Posts by S-hitman

    Senator Helio

    Congrats on the hit!

    I owe you saying what's been going on in Hawks.

    Unfortunately, I have gone through some severe kidney-related health issues in the past 40 days or so, completely ignoring the game or alliance.
    As a consequence, Hawks slowly deterioated into being half-asleep.
    And as of now, the momentum is gone and it doesn't make sense to continue.

    Therefore I am disbanding the alliance :) Looks like a sad end of Hawks on this universe, however it's actually fine - this is the first time I decided to disband Hawks on any universe. We don't choose what happens to our health, so that's just a hard cheese.

    Once things get better, we might start being arrogant and full of ourselves on some other universe, so hopefully we will meet in battle there ๐Ÿ˜›

    Until then - goodbye and it was an honour to play with you ๐Ÿ˜Š

    HAWKS present to you yet another TOP ACS battle of the universe - this time it's TOP 2.

    Some people were outraged by the TOP 1 hit we did last time due to its sneaky nature, so this time it's a more regular one - let's see how that goes!
    There is nothing we wouldn't do for HAWKS fanclub led by mimimi and ISTANBUL ! ๐Ÿ˜ We love you, homies.


    This guy had the audacity to randomly launch IPMs at Hellraiser for no reason.
    And you know... How to put it... One does not simply launch rockets at Hellraiser ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

    So when the chance presented itself to take this guy down, we gathered at our round table and stroke him down without hesitation.

    The preceding planning on Discord was pretty typical for our family:

    [23:11] Hellraiser:ย is anyone available in G2? I have a 10k recy hit.

    [23:13] S-hitman: sure, I can jump there

    [23:14] Divided: my fleet is in G2

    [23:16] Hope: I can be in G2. What do you need?

    [23:27] Onyx: I can send the recyclers, let me know

    We chose the attackers based on flight speed, got to the relevant coordinates, sent the recyclers, and then I just quickly simmed the battle to see what we need to send and who flies first in ACS.

    After launching the attack, we just monitored the surroundings to make sure nobody is around, but most of the time we were bored ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
    HOPE was actually so bored that he made another attack somewhere else at the time of this ACS, managing to kill another guy whose name has been written in our Death Note ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    Don't worry, the death in the Note is still set for a lot of deserving cocky brats ๐Ÿ˜‰


    And in case anyone still has any insane suicidal thoughts like placing his/her filthy army on Hellraiser or his pitlords, he has a message for you:


    Hellraiser just gets to collect, which is fine by me.




    On 18-11-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker S-hitman [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 10.000

    Heavy Fighter 7.753

    Cruiser 4.335

    Battleship 1.698

    Battlecruiser 1.675

    Reaper 1.166

    Pathfinder 2.416

    Small Cargo 10.000

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Hellraiser [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 15.705

    Heavy Fighter 6.430

    Cruiser 2.128

    Battleship 1.031

    Battlecruiser 898

    Reaper 327

    Small Cargo 12.373

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Hope [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 60.005

    Battleship 4.266

    Battlecruiser 1.847

    _________________________________________


    Defender iCookHotWater [AFE]

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    Small Cargo 6.470

    Large Cargo 3.002

    Light Fighter 4.852

    Heavy Fighter 3.807

    Cruiser 1.352

    Battleship 705

    Recycler 2.520

    Espionage Probe 34.124

    Bomber 405

    Destroyer 398

    Battlecruiser 542

    Reaper 536

    Pathfinder 3.386

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

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    THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU!

