Posts by KeiYuki
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Long time ago an odd empire started to build a lot of missiles, turrets, lasers, and whatever can defend a border.
Then they built a lot of those useless flying moons called Death Stars. Useless balls of metal.
Pirates does not like both, bunkers and useless flying balls.Admiral started to study that empire and after a period was ready to attack. Dashka pirates' fleet was thinking to destroy those useless balls too.
And while drinking a lot of Rum the two pirates Admirals decided to attack together.
Sadly the generals of that odd empire had been able to escape and save their valuables. They also moved the whole empire away in order to avoid fights with pirates.....
But you can escape once, not twice to Pirates.
So in a sunny afternoon two huge fleets went nearby that odd empire new galaxy and fast like a thunder were able to destroy and loot everything.
50 of those useless spaceballs went down.
Only deaths and debris left.
Huge profit for next parties!Beer, Rum, Wishkey, a lot of music and fun
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Honour to Dashka, has been a pleasure flying with you, hope it's just the first of many
Huge hugs to DuckDaFuq, our eyes
And usual dedications to any of my friend in this Uni and elsewhere.
(Diohani, Sniper
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FR for the defender as always, and please, do not rely on those useless balls of metal, we love to recycle them
The battle:On 04-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Dashka [CON]
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Light Fighter 330.943
Heavy Fighter 5.627
Cruiser 17.357
Battleship 10.556
Battlecruiser 5.396
Small Cargo 27.905
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Attacker Key Yuki
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Light Fighter 138.000
Bomber 2.675
Destroyer 1.875
Reaper 9.109
Heavy Fighter 7.800
Cruiser 14.120
Battleship 3.397
Battlecruiser 9.499
Pathfinder 5.000
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Defender We are Borg [DP9]
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Small Cargo 8.799
Large Cargo 9.768
Light Fighter 59.720
Heavy Fighter 5.623
Cruiser 1.052
Battleship 752
Recycler 5.741
Espionage Probe 39.642
Bomber 496
Destroyer 225
Deathstar 50
Battlecruiser 533
Reaper 577
Pathfinder 1.484
Rocket Launcher 53.710
Light Laser 8.970
Heavy Laser 2.324
Gauss Cannon 331
Ion Cannon 444
Plasma Turret 33
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Dashka [CON]
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Light Fighter 306.013 ( -24.930 )
Heavy Fighter 5.375 ( -252 )
Cruiser 16.736 ( -621 )
Battleship 10.254 ( -302 )
Battlecruiser 5.255 ( -141 )
Small Cargo 25.812 ( -2.093 )
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Attacker Key Yuki
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Light Fighter 128.457 ( -9.543 )
Bomber 2.601 ( -74 )
Destroyer 1.819 ( -56 )
Reaper 8.845 ( -264 )
Heavy Fighter 7.464 ( -336 )
Cruiser 13.649 ( -471 )
Battleship 3.301 ( -96 )
Battlecruiser 9.239 ( -260 )
Pathfinder 4.848 ( -152 )
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Defender We are Borg [DP9]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
150.017.764 Metal, 48.861.928 Crystal and 7.691.229 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 302.389.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.586.685.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 392.662.979 metal and 262.624.522 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 206.570.921 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
392.662.979 Metal and 262.632.022 Crystal
87.452.021 Metal and 58.490.478 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
480.115.000 Metal and 321.122.500 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 436.503.764
Crystal: 277.869.428
Deuterium: -8.953.771
The attacker(s) made a profit of 705.419.421 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -1.061.987.764
Crystal: -616.116.928
Deuterium: -115.151.229
The defender(s) lost a total of 1.793.255.921 units.
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Pirates have been very busy.
The new landscape of the bay finally took form.
Now everything is looking as it's meant to be.
Now everyone is dancing, drinking ( a lot)
, having fun, as they were used to be.
The new war Siren is huge, is brilliant, shining in the half of the harbour. Admiral is very proud of it.
And..... it yelled.
GO GO GO.
Won't tell you how, nor why. Just hate those damn rocket launchers. Useless.
But after some days wondering about the future, admiral decided to earn something, since follish were getting poor.
Bong. Stonked. No more fleet.
Pirates are happy. As always.
Future ? Don't know yet. Lot of streets are in front of the crossing. Nothing is still decided.Greetings to my friends, expecially to Duck, Sniper, Dashka, and obviously Disphoria, MrSheep and the Diohani.
