper 322

    Pathfinder 11.735

    Rocket Launcher 1.600.035

    Light Laser 1.200.807

    Heavy Laser 540.007

    Gauss Cannon 30.000

    Ion Cannon 300.006

    Plasma Turret 10.007

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


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    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 3.997.046 ( -970.843 )

    Heavy Fighter 1.326.264 ( -52.060 )

    Cruiser 995.323 ( -9.551 )

    Battleship 501.244 ( -1.279 )

    Battlecruiser 200.871 ( -445 )

    Bomber 41.487 ( -72 )

    Destroyer 57.685 ( -25 )

    Reaper 21.557 ( -9 )

    Small Cargo 351.777 ( -85.265 )

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    Defender Tomi [Pirates]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    456.876.954 Metal, 97.223.111 Crystal and 115.913.488 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 5.147.621.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 21.586.771.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 4.918.588.590 metal and 2.987.192.411 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 670.013.553 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 1.712.256.544

    Crystal: 1.627.415.522

    Deuterium: 88.501.488

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 3.428.173.554 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -14.987.698.454

    Crystal: -6.636.300.611

    Deuterium: -632.785.488

    The defender(s) lost a total of 22.256.784.553 units.



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    I need to point something out right away…yes this is technically another #2 hit from yah boii truly…but…it’s only because I suffered less damage than m3nt in the #1 hit…so…if you are going to take one thing from this hit then please let it be this…

    IM WAY BETTER THAN M3NT!!! Bow to your king peasants…


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    But in all seriousness, I decided to come out of my hibernation recently and search for a big hit, but I had to do this without suddenly scaring everyone away with incessant spies, so I decided to sit back and just watch you all like a pedo on a park bench.


    I had been watching Tyler for a couple weeks and honestly, to his credit, 85% of his activity baffled me and he has 6 deploy systems, making him a very hard man to hit. Thankfully, after much observation I managed to notice one or two tendencies that eventually led to me getting him. This wasn’t the first time I went for him though and I recalled a few colo ships until I eventually got him dead to rights here.


    Massive credit to Tyler though, not only did he make this hit a real challenge for me, but he was also a real great sport about the hit. It’s a massive shame that my two biggest hits in this uni were against two of the nicest guys I’ve come across in ogame, but I guess that’s just the way this game works, it is pretty cutthroat at times. Tyler also said he would rebuild which I’m very glad about because he’s a nice guy and an honest and active player and Norma needs every such player it can get. So good luck on the rebuild bro!!


    Dedi as always goes to my ally mates in Norma and Quasar and my loyal deut traders. In particular though I’d like to shout out my boy Tezza who stayed up with me a few nights to help me moon up, thanks bro!


    P.s I have so much metal and crystal that’s just waiting to buy deut, so please hit me up, I need deut!!!!


    On 28-08-2020 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 4.914.070

    Heavy Fighter 1.440.272

    Cruiser 800.794

    Battleship 394.462

    Battlecruiser 173.933

    Destroyer 57.873

    Reaper 21.556

    Pathfinder 133.423

    Small Cargo 473.622

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    Defender TheTyler74 [SpaceX]

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    Small Cargo 96.934

    Large Cargo 126.964

    Light Fighter 644.723

    Heavy Fighter 161.057

    Cruiser 74.037

    Battleship 30.884

    Recycler 26.486

    Espionage Probe 123.148

    Bomber 29.157

    Destroyer 10.614

    Deathstar 340

    Battlecruiser 27.482

    Reaper 13.206

    Pathfinder 35.395

    Rocket Launcher 6.500

    Small Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


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    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Light Fighter 4.498.236 ( -415.834 )

    Heavy Fighter 1.364.513 ( -75.759 )

    Cruiser 780.301 ( -20.493 )

    Battleship 388.119 ( -6.343 )

    Battlecruiser 171.376 ( -2.557 )

    Destroyer 57.123 ( -750 )