    Attacker S-hitman [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 8.596 ( -1.404 )

    Heavy Fighter 7.263 ( -490 )

    Cruiser 4.226 ( -109 )

    Battleship 1.691 ( -7 )

    Battlecruiser 1.674 ( -1 )

    Reaper 1.166 ( -0 )

    Pathfinder 2.343 ( -73 )

    Small Cargo 8.536 ( -1.464 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Hellraiser [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 13.390 ( -2.315 )

    Heavy Fighter 5.979 ( -451 )

    Cruiser 2.067 ( -61 )

    Battleship 1.024 ( -7 )

    Battlecruiser 896 ( -2 )

    Reaper 327 ( -0 )

    Small Cargo 10.581 ( -1.792 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Hope [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 51.433 ( -8.572 )

    Battleship 4.241 ( -25 )

    Battlecruiser 1.842 ( -5 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender iCookHotWater [AFE]

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    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    50.792.904 Metal, 29.717.169 Crystal and 9.530.511 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 81.811.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 603.370.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 123.999.326 metal and 101.296.677 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 90.040.584 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.

    Your Recycler (7000 ships) have a total storage capacity of 199,978,800.
    At the target, 123,999,326 Metal and 101,300,277 Crystal are floating in space.
    You have harvested 99,989,400 Metal and 99,989,400 Crystal.

    Your Recycler (1500 ships) have a total storage capacity of 53,629,200.
    At the target, 24,009,926 Metal and 1,310,877 Crystal are floating in space.
    You have harvested 24,009,926 Metal and 1,310,877 Crystal.


    The attacker captured:

    11.310.531 Metal, 7.429.293 Crystal and 2.382.628 Deuterium


    The attacker captured:

    4.215.328 Metal, 1.857.323 Crystal and 595.657 Deuterium


    The attacker captured:

    1.053.832 Metal, 464.331 Crystal and 148.914 Deuterium



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 119.782.230

    Crystal: 105.256.846

    Deuterium: 8.486.511

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 233.525.587 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -336.145.904

    Crystal: -282.007.169

    Deuterium: -75.257.511

    The defender(s) lost a total of 693.410.584 units.



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    mimimi Thank you for your extensive and fruitful feedback - that's always appretiated! We will internally make sure to extensively elaborate on your battle rating and have a retrospective meeting, so that we know what to do better next time!

    To repay the kindness, if I may... As you seem to be scared of Johannesburg gangbang, I'd recommend you to go play Candy Crush - a game filled with sunshine and rainbows. It might be more suitable for your sensitive emotions. Nothing to be ashamed of - we all have our nightmares!

    On behalf of my Winged Moles, I wish you a pleasant and beautiful rest of the week, filled with unquestionable joy!

    comic funy little lier boy. only you have huge ego. hawk=st hitman. you think hawk is the best. evet it is a game , at least i fight honest. cong. other guys without st hitman.

    Thank you for teaching me how to cry like a little baby! ๐Ÿ‘ถ


    After I fired you and your slaves from Hawks for total incompetence, you wrote to our weakest member: "I will take down every Hawk, one by one. Don't sleep"


    So come on, Mr. Erdogan! We are waiting! Show us your super mega top 1 fleet and your great hunting skill!


    Oh, that was probably just your ego again... ๐Ÿคฃ

    Dear OGame players,

    It's story time with some extra spice! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    HAWKS present to you not only a new TOP 1 ACS battle, but also a new TOP 1 overall battle of the universe!


    For over 15 years, Hawks have always been a family and an army in this war game.

    And every war is about destruction, spying, provoking and a multitude of tactics to take down the opponent.
    That's also how best battle stories are made. And this one is no different.

    And you know what else? A family always punishes those, who insult its members. Without remorse ๐Ÿ˜ˆ




    1) ๐Ÿ˜ก VIOLATION AND INSULT ๐Ÿ˜ก

    The SW4G alliance has insulted at least 3 Hawks on multiple occassions. Be it words or random reasonless plundering of few sattelites or stealing auctions - every reason is a good reason, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    However the tip on the iceberg was a situation, where one of their members came to me with an offer of a no-attack pact, while providing a reasoning (in the same message) that one of our family members is an idiot.
    Oooof. What audacity! ๐Ÿคฌ
    Well, these guys had yet to learn that NOBODY f*cks with Hawks.