Love and peace in Ukraine, blood and glory in Dione.On 03-03-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Key Yuki
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Battlecruiser 9.590
Reaper 5.729
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Defender Iainkw [Mead]
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Small Cargo 1.548
Large Cargo 4.501
Light Fighter 3.900
Heavy Fighter 564
Cruiser 1.064
Battleship 60
Recycler 2
Espionage Probe 4.612
Bomber 153
Solar Satellite 400
Destroyer 66
Battlecruiser 106
Reaper 116
Pathfinder 404
Rocket Launcher 31.205
Plasma Turret 84
Small Shield Dome 1
Large Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Key Yuki
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Battlecruiser 9.330 ( -260 )
Reaper 5.729 ( -0 )
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Defender Iainkw [Mead]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
35.392.995 Metal, 4.796.692 Crystal and 11.296.565 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 22.100.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 257.112.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 39.325.500 metal and 31.588.125 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 51.486.252 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
39.325.500 Metal and 31.594.875 Crystal
13.108.500 Metal and 10.529.375 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
52.434.000 Metal and 42.124.250 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 80.026.995
Crystal: 36.520.942
Deuterium: 7.396.565
The attacker(s) made a profit of 123.944.502 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -199.130.995
Crystal: -82.891.692
Deuterium: -26.575.565
The defender(s) lost a total of 308.598.252 units.
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Many things happened in last days.
Pirates' Admiral had to go far away for a couple of days and when he went back he was another person.
Many voices in the universe, many things not heroic showed up, many unethical people run here and there.
And the code for a Pirate is everything. Friendship and ethic is most important than any other thing.
Admiral started to personally dismantle any mushroom shaped house in the bay.A new large construction site showed up in the harbour area. A brand new Pirates' Hq and a brand new war Siren are on the way.
Bay went back to the usual old landscape. No more polka dots. Only little houses and a lot of foolish having fun, at any time, for any reason.
Now Pirates are lonely wolves going up and down, here and there, searching for money everywhere.
And in the while they had a small fight with a neighbour system.
Just a way to try to explane rules in this bad place called universe to a newcomer.
Hope he will rebuild and keep on playing, he's a nice person. GL&FR.On 20-02-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Key Yuki
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Reaper 5.311
Battleship 2.095
Battlecruiser 7.399
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Defender General Shepherd [SPQR]
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Small Cargo 2.365
Large Cargo 190
Light Fighter 5.890
Heavy Fighter 2.738
Cruiser 338
Battleship 586
Recycler 5
Espionage Probe 13.924
Bomber 220
Destroyer 76
Battlecruiser 488
Reaper 377
Pathfinder 146
Rocket Launcher 2.900
Light Laser 75
Heavy Laser 25
Ion Cannon 25
Small Shield Dome 1
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After the battle ...
Attacker Key Yuki
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Reaper 5.305 ( -6 )
Battleship 1.987 ( -108 )
Battlecruiser 7.150 ( -249 )
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Defender General Shepherd [SPQR]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
686.037 Metal, 8.017.032 Crystal and 1.493.713 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 28.605.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 263.652.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 56.025.375 metal and 41.803.875 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 10.196.782 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
18.675.125 Metal and 13.934.625 Crystal
56.025.375 Metal and 41.803.875 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
74.700.500 Metal and 55.738.500 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 62.546.537
Crystal: 51.845.532
Deuterium: -2.361.287
The attacker(s) made a profit of 112.030.782 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -143.444.537
Crystal: -107.756.532
Deuterium: -22.647.713
The defender(s) lost a total of 273.848.782 units.
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Everything was quiet at Pirates' bay.
Sun was shining, the foolish were waiting for the braves coming back from an HUGE raid.
At the sunset, Pirate Hetesmurf went in the Pirate AdmiralSmurf office, inside the giant mushroom shaped Pirates HQ.
Their eyes were shiny after the fast meeting (but NO, they did not tell to anyone what and how they got. Those informations are a military secret!!)
All the ships available started from Hetesmurf's base (also those Smurf pirates are always raiding up & down for the galaxies...) and the fastest ships coming back from the raid were ready in few seconds to join the forces against a new enemy. They were so fast that the war Siren didn't have the time to yell.
The enemy moon was quiet. It won't be ever more.
As the SMURFS ships arrived the moon inhabitants started to scream and tried to escape without luck.
A big war was fought in the sky. Lasers, Cannons, Ions bursts.