    Reaper 21.292 ( -264 )

    Pathfinder 129.564 ( -3.859 )

    Small Cargo 433.308 ( -40.314 )

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    Defender TheTyler74 [SpaceX]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    41.327.637 Metal, 25.443.532 Crystal and 225.827.857 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 4.030.023.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 23.610.850.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 10.745.292.790 metal and 6.675.535.511 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 292.599.026 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

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    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    10.664.451.364 Metal and 6.675.548.636 Crystal

    223.262.010 Metal and 138.701.989 Crystal

    80.501.426 Metal and 0 Crystal


    Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    10.968.214.800 Metal and 6.814.250.625 Crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 8.356.541.437

    Crystal: 5.589.415.157

    Deuterium: 99.084.857

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 14.045.041.451 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -13.070.700.637

    Crystal: -8.509.799.532

    Deuterium: -2.322.948.857

    The defender(s) lost a total of 23.903.449.026 units.



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    This is a terrible hit by a terrible player...but it is technically a top ten, and once again, I think it's funny to see my name spammed in the top ten section.


    On 24-08-2020 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Battleship 394.560

    Battlecruiser 173.658

    Bomber 39.694

    Destroyer 57.434

    Reaper 21.426

    Light Fighter 4.897.264

    Heavy Fighter 1.478.612

    Cruiser 812.425

    Small Cargo 503.691

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    Defender ARMADILLO [DKPHNX]

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    Small Cargo 20.290

    Large Cargo 65.672

    Light Fighter 2.129

    Heavy Fighter 4.087

    Cruiser 141

    Battleship 19.145

    Colony Ship 1

    Recycler 18.139

    Espionage Probe 85.864

    Bomber 102

    Solar Satellite 2.500

    Destroyer 134

    Deathstar 2

    Battlecruiser 59

    Crawler 864

    Reaper 16

    Pathfinder 195

    Rocket Launcher 1.647.293

    Light Laser 1.333.967

    Heavy Laser 100.000

    Gauss Cannon 53.698

    Ion Cannon 15.339

    Plasma Turret 15.898

    Small Shield Dome 1

    Large Shield Dome 1

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    After the battle ...


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    Attacker Hoff [VAN]

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    Battleship 393.454 ( -1.106 )

    Battlecruiser 173.274 ( -384 )

    Bomber 39.614 ( -80 )

    Destroyer 57.425 ( -9 )

    Reaper 21.425 ( -1 )

    Light Fighter 4.539.566 ( -357.698 )

    Heavy Fighter 1.438.429 ( -40.183 )

    Cruiser 801.365 ( -11.060 )

    Small Cargo 466.955 ( -36.736 )

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    Defender ARMADILLO [DKPHNX]

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    Destroyed!

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    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    43.344.185 Metal, 42.643.912 Crystal and 30.711.502 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 2.407.791.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 13.492.843.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 2.011.191.281 metal and 1.044.428.120 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 116.699.599 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

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    Debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    239.730.819 Metal and 124.494.180 Crystal

    2.011.191.281 Metal and 1.044.458.045 Crystal


    Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):

    2.250.922.100 Metal and 1.168.952.225 Crystal



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 619.487.285

    Crystal: 507.819.137

    Deuterium: 1.476.502

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 1.128.782.924 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -9.425.319.685

    Crystal: -3.522.186.412

    Deuterium: -662.036.502

    The defender(s) lost a total of 13.609.542.599 units.



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    yeah, i always heard that one aswell, same second is tricky, because you can't see the miliseconds, so if your hit before his return you will not get it...

    i was always advised to do 1 sec after and it never failed on me


    Gl next time ;)

    You cant see the milliseconds this is correct, but if your attack is ordered below the return of your targets fleet on the fleet dash then that means you are milliseconds behind your target, not in front. In this scenario he should have caught the fleet, unless the target did some dirty things. It is possible through exploits to avoid a same second lanx, but obviously, that shouldn't be the case