His username is Darth Zero,
Truly a wannabe upstart hero,
Scribbling lines of inanity as he babbles,
When I start up in Ferdinand he'll scramble.
Supposedly a leader but speaks like a toddler,
Secretly wearing Depends yet claims to wear boxers.
Don't use the urinal child, you barely wear trousers,
Velcro shoes because you were knot taught by your father.
I'll be your Daddy, you'll be my Luke,
Flapping so much lip your noobs will be nuked.
It's no fluke, read the message in your alphabet soup,
Your meter is literary murder, it makes readers puke.
Don't rain on your parade? What an understatement,
I'm more like a hurricane pouring *censored* on your pavement.
Knocking out your power and flooding up your basement.
You'll never escape, so I suggest you behave then.
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I'll tell you son, I've got a solid twenty years on your writing skill.
Your communication is on point? You're missing the point. If you run your mouth you paint a target on your alliance, and your future wing. If you're seriously a leader, speak like one, act like one. This childish wee-wee nonsense is for folks like me, who don't have bones to bet (meaning we play solo). You've got 60 members in your alliance? Your job as alliance leader is to protect them, and accept any suffering that is incurred as your fault, otherwise, they'll fall out of line and lose faith in you.
Your alliance members are important to you? Your bones are important, no members means no alliance. Stop betting your bones, ya dig?