A lot of Smurf Pirates died in they small fighters. But the enemy has been totally destroyed. Everyone was killed, without any mercy.
Everything was taken back to Smurfs pirates bases. Money, Resources, Precious.
Oh what an huge profit for the Pirates. Dancingand Drinking
all night long. RUM, WISHKEY, BEER. And FUN, all over the route back to home
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Now, the hangover is at top levels for everyone, but happiness works out
Obviously dedicated to HETESmurf, this is yours.
A big acknowledgement for Zoliboros. Defender is a nice guy and a good player, and we are sure he will rebuild faster than ever. Good Luck Zoliboros
A big kiss to all Smurfs around, and as always kisses
to my Diohani too.
The battle:
On 20-02-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker HeteSmurf [SMURF]
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Light Fighter 138.844
Cruiser 4.565
Battlecruiser 9.116
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Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Cruiser 8.118
Battleship 1.984
Battlecruiser 7.271
Espionage Probe 1
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Defender zoliboros97 [Mead]
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Small Cargo 11.684
Large Cargo 10.542
Light Fighter 30.587
Heavy Fighter 4.410
Cruiser 2.786
Battleship 1.328
Recycler 4.464
Espionage Probe 33.254
Bomber 817
Destroyer 560
Battlecruiser 730
Reaper 702
Pathfinder 2.930
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After the battle ...
Attacker HeteSmurf [SMURF]
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Light Fighter 102.460 ( -36.384 )
Cruiser 4.361 ( -204 )
Battlecruiser 9.069 ( -47 )
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Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Cruiser 7.711 ( -407 )
Battleship 1.967 ( -17 )
Battlecruiser 7.222 ( -49 )
Espionage Probe 0 ( -1 )
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Defender zoliboros97 [Mead]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
15.805.001 Metal, 15.805.001 Crystal and 15.538.280 Deuterium
44.378.251 Metal, 3.621.749 Crystal and 0 Deuterium
63.584.434 Metal, 603.625 Crystal and 0 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 172.436.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 1.022.498.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 334.719.000 metal and 219.624.500 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 159.336.341 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
307.360.378 Metal and 219.639.622 Crystal
27.358.622 Metal and 0 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
334.719.000 Metal and 219.639.622 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 333.469.686
Crystal: 194.912.997
Deuterium: 12.876.280
The attacker(s) made a profit of 541.258.963 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -668.188.686
Crystal: -414.522.375
Deuterium: -99.123.280
The defender(s) lost a total of 1.181.834.341 units.
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Hello Dione.
This time I won't write a story.
I attacked this guy some times, and always got back spam attacks with 1 Recy or one LF for hours. With the red Triangle flashing, so boring.
I tried to explane him that if he wrote me "i'm online" i'd retire and maybe i will not crash him, and have fun. But not. He still sent spam attacks. SO BORING.
So i crashed him.
Enjoy my gain.Diohani this is for youuuuuuu
SMURFS Rulez. No way. One way or another you'll get smurfed.On 19-02-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Heavy Fighter 7.275
Reaper 5.268
Cruiser 9.583
Battleship 2.074
Battlecruiser 7.422
Pathfinder 3.000
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Defender Admiral Xanthus [task 5]
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Small Cargo 11.615
Large Cargo 8.190
Light Fighter 9.189
Heavy Fighter 5.055
Cruiser 1.330
Battleship 809
Recycler 1.101
Espionage Probe 5.805
Bomber 776
Destroyer 317
Deathstar 1
Battlecruiser 687
Reaper 681
Pathfinder 1.546
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After the battle ...
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Heavy Fighter 4.936 ( -2.339 )
Reaper 5.250 ( -18 )
Cruiser 8.053 ( -1.530 )
Battleship 1.974 ( -100 )
Battlecruiser 7.268 ( -154 )
Pathfinder 2.455 ( -545 )
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Defender Admiral Xanthus [task 5]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
34.169.173 Metal, 21.361.757 Crystal and 8.305.871 Deuterium
56.583.093 Metal, 5.340.439 Crystal and 2.076.468 Deuterium
30.145.773 Metal, 1.335.110 Crystal and 519.117 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 106.625.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 679.525.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 159.914.372 metal and 114.840.629 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 159.836.801 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
48.890.128 Metal and 35.109.871 Crystal
159.914.372 Metal and 114.848.129 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
208.804.500 Metal and 149.958.000 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 270.058.539
Crystal: 141.104.306
Deuterium: 811.456
The attacker(s) made a profit of 411.974.301 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -478.863.039
Crystal: -291.047.306
Deuterium: -69.451.456
The defender(s) lost a total of 839.361.801 units.