    And so our goal became clear. Punish SW4G for their insolence.
    And what better punishment there is than utterly destroying Charlemagne, the leader of the alliance? ๐Ÿ˜Ž



    2) ๐Ÿ”Ž PREPARATION AND TACTICS ๐Ÿ”Ž

    From our monitoring we knew what Charlemagne's fleet is, when he is usually online and where he resides. That's basics, we monitor around 40 people.
    But waiting for him to forget his fleet and then smash him randomly? That's too boring and wouldn't make for a glorious battle story! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
    No, we wanted to lure him out and kill him when he suspects absolutely nothing. Something special. Make him suffer. A lot. Oh yes. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    Insane, you say? We've never had any sanity to begin with ๐Ÿ‘€

    And that's where ONYX comes in!
    Onyx was just about to finally (after a 3-day long cooldown) join Hawks as a new trialist after he persuaded me of his qualities in an interview... when suddenly a wild invite from SW4G appeared!

    14th October

    Onyx: one of our targets invited me to his alliance. Charlemagne.

    Francesco: you can be our spy muhahaha

    Onyx: exactly where my mind went lol

    And so the general plan was set - after properly twisting Charle's mind, Onyx would require ACS defense from him, and Charle would get disintegrated ๐Ÿ’ฅ
    For the next 2 weeks, Onyx was deploying his excellent FBI manipulation techniques inside SW4G and preparing Charlemagne like "hey, I pissed some guys off, be ready for ninja" and such ๐Ÿง

    Dear Charlemagne, what happened to you was not a random sudden bailout.

    Your death has been planned from the very beginning. You had no chance.

    [On a serious note for a moment] To be clear, we play fair. We have never used any filthy stuff like online times of SW4G or their Discord comm to our advantage or to smash someone. Nor did or would Onyx give that out. Some boundaries must never be crossed.



    3) ๐Ÿงจ PLANNING OF THE D-DAY ๐Ÿงจ

    We spent a lot of time planning, chatting, voice talking, calculating.... It might sound straightforward when you have a spy in opponent's alliance, but it really wasn't. There were so many questions!


    • What if Charle sends only part of the ships?
    • What if Charle doesn't fly to defense alone?
    • How to get our fleets, Onyx and Charle close to each other?
    • How to ensure Charle will be where we need him to be?
    • What if someone wants to catch us on return?
    • How to make sure Charle suspects nothing and isn't suspicious?


    And the biggest challenge was in the fleet setup!
    Onyx has a much smaller fleet than Charle...
    So how do you send an ACS attack of 3 people with a totally overkill fleet to smash Onyx without Charle being suspicious of "WTF, why are they sending so many ships at you???" when asked for ACS defense? ๐Ÿคฃ

    The only thing we knew for sure was that the attack will happen around 22:00 server time, as that's when Charle always has activity on planets.
    And also that Charle won't send his 16 RIPs to the defense due to their slow speed.

    Luckily we are Hawks, so we managed to lay out a precise plan together, as a team, as you'll see just now.



    4) ๐Ÿ’ฅ EXECUTION OF EXECUTION ๐Ÿ’ฅ

    On the D-Day, the following stuff happened in this precise order (we were on the voice chat for the main part):


    1. Onyx rellocated his planet with a moon to the neighbouring system next to where Charle's fleet is (yeah, rellocation was set up the day before as it takes time before it activates)
    2. Onyx's fleet flew to the moon after rellocation (that was the fastest option due to jumpgate cooldown)
    3. All Hawks jumped nearby through the gates (3 of us were attackers, but the rest was prepared for potential blind phalanx from the SW4G side) and transported deut there
    4. Kjub launched a solo attack at Onyx
    5. Onyx took a screenshot of that attack incl. exact fleet and posted it to SW4G Discord, alerting Charlemagne
    6. Kjub created ACS attack and invited me and Francesco, and we joined it
    7. Charlemagne, properly manipulated from the past 2 weeks, took the bait and flew to Onyx's defense (with exact ships that we calculated with in the simulator)
    8. Seconds before attack, Onyx lifted his fleet
    9. Hawks destroyed Charlemagne, creating a new TOP 1 battle of the universe
    10. Onyx's fleet landed back
    11. Onyx partially recycled debris, instabuilt more recyclers and recycled the rest


    Everything worked out exactly as planned and Charlemagne had no idea what's coming for him.

