Solo Top 10 - [TOT: 2.147.979.000] Lord evilsnake [LoH] & Metaphysic [LoH] vs. Zagadra (A: 82.180.000, D: 2.065.799.000)

Greetings, my earthlings and kneelers such as Nazgul, umit55, Sagat 13, Apostle,

Once upon a morning (today, if you can't tell), Lord evilsnake woke up with a stiffy. After taking care of it, Lord evilsnake hopped on his computer. Lord evilsnake realized his main fleet comes back in 3 hours. He guessed there would be no OGame for him for a while. Then he noticed, OGame Infinity said his fleet was 90% flying. "Uh oh," said Lord evilsnake. So Lord evilsnake checked the moon he attacked from last night and realized he left all of his heavies there. "Boy, I got lucky that nobody probed me," said Lord evilsnake to himself.

So with his heavies sitting around, Lord evilsnake started mass probing various galaxies across Fenrir. He had found nothing after 20 minutes. "Ugh, I'll just go 10 extra solar systems and that'll be it," said Lord evilsnake to himself, this time with a mirror in hand, so that he knows not to waste any more time.

Suddenly, Lord evilsnake got his second stiffy of the day when he saw that there was a ton of resources and some fleet sitting there, all pretty on a moon. And then not even two systems away, was fleet as well, but no resources.

So Lord evilsnake called on his best generals to do the stimulations on the Sim of Trash. "All systems go!" said his Generals.

Lord evilsnake used the Gate of Jump to move his fleet into the proper galaxy. There was one problem. His "main fleet" had all the deuterium to fund the mission, but it was not due back for another 3 hours.

"What do I do now?" wondered Lord evilsnake. Ah! There was only ONE solution!

This is when you call on The Viking. The Viking known as Metaphysic. Lord evilsnake rang up The Viking. Lord evilsnake asked for a loan of 40M deuterium. Then he said to himself, "wait, why just stop at one moon? Why not just CRUSH this poor Zagadra chick?" So Lord evilsnake offered the coordinates for the other moon with fleet. The Viking gladly accepted. Who would be foolish enough to turn down an easy profit? Probably EndopLazmikBirKuluM and RiHat/Lonely Wolf (both chicks still need to be CRUSHED and DESTROYED for once and for all!). With that being said, The Lord of MILFs and The Viking worked out a deal. The Lord was also 20k recyclers short, which The Viking was happy to provide support for.

So the Lord of Fenrir launched as soon as the loan went through. This was intense as this would be Your Favorite Lord's biggest hit in a long, long time. During the flight, the Lord had 3 cigarettes (don't smoke, kids!), 2 cups of coffee, and third stiffy. Meanwhile, while we were waiting, The Viking was able to CRUSH Zagadra's other moon for an easy 400M profit with zero losses.

Finally, The Future OGame Hall of Famer's attack was about to come through... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... SUCCESS!!!

The Lord smiled to himself, no mirror this time because no need. The hit plus the Field of Debris was more than the Lord imagined he could score today, unless he sees a MILF at the bar later tonight. Or two?

After the hit, The Viking followed up with waves of his own since the defender had a TON of resources leftover on the moon. The Lord did not have the cargos due to it being with his main fleet, which was now two hours away after all was said and done.

So with that being said, it should be noted that this combat report is Lord evilsnake's main hit, with the follow-up hits belonging to The Viking.

Thank you for your support, my Viking. Forever, I will #KneelForTheViking.

Best wishes to the defender for a fast recovery and hopefully being a good sport. All females are usually a good sport until they get to that time of the month, then that is when you know you need to be cautious and maybe sweeten them up with some ice cream and chocolates.

Remember, my earthlings... Kneel for Lord evilsnake, help him in his quest to #MakeOGameGreatAgain. And remember... always take care of your stiffys too.

And here is the combat report.