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Eat, crash, recycle. sleep. eat, crash, recycle, sleep. Repeat.
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Pirates are HUNTING.
The whole day. Everyday of the week, every now and ever.
From their mushrooms to the target in a few minutes.
Pirates have taken the best from the Smurfs behaviour, mixed with their bravery and foolness.
Another wonderful day for the pirates.
A lot of DANCEand a lot of RUM
at the bay!
Fr to def. He went online 1 minute after the attack (yes, we have been very very fast). And was able to harvest only 18 recys.
Cheers to all the lovely Smurfsand the mighty Diohani
Ah, and I want the mighty probe too
On 16-02-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Heavy Fighter 9.500
Battlecruiser 6.783
Reaper 2.848
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Defender Jatt [Mead]
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Small Cargo 9.266
Large Cargo 2.827
Light Fighter 5.792
Heavy Fighter 4.438
Cruiser 1.214
Battleship 629
Recycler 458
Espionage Probe 14.324
Bomber 474
Destroyer 356
Battlecruiser 373
Reaper 392
Pathfinder 1.214
Rocket Launcher 1.290
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After the battle ...
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Heavy Fighter 5.676 ( -3.824 )
Battlecruiser 6.681 ( -102 )
Reaper 2.848 ( -0 )
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Defender Jatt [Mead]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
2.975.120 Metal, 2.687.991 Crystal and 3.262.250 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 46.910.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 455.849.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 105.009.122 metal and 79.276.879 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 8.925.361 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
25.965.378 Metal and 19.602.621 Crystal
104.757.122 Metal and 79.025.254 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
130.722.500 Metal and 98.627.875 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 107.693.620
Crystal: 81.939.866
Deuterium: 1.732.250
The attacker(s) made a profit of 191.365.736 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -241.500.120
Crystal: -181.070.991
Deuterium: -42.203.250
The defender(s) lost a total of 464.774.361 units.
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The superpowerful probes wins
Nice hit.
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Pirates seems they fell deep into this Smurfs things.
ScoutPirateSmurf found some ships going up and down in a far moon.
AdmiralPirateSmurf decided to make that ships raw materials useful for the Smurf transformation of the Bay.
War siren yelled. Go go go my braves.Jump into hyperspace, preparing weapons and, just a few seconds later.... Those ships were debris harvested by the follish.
The moon's owner gone BLUE. OMG "we made a new smurf", pirates thought.
Blue is blue.
Love to all the smurfsand as always kisses to my Diohani
Can't wish FR since he got blue just minutes later :/
On 12-02-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Reaper 820
Battleship 1.670
Battlecruiser 4.036
Cruiser 3.500
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Defender Commander Seren [RedRose]
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Light Fighter 5.634
Heavy Fighter 1.681
Cruiser 1.006
Battleship 1.002
Colony Ship 3
Recycler 820
Espionage Probe 3.255
Bomber 163
Destroyer 109
Battlecruiser 629
Reaper 93
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After the battle ...
Attacker Yuki Smurfette [SMURF]
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Reaper 820 ( -0 )
Battleship 1.617 ( -53 )
Battlecruiser 3.995 ( -41 )
Cruiser 2.880 ( -620 )
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Defender Commander Seren [RedRose]
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Destroyed!
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The attacker has won the battle!
The attacker captured:
64.125 Metal, 1.217.687 Crystal and 2.658.918 Deuterium
The attacker lost a total of 24.645.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 243.415.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 70.571.359 metal and 39.882.642 crystal.
The attacker captured a total of 3.940.730 units.
The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.
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Debris harvested by the attacker(s):
70.571.359 Metal and 39.883.017 Crystal
8.382.641 Metal and 4.737.358 Crystal
Total debris harvested by the attacker(s):
78.954.000 Metal and 44.620.375 Crystal
Summary of profit/losses:
Summary attackers(s)
Metal: 63.003.125
Crystal: 39.063.062
Deuterium: 803.918
The attacker(s) made a profit of 102.870.105 units.
Summary defender(s)
Metal: -141.957.125
Crystal: -83.682.687
Deuterium: -21.715.918
The defender(s) lost a total of 247.355.730 units.