    Imagine seeing his face after the battle, when his fleet suddenly wasn't returning home. Gone. Empty Overview.

    โ—โ—โ— However we would like to congratulate Charlemagne, as he jumped up in Military Points Lost to the first place!!! Huge achievement! โ—โ—โ—




    5) ๐Ÿฆ… AFTERMATH ๐Ÿฆ…


    Onyx left SW4G Discord and the alliance, passed the Hawks trial, and we're happily waiting for him to finally and oficially join Hawks ๐Ÿ˜Š

    And I would like to once again thank all Hawks who were a part of this huge event that we have undergone as a family!
    Everyone played a part in this and I am really proud!

    Glory for the HAWKS!




    ๐Ÿคฃ RANDOM FUNNY BLOOPERS ๐Ÿคฃ


    • Just before we launched the attack, Onyx was like "guys, did I mention I have 14 000 light lasers on the moon?"
    • Some guy on SW4G Discord posted a screenshot of debris after the battle, having no idea he was actually celebrating his leader's downfall. Brutal.
    • Charle's first reaction after he realized he died - "WTF there were more ships!"
    • Actually there was another guy from SW4G flying with Charle to defend Onyx. Unfortunately he sent the defense to the planet, not to the moon... Thanks, unknown bro!
    • The original first D-Day had to postponed because Onyx's rellocation effort failed due to insufficient DM, resulting in a 24h cooldown before he could attempt another rellocation
    • Before the battle happened, both Hawks and SW4G were prematurely celebrating New Top 1 ACS of the universe
    • If Onyx didn't lift the fleet, Hawks would have crushed him along with Charle. But Charle would have taken all the debris and I wouldn't be all smile & fun in this board post!
    • We were 15 minutes far from calling the attack off, when suddenly Charle responded to Onyx that he will send the defense. Yeah, luck is also part of the game. We didn't have deut for another round next day.


    Onyx is one of these guys who cannot be taken down. Nobody is able to do that. Not even Istanbul with his huge ego ๐Ÿ˜‰




    On 30-10-2022 --:--:--, the following fleets met in battle:



    Attacker Kjub [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 24.798

    Heavy Fighter 5.146

    Cruiser 2.823

    Battleship 705

    Battlecruiser 914

    Bomber 726

    Destroyer 629

    Reaper 892

    Pathfinder 2.615

    Small Cargo 10.504

    _________________________________________


    Attacker S-hitman [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 6.698

    Heavy Fighter 5.827

    Cruiser 3.330

    Battleship 1.284

    Battlecruiser 1.254

    Reaper 737

    Pathfinder 1.486

    Small Cargo 17.500

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Francesco [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 11.947

    Heavy Fighter 8.274

    Cruiser 2.394

    Battleship 1.646

    Battlecruiser 2.812

    Bomber 917

    Destroyer 643

    Reaper 970

    Pathfinder 2.726

    Small Cargo 10.000

    _________________________________________


    Defender Onyx [Sw4g]

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    Light Laser 13.386

    _________________________________________


    Defender Charlemagne [Sw4g]

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    Light Fighter 6.981

    Heavy Fighter 14.086

    Cruiser 1.602

    Battleship 1.395

    Battlecruiser 2.809

    Bomber 984

    Destroyer 1.218

    Reaper 925

    Pathfinder 1.780

    _________________________________________



    After the battle ...

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    YOU HAVE FAILED, PLEASE DIE!


    Attacker Kjub [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 15.870 ( -8.928 )

    Heavy Fighter 3.937 ( -1.209 )

    Cruiser 2.528 ( -295 )

    Battleship 682 ( -23 )

    Battlecruiser 896 ( -18 )

    Bomber 718 ( -8 )

    Destroyer 629 ( -0 )

    Reaper 892 ( -0 )

    Pathfinder 2.297 ( -318 )

    Small Cargo 6.771 ( -3.733 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker S-hitman [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 4.273 ( -2.425 )

    Heavy Fighter 4.496 ( -1.331 )

    Cruiser 2.984 ( -346 )

    Battleship 1.238 ( -46 )

    Battlecruiser 1.234 ( -20 )

    Reaper 736 ( -1 )

    Pathfinder 1.333 ( -153 )

    Small Cargo 11.410 ( -6.090 )

    _________________________________________


    Attacker Francesco [HAWKS]

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    Light Fighter 7.715 ( -4.232 )

    Heavy Fighter 6.410 ( -1.864 )

    Cruiser 2.173 ( -221 )

    Battleship 1.597 ( -49 )

    Battlecruiser 2.772 ( -40 )

    Bomber 908 ( -9 )

    Destroyer 643 ( -0 )

    Reaper 970 ( -0 )

    Pathfinder 2.431 ( -295 )

    Small Cargo 6.452 ( -3.548 )

    _________________________________________


    Defender Onyx [Sw4g]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________


    Defender Charlemagne [Sw4g]

    ________________________________________________


    Destroyed!

    _________________________________________



    The attacker has won the battle!


    The attacker captured:

    0 Metal, 0 Crystal and 0 Deuterium


    The attacker lost a total of 224.008.000 units.

    The defender lost a total of 1.008.469.000 units.

    At these space coordinates now float 230.771.577 metal and 165.794.026 crystal.

    The attacker captured a total of 0 units.


    The chance for a moon to be created from the debris was 20%.

    The attacker(s) captured the debris.



    Summary of profit/losses:


    Summary attackers(s)

    Metal: 98.897.577

    Crystal: 82.957.026

    Deuterium: -9.297.000

    The attacker(s) made a profit of 172.557.603 units.


    Summary defender(s)

    Metal: -519.768.000

    Crystal: -377.592.000

    Deuterium: -111.109.000

    The defender(s) lost a total of 1.008.469.000 units.



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    Wow, thanks guys for the kind words and wishes! Happy to see the board is not that dead yet and that there are still other fellow classy veterans around too ๐Ÿ˜Š

    Night Slayer Yeah, I am super old school, back from the days when OGame just started, pretty much. I could talk about those times for hours... The community, the people, the super lively board, the spirit in the game, even the GA / GO team (since I was SGO)... Hell, those were the times when alliances were oficially declaring war to other alliances on the board and it was taken pretty seriously! I came back in March this year after a longer break. Nowadays I feel like most people are playing OGame as if it was Farm from the early days of Facebook. I'm just too old probably ๐Ÿ˜ฉ And it's super unfortunate that the old board archives were deleted!

    One fun fact (short version) - I started the tradition of ogamers pub meetings many years ago in my country (Czechia), and it went so far that I actually co-bought a pub with another ogamer, and we hired the waiter from ogame and the cook from ogame too ๐ŸคฃIt was a pure OGame pub and it was epic! People would stop by and say "are you S-hitman by any chance?" ๐Ÿคฃ

    But guys, if you want to check out some cool old times stuff with an awesome story (and if you don't mind using some translator tool), you can check out one battle we as Hawks did few months back here. If you like old school, you will love this!

    And last thing - about that girl pic - could you please advise where to find this lifeform? ๐Ÿ˜ I would love to get it and start growing its T1 population .... if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜

    P.S.: Hope this post doesn't classify as spam yet!

    Congrats on the new TOP 1 :) It's sad that people don't write stories about battles anymore (like in the old days), so let me give you some info!


    I knew I am under phalanx from Night Assassin, so I was always making sure I spread out my fleet at all times (no moon yet).


    Unfortunately today I needed to move my fleet elsewhere, so I did a 5 hour long deploy. And because sh*t happens, I slept in, for the first time :-)))


    No worries, I will have the fleet back soon, and my Hawks will take revenge, as always on every uni ;)


    See you in battle!


    S-hitman

    ex TOP 1

    ex SGO @ ogame.cz

    leader of Hawks